- Left, right, left, right, body roll, body roll, body.
Hey, what's up, sis?
- [Sister] Adam, I'm pregnant.
- You mean I'm gonna be an uncle?
- [Sister] Yes.
So are you excited or what?
- I'm only 19.
You didn't think about how this decision
was gonna affect me?
- [Sister] Not really.
(baby crying) (upbeat music)
(baby laughs)
- Look, I promised my niece I would get her an X-Box.
You're really (beep) me right now.
Oh, who cares if she's only a few months old,
her tiny fingers actually might be an advantage.
Hello?
I've been an uncle for several months now,
and it's been hard to connect.
She doesn't speak English and she sucks at TikToks.
Today I'm supposed to babysit,
and if I can't play Call Of Duty with my niece,
I'm not sure what to do to relate to her.
The only thing we have in common right now
is that we both smash our food before we eat it.
I'm on an all smoothie diet.
- Sure, I'm nervous to leave my daughter with Adam,
but we've got baby cams all over the house.
And these Maroon 5 tickets aren't gonna use themselves.
I need to see Adam Levine shirtless for my mental health.
Okay, so she's asleep right now,
but she'll probably be up in a couple of minutes or so,
and there's tons of bottles in the fridge.
But finish one bottle before starting another one
because I can only pump so much.
- Wait.
I was not prepared for this.
I know babies are gross and stuff,
but I didn't think my sister would have me
handle her boob juice.
- Okay, you've got this.
- Don't touch me.
(baby crying)
Oh, shh, shh.
Chill out, baby girl.
Chill out.
You're being mad emotional right now.
(baby crying)
Damn, that never works on women.
Look, I wanna cry all the time too,
but you gotta save your tears for your apology videos.
What if you get canceled?
Already teaching her life lessons.
(baby crying)
Oh, hey, hey.
You know where this came from?
Dude, this is gross.
Oh.
Once she ate, things got a little easier.
Oh, snap. "Fight Club's on.
You ever watch this?
What?
Right here, this is one of the greatest movies in history.
I mean, she was boring, but at least she's a good listener.
So pretty much like all the bros who are getting NFTs,
they're non-fungible tokens.
Move, move, move.
Eat (beep), noob.
Brad Pitt is shredded in this movie.
Hey, look, I know you're a baby, but at least cover my back
when I go through.
Oh, don't watch this part.
We've gotta get you on TikTok ASAP.
You think you can post consistently every week?
Okay, left, right, left, right.
Body roll savage love.
Get somebody, get somebody.
You're framing me out.
Bro, did you just fart?
Sick.
Hey, hey, I don't have AppleCare.
Don't do that.
Oh shit, the cops.
You were supposed to be look out.
Hey, come on.
It's just like the real thing.
Just like the real thing.
Just like mama's.
There you go.
I could do anything better than my sister.
(upbeat music)
Yeah, sure, my license is suspended,
but last time I checked, you didn't need a license
to drive a golf cart.
Even if it's on the highway.
- Hey guys, how'd it go?
- Pretty chill.
But look, you're gonna have to show her way more movies
if you want it her to be cool.
- Adam, she doesn't understand the idea of object permanence
and you want me to show her "2 Fast 2 Furious?"
- Wait, she hasn't seen "2 Fast 2 Furious?"
- No.
- I'm calling CPS.
- At least he cares.
I guess not enough to change her diaper though.
Excuse me.
- Wow, being an uncle is more responsibility
than I've ever had, but it's really rewarding.
- Hey Adam, it's Julia.
Listen, how many bottles did you give the baby last night
because one of them is missing?
(upbeat dramatic music)
- What do you mean she doesn't know how to swim?
(upbeat music)