If you two wanna knock each other's brains out with snowballs,
kindly leave me out of it!
Come on, SpongeBob! Let's go knock each other's brains out!
I'm ready!
Hmm...
[crashing]
OK, Patrick, it's out!
[laughing]
Now there's something I'd actually like to see!
Nothing wrong with getting a front row seat, I suppose.
[laughing]
What's this?
What-- I-- no!
What are you doing?
You're supposed to be knocking each other's brains out!
We signed a peace treaty, Squidward!
You were right, fighting is for children.
No, no, no, I misled you, it's for adults too!
Gimme that peace treaty!
There, let the war continue!
Patrick, you fool!
This was over before it started!
I will now consider your unconditional surren--
[crashing]
Der.
[laughing]
So that's how he wants it to go down.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Huh?
[thudding]
Ha, you missed me!
[choking]
[screaming]
[choking]
[crashing]
[choking]
[gargling]
Score one for the boys back home!
Alright, that's it, you guys asked for it!
[groaning]
[crashing]
I got him, I got him!
[laughing]
In your face, SpongeBob!
[laughing]
That was actually kind of... exciting!
Why... I've never felt so alive!
[laughing]
He got you good, Spongebob!
[crashing]
Take cover!
Take this!
[laughing maniacally]
Take that!
Whoa, I got ya that time!
Oh, yeah!
[screaming]
Incoming!
Hey, SpongeBob.
Yes, Patrick.
I think Squidward's taking this really seriously.
That last one had his clarinet in it.
Hmm, looks like it's time for plan B!
Take that!
I got you now!
[laughing maniacally]
Did you hear something, Patrick?
No.
Hey!
[whistling]
Thanks a lot, SpongeBob!
While you were just standing there whistling,
someone threw a snowball at me!
Oh, really, Patrick?
Did the snowball look like this?
Yeah!
[laughing]
This is serious, SpongeBob!
Someone's after me!
I think I better leave town!
Patrick, I threw it, we're having a snowball fight!
Don't you get it?
Snowball fight?
I wanna play, I wanna play!
Well, first, you have to make your snowball!
Oh, yeah, a snowball, this is gonna be great!
Huh?
What?
[groaning]
Oh!
SpongeBob, can you help me make a snowball?
Sure, pal!
Thanks, buddy.
[crashing]
Patrick, how could you?
It's a snowball fight, remember?
Oh, yeah!
[screaming]
Now, what are you going to do?
[crashing]
Patrick, why didn't you hit SpongeBob?
You said you were SpongeBob, SpongeBob.
Argh, it's true, Mr. Squidward, now get back to work!
[laughing]
Oh, boy...
Alright, I can see where this is going.
Let's just say for all intents and purposes,
that I, Squidward, am now part of this war... now--
If you're in this war then where's your fort?
I don't have one, OK?
- Now-- - You gotta have a fort, Squidward.
Forts win wars, Squidward!
OK, fine! You want a fort?
There, there's your fort!
- Now-- - That fort's too small, Squidward.
It's OK, Patrick, it's just a demonstration.
- Now-- - He's right, Squidward.
That thing would never protect you, it's downright puny.
Trust me, it's fine!
[crashing]
See, it is too small!
Not if I crouch down!
I mean, you didn't even give me a chance to crouch down!
See? Down here I am perfectly--
Exposed.
Would you two please just--
Stop throwing--
Snowballs!
[crashing]
[sizzling]
Squidward returned fire!
Then it's war!
No, no, wait, wait, wait, I was just giving a demonstration!
[screaming]
[music playing]