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no I was really looking forward to
having the apartment to myself I only
like sharing food when it's your food if
I wait it's cuz you had the nerve to
take a shower not because I just woke up
great the sink is full of your dirty
dishes now there's no room for my dirty
dishes your cleaning is distracting
hogging the TV is rude unless you're me
and watching Friday Night Lights you're
slowing down my internet go outside I'm
stuck being bored is held in my room
because you have the nerve to entertain
guests in our communal space tell your
parents to go away I want to smoke pot I
hate it when you play music because it's
your music wake up I want to make noise
but you're asleep and it's making me
feel bad you make me feel bad about
myself
why don't you home every time I forget
my T's you're not doing anything but I
still have a hard time concentrating
when you're here I swear to God I must
take out the garbage almost half the
time I just decided five minutes ago
that the apartment should be neater so
[ __ ] you for not helping I'm pissed off
at you that it's my month to mail the
rent because I forgot to buy stamps oh
my god how hard is it to fill the Brita
when you're finished with it emailing me
about utilities I get it
I owe you money gross into the [ __ ]
share bathroom I have to work close
because of you I miss my dead roommate
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