Hey, y'all.
It's me, Tiffany Haddish,
and today I'm going to see how well
I know my friends' bits from They Ready, season two.
Now I'm going to listen to some super freaky
treated audio clips from each comedian from They Ready
and try to guess whose joke is whose.
Now Netflix thinks they're going to stump me
by making these comics' voices sound like robots.
Level out the playing field.
But trust me, I'm definitely ready for this.
Let's go.
You know what's so funny
is every girl is fine as hell with a mask on.
See, that's what's fucked up.
Everybody's a supermodel from here up.
God damn.
What's up with you?
God damn!
Keep that mask on.
Is that N-95?
That's Godfrey.
- You know what's so funny? - Yeah!
Is every girl is fine
as hell with a mask on.
See, that's what's fucked up.
Everybody's a supermodel from here up.
God damn.
Godfrey always talking about how fine women are.
That's what gave it away for me.
I love white people
that can out-Black me.
Back in the day, we used to call them wiggers.
Remember that?
Wiggers.
Might be some out here tonight.
Wiggers in the Black community,
they're like our mascot.
You know, they don't actually play for the team,
but they suit up.
I think that's Kimberly.
I love white people
that can out-Black me.
Back in the day we used to call them wiggers.
Remember that?
It threw me a little bit.
I was like, "Is that a man?
That's not a man."
And then I'm like, "I know this joke."
Lotta good looking people in the house tonight.
A lot of ugly motherfuckers in here too.
That's Barbara Carlyle.
You can't take the country twang out of that.
Lotta good looking people
in the house tonight.
Lot of ugly motherfuckers
in here too.
Y'all's gonna have to give her an English accent
to make that work,
I'mma tell you right now.
I know the twang.
You can't hide the twang in Barbara Carlyle!
I love traveling, man,
especially overseas, man,
because when you go overseas,
you get a better understanding of your space in the world.
You know, like in America, I am a Black man.
Overseas, I'm American.
I'mma go with the energy from that one.
That's Dean Edwards,
because the energy is like,
"You know when I'm here, I'm there,
and I'm an American."
But I love traveling, man,
Bam!
especially overseas, man,
because when you go overseas–
You can't hide the energy, baby.
You can't hide the energy!
This happened the other day.
I was walking into the hotel,
and a woman got in my revolving door section with me,
on purpose.
I know this energy and I know this joke.
And she squeezed in there
like she was about to miss the train.
I was like, "Really, bitch?
You couldn't wait for the next triangle?
You had to be in my triangle."
That's Erin.
I know that energy.
This happened the other day.
- I was walking into a hotel - Bam!
and a woman got in my
revolving door section with me,
on purpose.
I know my friends and they energy.
You cannot hide them from me.
And then this prehistoric bunny rabbit
came over and she say,
"What's the matter, Tyrannosaurus Rex?"
She's Black.
That's Tony Woods
because he's always talking about some off-the-wall shit.
And listen.
And then this prehistoric
bunny rabbit came over
and she say, "What's the matter, Tyrannosaurus Rex?"
She's Black.
That's my friend.
Tony Woods, y'all.
When you really take the time
to really look at a penis,
it's nothing but a vagina that fell out.
That's me!
When you really take the time
to really look at a penis,
it's nothing but a
vagina that fell out.
Oh, I'm so much skinnier
now than that.
It's funny.
It's funny to hear myself like that,
but also, why do I sound like a gay man?
Because let me just tell you.
Let me tell you why I sound like that.
Because in my past life,
I was a gay male choreographer,
and whenever I talk about the penis,
that's what comes up.
The audio, y'all trying to freak my voice,
made my true past voice come out.
The shaft is the vaginal canal,
and the tip is the clitoris.
Your pussy fell out.
That's just science right there.
That's just facts.
What can I say?
I know my jokes.
And as you already know,
I'm always ready for anything.
Now go watch the new season of They Ready
streaming on Netflix.