- [Dave] Where did you get the idea
to get your ears pierced anyways?
- I talked about it in my head in bed.
- Every single day she comes and asks me
to get her ears pierced.
And, every single day I say what?
- No.
- The thing is, her mom, well,
actually is on your side.
She thinks that you should be able to do it, if you want.
- Yeah!
- But, I do not think so.
I think you are too little for earrings.
(laughing)
Too little for earrings.
- Dad, I'm not.
My mom got her ears pierced when she was six.
- So, anyway, this is a thing lately.
Why do you want your ears pierced?
- (laughing) I want to.
- Why do you want
your ears pierced? - Dad!
How long is it gonna take to prepare you?
- 10 years.
- Don't say that!
- Let's talk about it next month.
- Dad, there's no more next months.
There's no next month, it's December.
It's the last months.
- Alright, we need to practice for our show tonight.
Are you ready?
- Nope.
You should just let 'em do,
you should just let 'em do their thing.
- What do you mean?
- You should just let 'em.
- If I let you do whatever you want,
do you know what happened?
- What?
You would eat nothing but cookies,
and drink nothing but chocolate milk.
- (laughing) No!
Here's the deal, if I get ears pierced,
I'll never eat any cookies again,
and I'll only eat healthy food.
- Okay, I don't think I can commit to that right now.
(groans)
Do you know how they pierce your ears?
- They pinch it. (laughs)
- (laughs) Are you okay with that?
- Yeah, yeah. - Sure?
What's it gonna feel like?
- It's gonna be feel fine.
- Alright, we're off to the performance.
We got a special little surprise on the way there.
- We're going to the Puppy Barn.
It's not a pet store.
It's actually a really cute thing,
because they take dogs who need love,
and they let everyone come to a love them
for a small price of $5.
Let's go.
- Alright.
So yeah, we're going
to a puppy farm. - Not a puppy farm.
That sounds way worse. - Sorry.
We're going to a puppy barn, not a puppy farm.
We're at my house in Salt Lake, by the way.
This is where I grew up.
- Puppy barn, puppy barn! (yelling)
- Carson loves dogs and babies.
Carson loves dogs and babies.
- So in love.
(happy music)
♪ I, I've been looking at you ♪
♪ Underneath this ♪
- [Dad] Alright, are you ready for some puppies?
- Yeah.
- [Mom] What do you think's gonna be cuter?
The puppies or June?
- [Dad] June.
Pretty tough call.
(laughs)
- Should we go? (laughs)
♪ I, I've been looking at you ♪
♪ Underneath this sky ♪
♪ I've never been this high ♪ (laughing)
♪ And you, keep smiling at me ♪
♪ And my heart's like, ooh ♪
♪ How'd ya like to spin around with me ♪
♪ Cause I've got daisies ♪
♪ Why shouldn't you look perfect next to me ♪
- Why couldn't this be higher?
- [Dad] Higher?
- Dad, can you (mumbles)?
♪ Ooh, you make me wanna, make me wanna ♪
♪ Make me wanna put my hands up, put my hands up ♪
♪ Ooh, say ya wanna, say ya wanna, say ya wanna ♪
♪ Put some hands up ♪
♪ Take my hand up ♪
♪ Dance with me ♪ (laughs)
♪ Put my hand up, dance with me ♪
- Carson is having a bit of an allergic reaction
to the puppies.
Are you allergic to puppies?
- No, no. - Are you allergic to puppies?
Let me see you side, turn your head.
Look at that, does that itch?
- No.
- I think you're allergic to puppies, dude.
- I'm not!
- I hope not!
- I'm not.
- He loves puppies so much, that'd be so sad.
♪ Just dance ♪
♪ And nothing left to say ♪
♪ With the world we turn ♪
♪ Let the music play ♪
♪ I've got you ♪
- Dinner has started.
So, this performance is for a company called U.S. Synthetic,
based out of Provo, Utah.
(people chattering)
- We're about to go on in like five minutes.
- [Dad] Are you ready?
- Let's do this!
- [Dad] Let's do this!
♪ I wish I could be the perfect daughter ♪
♪ But I come back to the water ♪
♪ No matter how hard I try ♪
♪ Every turn I take, every trail I tread ♪
♪ Every path I make, every road leads back ♪
♪ To the place I know I can't go on ♪
♪ For I long to be ♪
♪ And I ♪
♪ Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel ♪
♪ Born is the King of Israel ♪
- I think it's really fun to be here.
And I love singing, and I love singing to a big crowd,
and it's really fun.
(audience applauds) How 'bout you Dad?
- I would say the same thing.
I just met some really nice people I know I met so far.
Right?
♪ All is calm, all is bright ♪
♪ Round yon virgin, mother and child ♪
- Thank you so much, everybody.
(audience applauds)
(upbeat music)
(audience cheers)
- [Dad] Where'd she go?
♪ I know I'm gonna be with you ♪
♪ So, I take my time ♪
♪ Are you ready for it ♪
♪ You gotta keep 'em separated ♪
(lively music) (audience applauds)
- (mumbles) ladies and gentlemen, come on.
(audience cheers) Yes!
- They don't really slice her.
Dad they didn't really slice her.
- [Magician] Here we go?
(mellow music)
♪ I don't where I am goin' ♪
♪ But, I know that I'm goin' with you ♪
- Claire, that was the best show you ever played.
- It was? - Yes.
- How do you know?
- I just thought it was just absolutely beautiful.
My favorite show every time.
She was spot on, and you were just hamming it up
with the audience.
- [Mom] Did you have a fun time, Claire?
♪ 'Cause you will be ♪
♪ As long as I'm with you ♪
♪ Then nothing could be wrong ♪
♪ 'Cause we're right where we belong ♪
- All my best friends from high school
crashed my house while we were gone at the concert,
and they've been waiting for us to get home.
Hey!
- Oh my gosh! - Hey!
- [Man] So this is what it's like to live with Dave.
- I don't consent to being put on YouTube.
- With his slicked-back hair.
- For YouTube channel.
(laughing)
- I'd really rather not be.
You're like really famous.
- [Dad] You guys are all going on YouTube.
- It's just that there's no timeouts or whatever.
I just can't rectify it, and I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened.
- Alright, since you insist.
This little girl, guys, did such an good job
on her performance tonight.
- This is probably my favorite performance
she's ever done, seriously.
You were so good, you did so good.
You were like super chatty with the crowd,
and you were really funny,
and you sang beautifully, like so pretty,
and you could tell, the audience afterwards they came up,
and people were touched, remember that one girl, I said,
how touched she was by our singing?
That's how I felt when you were singing too.
I'm very touched.
Okay, before you go to bed, one more question.
- Did you like the illusionist?
- Yeah.
- You liked him?
What was you're favorite thing about the illusionist?
- Oh, it was before the final trick.
It was the one when - What did he do?
- He made it snow. - He made it smell?
- Snow. - Oh, he made it snow?
- Are you tired?
- Yeah.
- Alright, let's go to bed.
- Alright, guys. - See you guys
on the next adventure.
♪ Rivers wild and ♪
♪ Winding roads taken ♪
♪ Valleys deep ♪
♪ They go through ♪