Hey I’m Jake and I haven’t slept in 30 hours. That’s not a website to go to. That’s just
a fact that I wanted to state to you right now but also I have something else for you
and it’s big, long, now, .com.
But ya know what else I have for ya?
A lot of DONGs, things that you can do online now guys.
Test your endurance in the wilderness with edstafford.org, the website all about the
English explorer who holds the world record for being the only person to walk the length
of the Amazon River, which is no small feat at 4,345 miles.
The experience page takes you through a journey of survival in which you have the power to
make decisions that can either help or harm Ed.
For example, whether he should look first for food or water.
Or what kind of trap he should make to capture an animal to eat.
Ed’s video footage shows us how our decisions impact his progress and if you stick it out
to the end, you get evaluated on how you did on the adventure.
Hey good job you!
You must be over the moon or on it like Apollo17.org.
Space.
With over 300 hours of audio, more than 22 hours of video, and 4,200 plus photos from
the 1972 space mission, you can virtually experience the final manned moon landing.
If you have a 13 day time slot available, take a seat and enjoy the mission in its entirety.
But if you’d rather break it up, slide through the timeline at the top and click on photos
to take you to different parts of the mission.
That was fun wasn’t it?
But let’s go back to earth with Deprogrammed.org, the website that takes us on a stroll through
nature as we listen to accounts of three former extremists and cult members.
It’s a little bit eerie but it shows you how people can be persuaded to join such groups
and what it took to convince them to leave.
Looking back I realize how they took advantage of my vulnerability.
It’s really fascinating and gives you insight you wouldn’t usually get, but only if youarelistening.to.
This website combines background music with the sounds of police scanners from various
cities in the United States.
It’s an awesome tool that provides live updates on police activity across the country.
And now that you’ve scrolled through police radios you should be ready for the Scrollingmarathon.ca.
If you missed your light daily 26.2 mile jog, you can make it up with this website.
Use your thumb or mouse to scroll down the total length of the page in as short a time
as possible.
It is the actual distance of a marathon and the record times are pretty fast.
Look at Henry, he can do it in 1:01:04 so it will take determination and sweat.
Not to burst your bubble.
*pop* No I said not to...oh wait, that was just virtual bubble wrap.
Click “Pop some virtual bubble wrap now!” and race against the clock to deflate all
196 bubbles as fast as you can.
And keep that momentum going with The Balloon game on sense-lang.org.
The goal of this game is to type the letters that are in the falling balloons before they
hit the ground.
As you get better they descend faster and the more challenging the typing practice becomes
so don’t miss a beat, advice which also applies to Groove Pizza.
You can combine your love of food and music to make cool beats.
Adjust the rhythm and tempo by dragging the toppings on to the pizza or adjust them manually
using these buttons so you can create a pizza music like this.
But now let’s satisfy our love of the visual arts with PaintUp.
PaintUP is exciting because you can make any drawing pop out.
I made Dong protrude like it’s coming through the screen at you.
Look!
Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and if you need more DONGs
in your life there is a playlist right here that you can check out.
And I am going to go cocoon myself into some sort of bed ya know?
Some sort of structure that is foamy and soft and yeah I’m going to go do that.
And as always, thanks for watching.
Oh my body popped.