I am the king of dreams,
ruler of the nightmare realm.
He’s coming, isn’t he? The Sandman.
He’s a fairy story, Hettie.
He’s out of his cage.
Forgive me, Sire, the palace, the realm, they are not as you left them.
The dreams and nightmares no longer seem to recognize their monster.
We will remind them.
We’ve been tangled up in this for years.
This is our house. Those keys belong to us.
Boo.
-So what’s on the agenda today? -Hunting vampires.
You know what I see when I see a vamp?
A big old dollar sign.
I can’t remember anything.
Your name is Carter.
Carter...
The debut of Daxton was unreal.
Your social status has skyrocketed so much that now people hate you.
You used to make that face all the time.
Oh my God, that’s why popular people age better.
What the hell?!
Can a single moment change your life?
-Oh God... -We’re good.
I don’t know what to do.
Well, this is my moment.
Let’s see where this leads me.
It’s not just one moment that defines your life, it’s all the moments.
I look like a mom.
Mom jeans, dad bods, parenting is cool now.
Hello, Sir. Would you like to try some chocolate hummus?
Did you say chocolate hummus?
You know what you just did? You just insulted my grandmother.
Lo Siento, I did not know that hummus was Mexican.
It’s not Mexican. It’s Palestinian.
That’s not hummus.
Those are damn shit emojis. Would you put chocolate chips on guacamole?
No, I don’t think so.
A week without their family is literally every man’s dream.
-I get some me time. -Me time!
This week isn’t about me. It’s about us.
And the majestic California desert!
Chad and JT are...they’re activists. What does that mean?
Ok, well they’re spreading stoke.
These guys are built to create change.
Most of what Chad and JT do is completely moronic.
...but they’re trying really hard.
-He looks stoked. -Dude he looks good, oh, look at him go!
My name is Asha Moria. I’m seeking my Indian prince charming.
Mom, stop arranging dates behind my back.
If you want to be left alone, go on the date.
I’m not interested in a pretend relationship, ok?
Do this for your parents, at least until wedding season is over.
-This... -Is never going to happen.
...never going to happen.
How can you be so sure of that?
Being on the partner track is how you find out who you really are.
...and a girl like me really needs to stay tough in a city like this.
When we’re at the top we push that inch by inch.
I will not measure progress in inches.
Welcome to the jungle.
Hello?
I was reading about that judge. People call him a saint.
Hector’s hiding something.
Let me introduce you to some friends.
We’re a couple of hot tomatoes.
-Toodeloos. -So long, fellas.
Ah, nuts.
Ollie!
I’m coming, Billy.
Woo-hoo!
That was amazing.
Are those lightsabers? Are you a jedi?
Markers? Yes! Pick a color, any color.
Purple, excellent choice.
I have the power!
Hi, everybody! I’m Shiny.
And this is my little brother.
They are acquainted with who I am.
We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
If this isn’t the poster shot, someone’s getting fired.
Homework, laundry, dishes, forces, just settle down and hold your horses.
-What just happened? -Middle school.
The best and the worst and the most and the least and
the crazy and the scary and we’re just about to turn 13.
It was going to be the biggest party on the planet.
A quarter of a million young people for three days of incredible music and nonstop partying.
I saw things happen that are unexplainable.
Woodstock!
We needed way more security than we actually had.
911, what is your emergency?
-You know, I just killed my husband. -You just killed your husband?
My name is Victoria Smith, and I know that I took a life.
I’m so sorry that I did it, and if I could bring you back, I would.
But I can’t bring him back.
I definitely saw Leo as very talented early on.
You could tell that there was a determination there that was beyond his years.
He’s one of the most skilled people on a skateboard.
There’s a lot of confidence in the tricks, but also, there’s a lot of technical skill.
What a great story, we know about the adversity he’s been through,
He lost his grandmother and his girlfriend passed away.
It was an amazing story. One problem, his girlfriend did not exist.
Cheers, guys!
I really just want to show that this is the level that I play in,
and to not fuck with me.
He’s the worst person in the world.
You go to a door and you get a twenty million dollar listing?
How?
The dirty little secret, I’m sorry, it’s out there.
In India, marriage is a very big fat industry.
The two families have their reputation and many millions of dollars at stake.
The work of a matchmaker is so important.
I’m Seema Taparia, I’m Mumbai’s top matchmaker.
-Alright team, let’s move in. -Go, go, go, go!
Our team has just twelve hours to makeover the entire house.
We are about to transform the whole house in one day!
Who does that?! We do.
There’s a few things in my life, from engine building to racing.
-...to stunts. -Go, go, go, go, go!
But most importantly, I want to make sure the Maloof name will mean something.
That’s great!