Where the fuck they do that at?
Hey bitches! Today I am gonna be reading another story from the amazing Yarn App, there's two characters; Matt and Sarah
I'm going to be reading Matt and I'm going to reading Sarah! You guys should download the yarn app
There's a bunch of scary, non-scary amazing stories on there, and my mouth is blue because I drank this
The dog Fiercely and will fill with hail look the fail sent me to a fucking ranch
We have to hope Sarah. I hope I'm headed upstairs to say good night bitches. [don't] [assign] house. Why all that effect?
Why can't you just like meet up somewhere? Oh pete xmin?
Wait see y'all
minutes [and] Data and all that types of bullshit is I know your parents white and I know they go and complain you within a
family you're using all the Data turn on your Wi-Fi I
I just heard something in Jake's closet. I'm nervous Max. I'll be home soon. It's nothing Sarah
I hate this house Matt you're being weird. I'm going to look in the closet. Oh my God. It's Jake he's shaking
Bitch maybe he's just twerking in the closet until he's ready to come out of the closet and say "I'm Jacob Sartorius"
This isn't the first case of Jake I've heard in a closet
Who types oh my God out like you? We don't got all time for it like
Omg, [plain] blank period look. Matt, What did you say Sarah? There's something there's someone in my bed
There's probably a 90% chance there's a man in his bed
Matt face time me and turn on your flashlight
First of all, you can't face time and turn on the flashlight shit just don't go that way Sarah, okay?
So I guess that's the picture Sara holy shit Matt with the fuck
Matt don't move turn off the light
How do you not move and turn off light at the same time. Where fuck they do that at?
I can hear her breathing?
Sara where are you do not move or she will get mad click but to fall down and guilt with your shit?
She okay. I'm also episode 2 Sara, Matt Matt since [their] I
Hadn't told you everything Sara what?
That's my daughter bella. She's 4 years old. Tell me why y'all yarn?
Motherfuckers always gotta there's something I didn't tell you [I'll] be doing that weird shit, bitch
We only have one child and he's a boy
Latter point no more in high school doesn't say I didn't marry before you yes your life went crazy and moved to Europe or something
Since I was at my boyfriend my husband had a wife that movie girl because she went crazy
Like I would I wouldn't want to talk with that shit matt we had a daughter there. What the fuck you didn't tell me [that]
Honestly, I probably will want to tell you either because then you probably went like she's breathing really heavily is she okay?
Sara do not turn on your flashlight again. You do not want to startle her jesus. What is what?
What Joe kid been living with the [planet] of the [apes] like your kid doesn't know about no fucking?
Like this the same shit with the penguin to think I'm not a feeling yeah [what] no you know I want you laura listen
So our first watch was extremely close to barrel. No shit Sherlock is the [fucking] daughter guess
What kid can I do I guess what that means the kid lived in cyprus?
Guess what that means is her kid of course she's going to be a separable from H2 the fuck
They were inseparable best friends Sarah just say it matt my wife and I got into a fight one [day] in front of usually
every time this happens [Billie] would hide in strange places like our washing machine and
Weird places to make a point to get us stop fighting. We were your back and forth, and I pushed my wife
Jesus Matt till someone tell me why they're not just talking right now in the middle living room
Why are y'all [so] texting about this we were in the kitchen and my wife slammed into the oven
Knocking over a ton of [things] I don't want to scare you say it Matt
the falls killed her and broke her neck
I
Didn't mean to do it. I
Don't want to come on. [I] don't want you to come home. Oh, I need [to] protect you from Bella
[I] don't want her to hurt you. I was here the time. What giving day
Mr.. Funk Millie [things] really got going on. [I] hid my wife's body when I came back
[its] I smelled something burning the oven turned on when I push my wife against it that was when I noticed
something that I would never be able to see
Max - what a
small handprint from inside the oven
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Saw small Handprint, it [says] right
inside the oven
oh shit oh shit oh shit she is hiding in the oven
she was hiding in the oven
So I know what's gonna happen [episode] three
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