I’m watching you in my yard,
making my nipples rock hard
Wish you’d lose the bodyguard,
so I could lick your face.
I love your black nappy hair,
and those suits that you wear.
I’m wearing your underwear
that I stole from your place.
I’m a total psycho
Spying through a window
I’ll kill that Michell hoe
And take over as first lady
Hi, nice to met you
I’m friggin crazy
When I kill your wife
You will marry me
Carly Obama
will be my new name
I’ve been your stalker
since your first campaign
Whoa I don’t know you
Your friggin crazy
You look like a dude
Your eyes are lazy
And you will need to
stop stalking me
your pale skin and bangs
are super creepy
You might not realize it yet
But we’ll soon be having sex
inside the Oval Office
Your totally insane
Maybe if I wash my car
it will make your weenier hard.
Please stop or I’m gonna barf,
you look worse than McCain
Now i’m gonna fall off
of this cars wet hood top
Help! my head hit a rock
OMG it’s really bloody
I snuck in your room
while you were away
And stole your boxers
They smell good, don’t they?
Get those damn boxers
out of my face
Or else I’ll gonna
call the C.I.A.
No! Please I love you!
Just give me one taste.
Take one step closer
and I’ll scream rape
Wait! Who the hell is that guy
playing the bass.
Oh that’s Osama
My death was a fake.
When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad.
How could you do that?
This makes me so so mad.
But secretly I’ve always liked your sexy beard and hat.