[MUSIC PLAYING]
ALL: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
FUNELLA: Your room is ready for you.
FURGUS: Just needs to get the bed.
PHOEBE: The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink.
PILLOW: A pillow for your head.
ALL: The hotel's run by monsters, a staff
beyond compare.
We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere.
So welcome to the Furchester!
ALL: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Welcome to the Furchester!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
FURGUS: Dine in style.
FUNELLA: Certain deal.
COOKIE MONSTER: Cookie come with every meal.
ALL: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
ELMO: Here are your keys and check right in.
ALL: Let your fairy stay begin.
Welcome to the Furchester hotel!
NARRATOR: Mystery Weekend.
FUNELLA: We welcome you with fairy arms.
Welcome!
Of, Furgus, isn't this exciting?
The Furchester's very first mystery weekend.
I can't believe we have these clever detectives here.
FURGUS: As I always say, there's nothing better
than a good mystery.
PHOEBE: A mystery is when something happens and you
don't know why or who did it, and you have to figure it out.
ELMO: Ah.
PHOEBE: Yeah.
MRS. MARBLES: That's right.
And we, Mrs. Marbles--
PENGUIN MASON: And Penguin Mason--
MRS. MARBLES: Are detectives, which means we solve mysteries.
ELMO: Oh, boy!
This is exciting!
MRS. MARBLES: Well, there's no time to lose.
Let's get started, shall we?
My bright, shiny pen is ready to jot down anything suspicious.
PENGUIN MASON: So, what mysterious mystery
have you planned for us this weekend?
FUNELLA: Planned?
Oh, well--
PENGUIN MASON: Oh, I see a mystery already.
ELMO: Oh, boy.
PENGUIN MASON: Oh, my luggage was here a minute ago.
And now, it has disappeared.
FURGUS: Well, that's no mystery.
I just took it up to your rooms.
PENGUIN MASON: [SIGHS]
Well, there must be a mystery here somewhere.
ELMO: Maybe over there.
FURGUS: Maybe over there.
RACCENSO: Aha, nice.
Oh.
[BELL RINGS]
PHOEBE: Hello.
Are you here for the mystery weekend, too?
RACCENSO: No.
I just happened to see your shiny hotel sign
and decided to check on it.
The name is Raccenso, Inspector Raccenso.
PHOEBE: Oh.
Well, welcome to the Furchester.
ELMO: Yeah.
Here are Inspector "Racoonso's" key.
RACCENSO: Ooh.
This key could do with a little polishing,
too, to make it shinier.
MRS. MARBLES: We can't seem to find a mystery here anywhere.
FUNELLA: Oh, dear, this is a huge problem.
A mystery weekend and no mystery to be solved.
The whole thing will be ruined.
It's a catastrophe.
[BELL RINGS]
ALL: (SINGING) It's more than just a slip up or a mess up
or a mishap.
The Furchester catastrophe, we need to fix it "fast-trophe."
And once it's in the "past-trophe,"
let's ring the bell full "blast-trophe."
COOKIE MONSTER: Catastrophe, catastrophe!
ELMO: What a catastrophe!
ALL: Catastrophe, catastrophe!
We need to fix it "fast-trophe!"
Catastrophe, catastrophe!
[INAUDIBLE] apostrophe?
It's a catastrophe!
What's a disaster?
It's a catastrophe!
FUNELLA: I've got an idea.
We can create a mystery right now.
FURGUS: What did you have in mind, dear?
FUNELLA: Watch this.
Oh, no!
My favorite paperweight has disappeared!
SHEEP: Baa?
MRS. MARBLES: Ha!
At last.
PENGUIN MASON: A mystery!
FUNELLA: Oh, Furgus, I'm so worried about my paperweight.
Furgus!
The paperweight's really disappeared!
FURGUS: What?
PENGUIN MASON: Don't worry.
I shall use my shiny magnifying glass to search for it.
Excuse me.
I say, my shiny magnifying glass has gone!
[GASPS]
MRS. MARBLES: Fascinating.
I will make a note of this with my favorite shiny pen.
Oh, oh dear.
It seems my favorite shiny pen is missing also.
[GASPS]
FUNELLA: Oh, goodness.
We really do have a problem.
MRS. MARBLES: Don't feel bad, deary.
We love this kind of problem.
PENGUIN MASON: Yes.
It's a true mystery.
FUNELLA: But who could have possibly taken all our things?
[GONG RINGS]
[MUMBLES]
PENGUIN MASON: It was them!
They've taken Miss Marbles!
MRS. MARBLES: No, they are just having tea.
But I did find these.
PENGUIN MASON: Red feathers.
MRS. MARBLES: But where did they come from?
[CLUCKING]
PENGUIN MASON: A chicken!
FUNELLA: But that's Mrs. Cluckington.
She's a guest.
PENGUIN MASON: You!
Did you take our magnifying glass and pen?
[CLUCKING]
MRS. MARBLES: And paperweight?
[CLUCKING]
PENGUIN MASON: I'll take that as a no, then.
[CLUCKING]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
PHOEBE: She says it's a tiara.
It's gone!
FURGUS: But who could have taken it?
COOKIE MONSTER: Monster coming through.
Excuse me, chicken.
PENGUIN MASON: I say.
Let's question him.
MRS. MARBLES: Yes.
[CLUCKING]
[SIGHS]
PHOEBE: But you know Elmo.
Maybe if we put our furry heads together and think,
we can solve this mystery.
ELMO: OK, let's try it.
Umm--
[GASPS]
PHOEBE: Have you noticed how Inspector Raccenso
keeps polishing shiny things?
ELMO: Oh, yea-- wait a minute.
Everything that's been missing has been shiny, too!
PHOEBE: Oh, the shiny magnifying glass!
ELMO: The shiny pen.
PHOEBE: The shiny paperweight.
ELMO: Miss Cluckington's tiara.
MAN: Oh, no.
I can't find my shiny silver hairbrush anywhere.
ELMO: Does Phoebe think that Inspector "Raccoonsa"
took that, too?
PHOEBE: "Fas-a-wamba!"
Well, that gives me a monster idea.
ELMO: Yeah?
PHOEBE: Let's put out a shiny thing,
hide, and see what happens.
ELMO: Great idea, Phoebe!
Ha!
RACCENSO: (SINGING) Do, do, do.
[GASPS] Ooh!
Ha.
ELMO: It was Inspector "Raccoonsa!"
PHOEBE: Well, that means we solved the mystery!
ELMO: Let's go tell everybody!
PHOEBE: Shh.
ELMO: Let's go tell everybody.
COOKIE MONSTER: Me honest monster.
Me not take anything.
Only thing me ever take is cookie.
ELMO: Wait, Cookie Monster.
Elmo and Phoebe solved the mystery!
PHOEBE: It was Inspector "Racconseau"
who took those things!
ELMO: Uh-huh!
COOKIE MONSTER: Me innocent!
PHOEBE: You can go up to his room and see for yourself.
MRS. MARBLES: We will.
COOKIE MONSTER: Me want fair trial.
PENGUIN MASON: [GASPS] He's in there.
MRS. MARBLES: Wait.
After three.
One, two--
ELMO: Maybe we should knock.
PENGUIN MASON: Indeed you are right.
ELMO: Mr. Raccenso.
RACCENSO: Come in.
ELMO: Ah ha!
Our stuff.
PHOEBE: Oh, "Raccoonseau," the gig is up!
PENGUIN MASON: An inspector indeed.
MRS. MARBLES: You were just a shiny thing snatcher.
RACCENSO: But-- but-- I am an inspector-- of shiny things
that aren't as shiny as they should be.
PHOEBE: Well, you should never take things without asking.
RACCENSO: Gee, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to upset anybody.
I just wanted to make everything the shiniest
it could be and then return it.
I guess next time I'll ask before I shine.
[CLUCKING]
FUNELLA: That's it.
Pull, Furgus.
Come on.
Put your back into it.
MRS. MARBLES: Phoebe, Elmo, we were very impressed by how
you solved the mystery.
ELMO: Yeah.
PENGUIN MASON: So we want to make you honorary detectives.
MRS. MARBLES: Detective Phoebe and Detective Elmo.
FUNELLA: Aww.
ELMO: Thank you.
And I love solving mysteries!
PHOEBE: Come on, Elmo.
Let's go and find some more mysteries to solve.
RACCENSO: Woah, woah, woah, woah.
One more thing.
Let me just do that there.
And a little bit of that there.
There you go!
Nice and shiny now.
[LAUGHTER]
FUNELLA: (SINGING) You really can't be going.
Oh, say it isn't true.
ALL: The Furchester will never be as furry without you.
So don't check out.
Don't check out!
Please, please, please, please don't go.
Don't check out.
Don't check out!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
please, please, don't check out!