12 Days of Nickmas.
♪ On the first day of Nickmas My best friend gave to me ♪
♪ A candy cane wrapped in lunch meat ♪
Wait, what?
♪ On the second day of Nickmas My best friend gave to me ♪
♪ Two smelly skunks ♪
♪ And a candy cane wrapped in lunch meat ♪
♪ On the third day of Nickmas My best friend gave to me ♪
♪ Three hot coals ♪
♪ Two smelly skunks ♪
♪ And a candy cane wrapped in lunch meat ♪
Do I have to take a bite every time?
♪ On the fourth day of Nickmas My best friend gave to me ♪
♪ Four tons of yogurt ♪
♪ Three hot coals ♪
This is unbearable.
♪ And a candy cane wrapped in lunch meat ♪
What kind of meat is this?
♪ On the fifth day of Nickmas My best friend gave to me ♪
♪ Five thousand dollars ♪
- What? - I got skunks!
- What? - I got minty meat.
♪ On the sixth day of Nickmas My best friend gave to me ♪
♪ Six crabs a-pinching ♪
♪ Five thousand dollars ♪
♪ Four tons of yogurt ♪
♪ Three hot coals ♪
♪ Two smelly skunks ♪
♪ And a candy cane wrapped in lunch meat ♪
I did take a bite.
OK, fine.
♪ On the seventh day of Nickmas My best friend gave to me ♪
♪ Seven horns a-honking ♪
Do we need all seven? Wow, that's loud.
♪ Six crabs a-pinching ♪
Make it stop!
♪ Five thousand dollars ♪
Can I trade with her?
♪ Four tons of yogurt ♪
I don't even like yogurt.
♪ Three hot coals ♪
Who gave me these?
♪ Two smelly silly skunks ♪
♪ And a candy cane wrapped in lunch meat ♪
Maybe if I tried putting chocolate on it?
No. Worse.
♪ On the eighth day of Nickmas My best friend gave to me ♪
♪ Eight clowns attacking ♪
Wait, clowns? Attacking?
Nuh-uh, nope. The song's over, no sorry.
- You know, this is ridiculous. - No more.
Yeah, no. Yeah, no, I'm out.
Yeah, enough of this song.
I didn't realize we could just stop the song.
I would have done that like six bites ago.
Well, I had a great time.
This is the best holiday ever!
Woo!
Merry Nickmas, everybody.
Meanwhile, backstage at the All-Star Nickmas Spectacular...
Hey, Gabby. Do you think Lex is gonna make it back in time for the finale?
Mm, I don't know, Reece. I'm looking at his Instagram,
and he just checked into the North Pole.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Careful there.
You almost stood under the mistletoe.
Oh, thanks, good save.
I don't want some plant telling me I have to kiss people.
Oh, now you're standing under the kazoo.
- A kazoo? - Yeah.
Everyone knows that during the holidays if you're caught standing under a kazoo,
you have to put your shoes over your hands, cover your ears,
hop up and down on one foot,
and say "happy holidays", but in dolphin.
Uh, well, I guess it's what I get for standing under a kazoo.
Nice. You speak good dolphin.
Thanks. My second cousin is a dolphin, so...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now you're standing under a bag of bowling balls.
A bag of bowling balls?
Do I have to do some weird holiday thing now?
No, I'm just pointing it out because it's dangerous and you should probably move.
Oh, cool. So I don't have to do anything weird?
No, but again, you should probably move
because the bowling balls are really heavy and I really--
Why would someone hang a bag of bowling balls?
Oh, now you're underneath the purple underpants.
- And everyone knows when you stand-- - No, no, no.
I don't wanna hear it. I'm out of here.