we'd gone to Vietnam we learn the true
secret of confidence and to Korea where
we formed a k-pop group to defeat robot
penguins but when we arrived in Mongolia
we found an existential threat to humanity
the Mongolian Death Worm, a fearsome beast
that had terrorized the land for millennia
so we trained in wrestling, eagle hunting,
contortion, and horse milking for some reason
and then set out across the steppe
to confront the gruesome Beast
Hold!
hey guys
The worm is here. He's very small.
Hey, I know you came here spoiling for a fight
but I'm a lover not a fighter
that's my whole deal.
I'm not who you think I am
it's my bad-boy reputation that's
keeping this place free for nomads to roam and ride
what do you mean worm
I'm probably the most amazing mythical beast
you've ever seen
but it's all a show
even though I look so mean
I'm actually really nice worm
I like horseback riding like one of the guys
I can't even really shoot lasers out of my eyes
it's just one big lie
we're surrounded by two huge empires
that supply every movie bad guy
just ask James Bond
and John McClane
Russian and China'd love to leave us in flames
Our majestic nation would be overturned
if not for the world's most
fearsome wooorm
I'm a death worm (aaah)
I'll eat your body and soul, yeah
Not really
but please tell Vladimir Putin that I said so
I'm a death worm
And I'll roast you alive
with a mouth full of acid
(that's what we call just a little white lie)
I'm a death worm
Why do you think that Russia
went at Stallone in Rocky 4?
cuz once the russkies heard about me
they don't show their faces no more
why do the Mongols still ride free
while China occupies Tibet
cuz Mao was to scared to mess with
the mongolian death worm’s steppe!
STEP OFF MAO!
you wanna make a bunch of cossacks squirm?
mention the name of this mothafuckin worm!
I'm a death worm!
I'll barf acid on you
And that part is true
it's really really true
it's true, okay it's not true
if you're not rogue nation
consider a Mongolian vacation
our vistas are unparalleled
when you go home swear not to tell your friends later
if your friend happens to be a dictator
or I'll send you both to hell
He's a death worm
I'll come at you
riding a tiger
and the tiger's on an F-15
and then the F-15 shoots the tiger
but I jump off
and Iand on your balls
He's a death worm!
I'll show up your house in early April
right after you set your clocks for daylight savings time
and I'll put 'em back on standard!!!
Then quietly go downstairs
eat the food out of your fridge
He's a
death
worm
No, I wouldn't do that, that's too mean
Listen up how many times have I told ya
Touch the box and teleport to Mongolia
And you can get the track too
If that's something that you'd like to do
Thanks to Hooso for the amazing throat singing
next up is Japan and Obama's Goodbye Song
So watch your sub boxes unless you're in the future
in which case maybe they're in these related videos
Happy New Year, watch out for worms