• From stealing video games to vandalizing a teacher’s car, the Planet Dolan crew re-enacts
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about crimes people managed to get away with.
I’m Hellbent and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Barthallis Emojie One day, when he was 9, Emojie and his family
were at GameStop browsing for games for the Wii they were just given by their grandparents.
Emojie went over to the shelf and saw a game that he had played all the time at his friend's
house.
He grabbed the game and saw that it was almost $60!
He didn't want his parents to pay that much for a game, so he grabbed a pre-owned Wii
game, which was priced at about $12.
Then he grabbed the Wii game he wanted, cut the tape on the side with his fingernail,
opened the pre-owned game the same way, switched the discs, and put the pre-owned game in the
new game's case back on the shelf.
He adjusted the tape on the case that the new game was in so it didn't look like he
cut it, brought it to his mom, who then brought it to the counter and bought it.
Emojie waited for days after that for someone to call his mom and tell her they knew what
he did, but it never happened.
To this day, he still has the game.
Still in that pre-owned game case.
Number 9 was submitted by KK-Kyle Dolan’s Brother
When Dolan’s brother was a kid, he had a friend who was great at making latex masks.
One day, they were watching television and Dolan’s brother said, "Hey, want to make
a mask so I look like an adult?
I want to see if I can get some beer at a bar."
His friend laughed… but accepted.
When he was done making it, they rode bikes to the nearest bar.
Dolan’s brother sat on his friend’s shoulders and used his dad's jacket and the mask.
He had been practicing his adult voice.
Dolan’s brother put the mask on and they went in.
They asked for some bottles… and the bartender fell for it!
When they got home, they split the bottle and drank until they thought they were going
to barf.
Number 8 was submitted by ordinarygentleman_ Ladybot
Ladybot was a pretty good kid, never got into drugs, sex, or any other unsavory things.
But the only really bad thing she remembered doing as a kid was in her junior year of high
school, when she had this teacher who failed her on every test and quiz.
She even caught him mismarking right questions as wrong ones so on the last day of school,
after she left his class, Ladybot and a friend poured concrete down his gas tank.
The only reason they got away with this was for 2 reasons.
One, a kid a week prior, in the same class, said to the teacher after he failed him on
a test, “You're gonna regret that.”
Two, all the school’s security cameras were down because of a lightning bolt hitting the
school.
Not only did he think it was the other kid in the class, but he had no way of proving
who did it.
So everybody got off scot free even though he swore up and down saying if he ever found
out who did it, he was calling the cops.
The cops never came to Ladybot’s doorstep.
Number 7 was submitted by supergardevoir79 Tolop
Back when Tolop was in high school, he loved playing Yu-Gi-Oh but never had cash to buy
new cards, and his kept getting stolen.
So he thought to himself, "Fuck it, if people are gonna steal from me then I'm gonna steal
some cards too!"
A dumb conclusion but, nevertheless, Tolop stole them anyway.
One weekend, Tolop and his grandma went to Walmart to pick up groceries, and every now
and again he would go over to the card aisle and take a few packs or, if he felt ballsy,
a whole deck… anything he could fit in his pocket.
But Tolop was no fool.
He knew about the security system that you had to go through.
So what he would do was take the cards, put them in his pocket, go to the bathroom and
after making sure NO ONE was inside, Tolop went to the stall and opened a pack or deck
of cards and put them in his pocket.
He’d flush the wrappers down the toilet, along with tearing up the cardboard into tiny
pieces and flushing them too.
He would just walk out of the store with the cards in his pocket and not setting off the
alarm.
He never got caught once.
They got smart though and kept moving the cards around to different places to prevent
people from stealing them.
Now there is no way in hell to steal them without someone spotting you.
Tolop doesn't do it anymore because he’s grown out of that phase.
If he wants cards, he’ll just pay for em'… but he thought it was fun while it lasted.
Number 6 was submitted by Leon0916 Nixxiom So Nixxiom lives in a state where fireworks
and all that lit shit is illegal.
Well, him and his buddies had these fireworks.
The fireworks described shoot 5 fireballs.
Their neighborhood was so compact the only open area to light these were in a parking
lot, which belonged to an adult book store.
Man, Nixxiom was so eager to light these.
He had the lighter and slowly let the flame hit the line on the firework.
He yelled, “RUN!”, and they scurried into the street where they heard a giant BOOM!
Nixxiom looked back quickly and saw an explosion of lights, not knowing it would be that big.
They all ran to Nixxiom’s house where they saw people coming out of the building to investigate.
One of the guys had a cellphone on him.
Who could he be calling?
Well, they found out an hour later when the police showed up to investigate.
Nixxiom and his friends fucking panicked and turned off every light and hid in a room.
Half an hour later the cops left and they were relieved.
Nixxiom learned to never light a firework in the parking lot of an adult book store.
Number 5 was submitted by SniperJJ10 Daygup Daygup was about 10 years old, and there was
a school field trip to the Boston Museum of Science.
Just before they left to head back to school to get picked up, they went to the gift shop.
And you know those little turntable stands with little knick knacks or whatever?
Well, this one had those little solar powered name tags that flash.
So Daygup took one with a name of a girl that he liked and gave it to her the next day.
He took it when she went to the bathroom so she didn't know.
Number 4 was submitted by HoBoXDXD Pringle When Pringle was young, he loved to steal.
He still doesn't know why.
Anyway, Pringle and his family went to a wedding in South Carolina.
A couple days before, they went to a store to get a present for the bride and groom.
While in the store, Pringle saw a really cool cap – which he still has to this day – but
it was way too big for him.
He couldn't just walk out of the store with it, so Pringle shoved it down the back of
his pants and left.
When they got back to their hotel, Pringle ran into the bathroom and hid the hat in a
pile of dirty clothes.
So when they got their clothes the next morning it would look like it was a mistake made by
the room service.
His parents didn’t really care seeing the new hat with their folded laundry, so they
let him keep the "misplaced hat".
Number 3 was submitted by BuckSchmuck GhostToast One time, GhostToast and his family went hunting
for hog.
So here GhostToast and his pop were, sitting in a tree when these two deer walked right
underneath them.
Since the day was coming to a close and they were meant to head back home in the next hour,
they decided, "Hey, better than nothing," and shot the two does.
They got their buddies to help them take the deer to the truck, then GhostToast and his
pop drove as fast as they could down the dirt roads, trying not to get pulled over by a
game warden or police officer.
This was about 3 months before deer season, so basically they just poached Bambi's mother
and aunt.
So far, they have only poached one other time, and that was when they ran over a buck about
3 weeks ago and shot it in the head to make sure it was dead.
GhostToast and his pop got caught that time, but the cop let them off because, well, they
hit the buck and most likely snapped the bugger’s neck.
Number 2 was submitted by PuLse_hunter Dolan Dolan slashed a guy’s tires on his truck
because he complained that Dolan’s go kart was too loud and threatened to have it impounded
if he didn't stop riding it.
So that night Dolan followed the man home and after he went to sleep at around 2 am,
Dolan walked up to his truck and stabbed them but thought the man heard him because he came
out with
a freaking gun… so Dolan booked it into the woods and
had to climb back into his window.
Number 1 – What is a crime that I managed to
get
away with?
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