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[Upbeat EDM Music]
[Preston Sighs]
- [Teacher Phillip] Yeah, yeah yeah,
you know yuck it up but listen, listen...
- I don't want to be here.
- ...it's called cactus.
- [Teacher Phil] Nobody ever wants to!
- I know it's called cactus! I know what cactus is,
where did all the other students go? Why am I
the only one here, if everybody else...
- [Teacher Phillip] Oh, because you did this to yourself.
- What do you mean?
- You did this to yourself!
- What do you mean? What do you mean?
- Backtalk, the sass...
- Is this detention? I thought this was class.
You're rippin' into me.
- [Teacher Phillip] Technically, this is detention
- This has got to be against some kind of teacher rules.
- [Nick] Yes, he's right there. He's right there Barn.
- [Teacher Phillip] No, this is cause you read it...
- Is that my boys, is that my boys? Boys, boys,
what's up guys? Come in!
[Voices Whispering]
I'm so bored, please, he's teaching me about cactus.
Literally he's teaching me about cactus.
- [Nick] I'm not supposed to be here,
I'm not supposed to be here, I'm not supposed to be here.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, keep crawling, keep crawling.
- [Teacher Phillip] I can see you!
- No you can't. Eyes on me, teach, eyes on me.
I'm the hottest thing you've ever seen.
Yeah, eyes on me, you can't see this. [Laughs]
- [Teacher Phillip] Okay so, I will pay attention
to Nick and Barney.
[Preston Laughs]
Oh good!
- [Barney] Preston, come on, let's get out of here, man.
- Guys, you're busting me out, I'm out of here.
Oh! Nick!
- [Nick] Come on Preston! [Screams]
- Nick, you gotta stay Nick, you gotta stay, Nick I'm
so sorry, you look great though, you look great.
Barney let's get out of here, let's just leave Nick behind.
- [Barney] Alright, amateur's move, Nick.
[Both Laughing]
- Yes! Oh, you made the teacher the seeker.
- [Barney] Ha ha, teacher--
- Man, we really guys, have got to talk about is that
we bully Teacher Philip too much guys, leave a like
down below on the video if you think we should
keep bullying Teacher Philip. And also, leave a like
if you think we shouldn't bully him. So either way,
leave a like.
- [Nick] And, leave a comment with what kind of
silly nickname we should call him.
- Yeah we're gonna give him more nicknames
Dude, next video he could be Teacher Miguel or
Teacher Rylie--
- What?
- I don't know.
- Okay, Preston--
- [Teacher Phillip] What are you talking about?
- [Nick] I really hope your--
[Male Voice Interjects]
- -better names than that.
- [Teacher Phillip] Yeah.
- [Barney] Because that was terrible.
- [Teacher Phillip] That's an awful name.
- [Barney] Hey, no, maybe we just shorten his name and
we just calls him Peach.
- [Teacher Phillip] Yeah, that's alright, I could do with that.
- No, we could call him Pet!
- [Teacher Phillip] What?
- Yeah, he could be our pet, we could pet him.
- [Teacher Phillip] Preston, what is wrong with you?
[Laughter]
- [Nick] I'm not going to call my teacher a pet.
- Why? He's got like the bald head, I feel like
we could rub-a-dub-dub it. Do you ever get it waxed?
- [Teacher Phillip] Seriously?
- Do you get it waxed?
- [Nick] Hi, Teacher Philip.
- [Teacher Phillip] Yeah, hi.
- Do you get your eyebrows done, Teach?
- [Teacher Phillip] Every day.
- Do you really?
- Every day in the morning.
- How do you get them done?
- [Barney] Wow, you've got some thick eyebrows, man.
- Yeah.
- [Teacher Phillip] They're like crazy--
- They're like slug-a-rinos. Like-- [Laughs] Dude,
can I water them? Will they grow bigger?
- [Teacher Phillip] You can if you want, I mean,
that's kind of counterproductive.
- Why is it counterproductive? I want them to grow.
- Because they're going to grow more!
- Well, I want them to grow big and strong! Be very
big and strong. You know what I mean?
- [Barney] Yeah, Teachers Phil, you're grumpy like Rapunzel
but with eyebrows longers--
- Yeah. And you can let them down, and then people
will climb on them and it's gonna be great. It might
hurt a little bit, some discomfort, I warn you.
-[Barney] I'ma yank yours eyebrows off.
- Yeah.
- [Nick] Guys, let's go easy on Teacher Philip.
You know what? I think we should...
- What?
- ...all give him a hint. Preston, why don't you
tell me where you're hiding, I'll come...
- I'm hiding in Room 4. I'm hiding in Room 4.
- [Teacher Phillip] Room 4.
- Yeah, Room 4.
- [Nick] I don't believe that these rooms actually
have numbers.
- I, they do! We were just in there and you guys busted
me out, what do you mean? Guys I think sometimes...
- [Nick] That's what those squiggly lines on the sign mean?
- Okay, Teacher Philip you might need to start
re-structuring your teaching, because Nick doesn't
even understand how to count numbers.
- [Teacher Phillip] Uh, not my fault he doesn't show up.
- Well, okay, but that is your fault. Part of the
teacher's job is to encourage students to show up.
- Oh, I encourage him!
- [Nick] And stop their friends from breaking them out.
- No, no, no, on that part. I mean, he couldn't have
done anything, Nick, you were armed and dangerous.
How did you get past school security with that?
I mean, it's a lava bucket.
- [Nick] Well, I know all the secret spots, so, that's kind
of how I did it.
- I knew it. I knew it.
-[Nick] Preston, sometimes I'll show you a secret spot.
- You want to show me a secret spot?
- [Nick] I mean, if you want to see a secret spot.
- I mean, I want to see it but I understand what
you're trying to do right now, you're trying to lure
me out, you want me to come out in the open...
- [Nick] Preston, I am shocked, and appalled...
- ...and you wanna doodle bang me! Yeah you wanna...
- ...that you would suspect me of...
- ...doodle bang me!
- ...collaborating with someone as ruthless as [Boing]
Teacher Phil. Look guys, you think that's what
I'm about?
- Guys, can we trust Nick?
- [Barney] No, you cannot! [Voices Interlap]
- [Teacher Phillip] Yes, Barney!
- I agree, I'm putting on the hater blockers right
now guys.
- [Nick] There's no, oh, don't do that Preston.
- Oh yeah, haters are blocked.
- [Barney] Yeah Preston, hit ems with haters block.
- High five Barney, high five.
I love this guy.
- [Nick] If you guys are high fiving each other, does
that mean you're super close to each other?
- I mean...
- [Teacher Phillip] Hmmmmm.
- ...IRL, when you're a really close bro with another bro,
Internet cannot keep you away. A simple high five
on the camera, you're good.
- [Barney] Spiritually, we always has connections
so is nos problem.
- Barney, I'm actually really surprised you and I both
haven't been found yet. This is just a bro thing.
- [Nick] Okay, let's not just talk about that, right away.
Let's just wait until maybe I find you.
- Nick, I think you're just bad at ze games.
- Oh no guys, I think I've been spotted, guys!
- [Barney] You said it!
How did you see me? Oh, my legs!
- [Nick] See, here is the thing Preston...
- My legs!
- ...you are red. And you are trying to camouflage in
something that's green...
- I was trying to contrast.
- ...so, what?
- I was trying to contrast. Compare and contrast.
That's what girls do all the time. They, contrast,
you contour, have you seen that little make up and stuff
right? [Laughter] I was just trying to get in touch
with my feminine side.
- [Nick] I don't think you should be watching make up tutorials...
- What?
- ...instead, could I suggest a couple of hide-and-seek
tutorials.
- Well, I mean...
- Any of my videos.
- You can find them on the PrestonPlayz YouTube channel.
If you guys are wondering, by the way.
- [Teacher phillip] Makeup tutorials?
- No! Hide-and-seek, well, actually...
- [Barney] Preston, you got roasted!
- Actually, you can find, Barney, I did get roasted but
you can find one on my channel, there is a make up tutorial
and I looked fabulous.
- [Nick] I am shocked and appalled.
- I looked fabulous, I was pretty pumped too...
- [Barney] Yeah, yours always looks fabulous.
- Oh Barney, dude, come on.
- [Nick] Barney stop kissing up to him.
Just because he's going to win hide-and-seek doesn't mean...
- We're bros!
- ...that he's the best.
- Are you just announcing yourself?
- [Teacher Phillip] Like order of the day here.
- Did you just denounce yourself Nick,
that you're gonna lose? Are you baggin' on yourself?
- [Nick] No, Preston...
- Are you doggin' the boys?
- ...no, that's what you think.
- Dude you are so dogging yourself.
- You think you're gonna lose, or win, and that...
- Do you even know what you're saying any more?
- [Nick] I don't even know what I'm doing anymore, Preston,
I usually win and then we play with you and I lose,
and I don't like this anymore.
- It may be because I cheated last time. If you're referring
to our previous hide-and-seek episode, I was using
teleport commands.
- [Teacher Phil] I knew it!
- But only the last round, only in the last round.
I promise.
- [Nick] That's the round that counts the most!
- I know but that's the round I had to use everything
in my arsenal. It's your fault for giving me game mode.
- [Barney] Preston, don'ts worries about a thing, man,
as long as one of us wins, it's a win for the bros.
[Preston Laughs]
- It is a point for the bros, Nick, you savage.
- [Nick] What? I didn't do anything.
- You totally killed me. You totally killed me.
-[Nick] I have no idea what you're talking about...
- You piece of...
- ...let's just play another game.
- Yeah, I'm coming back in the next round, I'm coming back
like Shaq.
- [Nick] I've got the best secret spot, you'll never know.
- Yeah just go head and just stand right there, you know,
right now. You look so good.
- [Barney] Uh oh! Run Teacher Philips.
- Stop slithering underneath me, Nick!
- [Teacher Phil] Oh man, oh man, oh man...
- [Nick] I'm not, I'm not, I'm leaving.
- You were slithering around me, what were you doing?
Were you tying my ankles together?
- I was not doing anything of the sort.
- I feel like you got a rope, and some floss,
and you tied my ankles together.
- [Barney] Hey Preston, he's flossing on your ankles, man.
- I know he's flossing on them, no, it's good I broke
the floss guys. He had the weak kind, not even the
dental recommended.
[Voices Interlap]
- Why is Nick's teeth so ugly?
- [Nick] It's a long story, but basically, one time I
had pretty teeth, and then I ate a lot of pizza,
and now I have ugly teeth.
- What?
- But, it's a weird thing, I think pizza makes your teeth
look uglier.
- What? [Preston Laughs]
Nick...
- [Nick] Preston...this is a secret...okay, okay, fine,
you caught me, you caught me, you're so funny.
- Yeah, I caught you [Preston Laughs]
- [Nick] You're so funny Preston.
- Dude, see me on the staircase? You don't even have...
- [Barney] No, you're doesn't know...
- [Nick] I know exactly, Preston, follow me if you want
to live, and/or find Barney.
- Okay, okay.
- [Barney] No.
- Barney, look, it's not that I want to tag you, but
I have to win, I'm a really...
- [Barney] Hey, Brahemovitch, if you're...
- [Nick] Look, a secret sign right here, what's that say...
- No!
- It does say that guy Barney was here. Wait, are you
trying to trap me? Are you trying to trap me, Nick?
- [Nick] No! I'm coming down too, this is his house.
- Oh.
- [Nick] He lives here.
- Whoa, Barney, we gotta talk about this. What is this?
- [Barney] Hey Preston,
- [Nick] That's his bathroom, I wouldn't go in there.
-[Barney] Just side track that guy, side track that guy.
- I can't side track him, why does he have apples...
- No!
- ...down here. What is this?
- [Teacher Phil] He loves apples.
[Fire Alarm Rings]
- Oh. Oh. Sorry about that guys. False alarm.
- [Nick] Yeah, if you could not set off the fire alarm.
- Why do you have a cannon ball in your room?
You have a cannon?
- [Barney] You gotta be prepared for self defense.
- [Nick] There's lots of apples in here, I'm just
going to borrow a couple.
- There is a lot of apples, Nick. Does he grow them
down here? I'm actually really surprised.
- [Barney] You guys better not touch those apples.
- [Nick] I think it's an underground apple farm.
- [Teacher Phil] We're totally gonna eat 'em.
- We had to take your apples. We're gonna eat 'em.
- [Barney] No! Don't! I'm coming out! I'm coming out,
don't touch them.
- No, no, Barney...
- Don't touch them!
- ...Barney, they're like, you gotta share! Barney!
- [Barney] Looks, if yours apples comes from this bucket over here...
- No, I've got your apples Barney, I only took three of
them, okay? Don't be so greedy.
- [Nick] I took six.
- You did?
- [Barney] Okay fine, because yours bro.
- Yeah, but Nick isn't a bro and he took some apples
so you can, you can kill Nick though, if you want.
- [Nick] Well, Preston has the gold apples...
- [Barney] Revenge will be sweet. Revenge will be sweet.
- How did you know I have the golden apples, Nick?
You spying on me?
- [Nick] Pause. Yeah I'm spying on you, what do you think?
This is me you're talking about.
- That's just weird, man, we gotta talk about this.
You can't spy on me, it's gross.
- [Barney] Yours guys came down to my home to finds me
and you didn't even finds me.
[Laughter]
- You're not even down there.
-[Barney] I's am. I's am down there.
- No, you're not.
- [Nick] Preston, you didn't search all the rooms.
- Okay, well, Teacher Philip's on the roof.
How does he, he's got the roof access keys,
and I don't have that. Oh, I found the roof access keys.
I found the roof access keys. Don't let him get away, guys.
Guys...
- [Nick] Don't go down there!
- Don't let him get away, I got him guys. I got him.
- [Teacher Phil] Sorry, I was enthralled with
the apple discussion.
- Stop, don't talk about blueberries.
- What?
- Yeah, enthrall, that's a type of blueberry, isn't it?
- [Nick] Preston, why do you know all these weird,
arbitrary facts...
[Preston Laughs]
- I just...
- When would you ever need to tell me what a blueberry is...
- I just, I know that the enthrall is a blueberry from
Africa, and Zimbabwe. It's a combination of the two.
- [Teacher Phil] Got a lot of free time, huh, Preston?
- I got a lot of free time, when I skip school.
- [Barney] Who wants to be a millionaire!
That's a question you sees on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire.
- Oh, Barney, you know who's gonna be on...
- [Nick] Guys, I found him he's in his house!
- [Barney] No, your doesn't sees anything!
- Preston, he's in his house, you didn't even see him.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I found a dungeon in the school,
and I'm really, I really just got creeped out, guys.
- [Nick] It's not a dungeon, that's his house, man,
you can't say that, that's mean.
- No, there was a very creepy dungeon down here.
- What?
- It's some witch craft. Yeah.
- [Barney] Hey, some places are off limits, Preston.
Be careful.
- [Nick] Preston, Preston, this way.
- Do you want to see the dungeon?
- No, I want to show you Barney! We're trying to...
- Is he actually down here?
- ...play hide-and-seek here.
- I didn't know he was down here. No he's not.
- Look!
- Where?
- There's this room over here, where the shower is.
- Oh, I didn't see this room.
- And then this room over here, and look!
- Barney, how many apples do you have? There's literally
just apples everywhere, all kinds, golden, non-golden,
dude, Barney, we've really gotta talk
about your apples, man.
- [Barney] It's so awesome isn't it, come sits down
and enjoy these apples with me.
- Barney, there's no apples in here, it says there's
apples, but there aren't any apples.
- Hey, hey, it's aesthetically pleasing.
- Barney, I'm gonna eat all your apples Barney.
I'm eating all your apples.
- Hey, it's not a cool move, man.
- Guys, guys, come on.
- [Nick] Can we tag him?
- Okay, okay, I got him, I got him, Nick,
you gotta learn some patience.
-[Nick] Preston, the only reason I do this is so I can win.
You know that.
- Well, I started out as a seeker, so technically,
you lost and I won.
[Groaning]
Nick, sometimes you just make it too easy for me
to dab on you. [Groaning]
- [Nick] Dab. It's on, Preston.
- It's on, Nick. Oh, here's the ol' Nick, guys. Man,
Nick, you really smell bad.
- [Nick] I smell perfect.
- You smell bad, Nick.
- [Nick] Just so you know, I don't care if you think I smell bad,
but, I smell perfect, just establishing...
- Nick you smell really bad.
- ...that fact for anybody watching the video who doesn't
think that I actually smell bad, I smell perfect, okay?
- Nick, you don't smell great. I'm gonna be honest with
you Nick, you don't smell very good.
- [Teacher Phillip] I don't know who you're trying to convince.
- [Nick] No, I smell perfect, I know, very good is less
than perfect.
- Nick, I just think that you smell really bad, and
I think it's okay sometimes to admit that you forgot
to put deodorant on.
- What bad, like, you can't, he's so bad, with his...
- Like Brad Pitt?
- ...his bad, bad self, you know.
- Dude, Brad Pitt's a pretty handsome guy, I'd prefer
if you'd stay away from refraining the name of Pitt
in vain.
- [Teacher Phillip] What? What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about Brad Pitt!
- [Teacher Phillip] No, I got that, Preston, but what are you talking about?
- [Nick] We're aware of that.
- I don't know, I just think you guys are using
Brad Pitt's name in vain. That's all I'm saying.
- [Nick] Technically is right. Oh yeah, there is a spooky
dungeon under here.
- Yeah, did you find that? That is...
- Oh yeah.
- ...more than spooky and we're gonna have a conversation
about that later down the road.
- Okay I mean we could, but we could also talk about where
you're hiding. I think that would be a really...
- You know I'm not really following...
- ...interesting conversation.
- ...you right now.
-[Nick] But like, it's this cool thing, where like, right,
follow me, you give me a hint about where you are,
and then, perhaps I find you.
- I'm still not following, Nick. I'm not following.
I can't follow when you use big words like that.
- [Barney] Yeah.
- [Nick] Okay, let me try and speak a little bit more
your speed.
- Break it down.
- [Barney] Three step process. Three step process.
- Maybe even two.
- [Nick] Preston, tell Nick, how to win.
- I only speak Spanish.
- [Teacher Phillip] What? But you're not even speaking...
- [Nick] Hablay, Español, para Nick...
- Nick, you mixed in some English there, and it was
too much. I need to hear it in Japanese now.
[Laughter]
I'm really...
- [Nick] Hokachiniwa! [Laughter] Konichiwa, young Preston.
- [Teacher Phillip] Oh, boy.
- [Nick] Come, to tell Nick where.
- [Teacher Phillip] Pretty sure that's not Japanese.
- I'm pretty sure Nick just said, hi, or hello,
and then, young Preston. Do you think in Japan
they just switch from, hello in Japanese, but I've...
- [Nick] Everybody's young.
...seen some old people in Japan, Nick, I've been there.
You haven't. How would you know?
- Oh, you have?
- Yeah, I saw there was some...
- [Nick] Interesting concept.
- ...old people there, alright, they were sucking
some ramen down, like [Slurping] I was really jealous.
-[Nick] Do they make that noise?
- Yeah, just like that. Actually some of them do!
They make the little slurp pop. A little [Slurping]
I have snuck into the school but I was right behind
you when you started the hide and seek.
- [Nick] I did that to you last round!
- No! [Laughter] No, dude!
- [Barney] Get wrecked, Nick.
- [Nick] Stop using my ideas!
- I didn't even know, I'm just so good that I
executed it perfectly.
- [Nick] Here's the thing, Barney, I have a sneaking suspicion
that you are gonna sell Preston out, you wanna know why?
- No, no, no. Barney would never sell me out.
Barney...
- [Barney] Don't, Preston, don't you worries, man.
- [Nick] Really, because all of his apples were missing?
- Okay, I might have taken a couple apples and I might
have eaten them, but at the same time...
- [Barney] Preston!
- [Teacher Phillip] No, you definitely did.
- They were golden. I'm golden. Like, you know about
this, I've got a thing, I own the rights to everything
that's gold. I got the Midas touch.
- [Teacher Phillip] But you ate his apples, they
were his apples.
- Well, I mean, I'm the king. I can do what I want.
- [Barney] Preston, I'm putting on my big sniffer nose,
and I'm gonna smells you out.
- You're not gonna smell me, Barney. You like, I can't
believe Nick can't find me, dude, he's such
a piece of garbage.
- [Nick] Preston, I don't wanna talk about it, okay?
[Preston Laughing]
Just stop, you don't need to talk about this, just take
your win, like a nice Southern gentleman,
and just nice and no bragging...
- Nick, he's salty.
-[Nick] ...no telling me that I'm losing, I'm not salty Preston!
Okay?
- He's salty, he's salty.
- [Nick] If anything, I'm pepper.
- He's salty.
- I'm the opposite of salt.
- He's salty, Nick, you're salty. Okay Nick,
how mad would you believe if I told you I was right
here the whole time?
- [Nick] Preston! You weren't right there...
- I was right here in the trees.
- ...you weren't right there.
- I was in the tree like this, look, look. Like this.
- Preston.
- Dude, you're gonna come say hi to me, man. Nick.
[Screaming]
Nick, it's okay man, we get it, but I'm gonna...
[Popping]
- [Barney] Bye byes.
- Nick?
- [Teacher Phil] Where did he go?
- Guys, I think he rage quit.
- [Barney] Preston, you made him so distraught,
he vanished!
- We made him rage quit, guys, it's awesome, wait no,
this is it.
- [Teacher Phillip] No, it's not awesome.
- Yes it is. Think about it, we never have to see each
other again. I mean, you and I will never see
each other again, Barney and I will, because we're friends.
- [Barney] Yeah, we're bros.
- But we're never gonna see each other again.
Because the only reason we hang out...
- [Teacher Phillip] Hey, it's a win.
- ...yeah that's what I'm saying.
- It's a total win!
- The only reason we ever see each other is because
Nick brings us to these crazy [Pop] places, Nick,
no, no, no, Nick, no...
- [Barney] He's back.
- No, he's not, guys, I got him, I got him.
- [Nick] Sorry guys, I just disconnected by accident.
- Guys, I got him don't worry. He's...
- [Nick] What? Got me with what?
- I got him guys. Anyways, as I was saying, he's gone...
[Laughter]
Guys, he's gone.
- [Barney] Wow.
- The hide-and-seeks are over.
- Preston, Mr. Preston, you're a savage.
- Thank you, Barney, I love you man.
- [Teacher Phillip] Yeah Preston, you know you're really,
you're really super cool. [Knife Unsheathes]
- Hey, hey, Philip, what are you...
- No, I'm not going to waste that, I think I'll
just do that instead.
- [Preston Laughing] You missed! Okay, okay.
- Oh it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter!
- Okay, okay, fair play Teacher Philip. I'll remember
this next time buddy.