- [Orange] Hey yo, it's A to the O back here
with another gaming video.
You know what it is?
Job Simulator.
That's right. It's been a little while.
I never finished the retail level so.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Giant size fireworks. That's always a good thing.
Gonna keep that on the counter so it's nice and handy.
Ya never know when an opportunity might arise,
where I need that. You can have that.
I'm going to have the burrito.
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Burrito. Hey!
Get out of here and seek, come in here, get--
eat the burritos.
Burrito boomerang. Ah.
- [Mom Monitor] Oh my little Angel.
- Huh? - What the--
- [Mom monitor] Nice healthy banana up there for the human.
- Ah. You want me to ring up your banana, huh?
Well first, you know what we gotta do?
We gotta double size it.
Oh oh yeah.
Big bananas are always appealing.
You look better with a hat on.
Perfect. See you later.
Careful, I pooped on the floor in there.
- [Kid Monitor] Sug-- Sugar. Give me sugar.
- Give me sugar?
Well give me your hat first.
(laughing)
There's usually lots of sugar in energy drinks
so we've got to double size it. Yeah.
Here you go.
Making it rain.
(laughing)
How you like them apples?
(cash register beeping)
Okay, just charge you for a few of those.
Whoa. Nine dollars each?
Ha ha ha. Oh they must be on sell.
(laughing)
Alright. Let's super size some of these candy bars for you.
Nice.
Alright. Now it's looking good.
(scanner beeping)
Okay. Let's just charge you for eight of those.
There you go. Have one of those. That's good.
Yo, shut your mouth.
- [Kid Monitor] More. More.
- Okay. Okay!
- [Mom monitor] Oh you human. Sorry about the wait.
Have you rung up our order?
- Super size candy bars double as...
Drum sticks. (scanner beeping)
(laughing)
Look at the beat.
Ya like that beat, that's a pretty good beat right there.
Oh wait wait wait wait wait.
99 cents? These are-- (game beep)
At least twice that. There we go.
Yeah, here we go.
And, $337 please.
- [Mom monitor] Hand the human the money.
- Give me. Give me.
Give me.
Don't get--I'm going to pour mustard on you right now.
What the-- Hey!
- [Mom monitor] What did you do to my darling?
- Uh. Yeah, she was the one
that knocked the mustard out of my hand.
Obviously, these fireworks are way too small.
There we go. Now it's looking good.
You know what they say about fireworks.
They're a real blast.
Giant Burrito. Take that.
Could you not just stand there and watch me?
It's weird.
Here, have a burrito.
Where you going? Have a burrito.
(Orange scoffs)
That's my hat. Give me that.
- [Green monitor] Why don't you bring out that display
and we can pump it up a bit?
- Pump up that display, huh?
Okay, let's do it.
There we go.
Aw. Jerky meat's in your face.
- [Green monitor] Yeah! That's cool.
Let's max this thing out.
- Yeah I know, that's what I'm doing.
- [Green monitor] I'm gonna run to the bathroom so.
- These things could be bigger. These need to be way bigger.
There we go.
Bigger makes everything better.
Every display needs more burritos.
Looking good. Get the Twinkies in there.
Would you quit talking? I'm building things over here.
Oh. What the heck? It went down--
No. Aw!
- [Green monitor] Looking good.
- It erased my display!
You're responsible. (electric fizzing)
That's what you get.
Can I have that?
- [Green monitor] I just got back from jogging.
- Okay. You can have this then.
You want a beanie?
(electric fizzing)
Ha. There we go. Looking good.
Hey! I just gave that to you.
There you go. Have a drink.
(scanner beeps)
Yeah. It scanned.
- Shake it. - Shake it?
- [Green monitor] Can you shake it?
- I can shake it.
Shake it like a Polaroid picture. Right over the scanner.
Yeah! (laughing)
- [Green monitor] Take it.
- You take it.
Burrito time. (laughing)
Ew wee.
Oh boy.
- [Green monitor] You got your money now give me the drink.
- I already gave you the drink. You're holding it.
Candy bar boomerang.
(laughing)
Hit em' in the butt.
What's going on?
Wow!
Well, that was cool.
I wish my butt shot steam out of it.
(laughing)
Next customer. You're a butt toucher.
Sweet pipe.
It's mine now.
(laughing)
- [Mustache monitor] Give me--
- What? - Stuff.
- Give you stuff?
- [Mustache monitor] Whatever good.
- Ah okay.
Well, first of all. We've got to charge you
for this pipe here.
It's-- You know. I'm going to have to scan a couple of times
'cause I think the scanner's broken or something.
Yep. There we go.
And I betcha didn't know it but there's a hat tax.
There's definitely a hat tax.
Uh. Wa-- It doesn't scan?
(laughing)
You hat's broken.
I'll give you some of this soda
but it's really important to shake it up first,
before you put it in the basket.
Wow!
(laughing)
Yeah!
It's always important to have giant burritos.
Jumbos-- Get this cactus out.
Oh okay. You're going to hold on that huh?
There we go.
Jumbo burritos in your mouth.
Eat it!
(laughing)
Wow!
Hey!
Come back giant burrito.
You're my friend.
(loud banging)
(laughing)
I'd like to throw this on your face.
Yeah!
Dropping that beat.
(laughing)
You ever mix sodas together to make a suicide?
Here we go.
(laughing)
Making it rain. (soda fizzing)
Who wants some?
Oh man. I am the best retail employee of all time.
Making it rain. Yeah.
You know you love it.
Oh I forgot to scan em'. (scanner beeping)
Yeah.
These are soda-licious.
But wait. Do those hold those there?
Almond Dew!
Oh my gosh. I just made the best thing ever.
Alright.
$580.
- [Mustache Monitor] Nothing like a little retail therapy.
- Hey. I didn't say you could start talking to me.
You-- Ouch. You hit me in the face.
(laughing)
I didn't expect that to happen.
- [Mustache monitor] Put stuff where you got it.
Get it sorted.
- Ah. Don't wanna put th-- okay. Fine.
Okay. Gotta put the magazines up here.
I don't wanna clean your stuff.
Okay. Gum goes on the gum rack.
There you go.
And what's this?
What wh--Why wouldn't you put the cap on
before I put in there?
Ah. Whatever.
Hot sauce on everything. Yeah!
Okay. Before you go, let me put a burrito in your box.
No wait. Wait wait wait.
No. I'm going to put a burrito in-- Hey!
Don't forget your burritos!
Ugh. Now it's a street burrito.
More street burritos.
(laughing)
Okay. Next customer. Shut your mouth.
Okay. You want some popsicles huh?
Better get em' giant sized.
There you go.
Take the other one.
- [Monitor With Glasses] Oh I wasn't expecting
to get something.
- There you go.
- [Monitor With Glasses] Can I get a little bit
of change too?
- A little bit of change huh?
Well, I got you covered man.
Right on the money.
- [Monitor With Glasses] Wow thanks.
- You're welcome. See you later.
- [Monitor With Glasses] You're a good person.
- Orange.
Okay. Don't forget your burrito.
Oh. Where's he going?
Hey! Did you want a burrito?
- [Green Monitor] Hello there human.
- Yeah, we just saw each other.
- [Green Monitor] Look at this.
- Yeah. Eat your burrito.
- [Green Monitor] I got a coin here for ya.
- Hey!
- [Green Monitor] What can I buy for this?
- Uh oh. I see. I give you the coin and you bring it back
so you could buy something.
Real nice. Well you know what?
You get a burrito. There you go.
Okay. I gotta hold for the next customers.
I've got to be ready with burritos.
I'm going put em' the burrito holder.
Totally not going to hit you in the face.
(laughing)
Burrito. I wouldn't change a thing.
(laughing)
Smashing change with a burrito.
Wow!
Are you trying to rob me with a banana?
(laughing)
- [Robber monitor] Open that safe
and give me all your cheddar.
- All my cheddar? That's not gouda.
(laughing)
- Hey, where'd ya get another banana?
- [Robber Monitor] There's plenty more
where that came from kid.
- Uh uh. Hey!
I'm going to bad peeling about this.
No! Give me the banan-- Stop it!
- [Robber Monitor] Don't have all day.
- Mine.
- [Robber Monitor] Don't have all--
- Stop spawning bananas.
- [Robber Monitor] There's plenty more
where that came from kid.
- Oh yeah?
Oh look who's got a super sized bananas.
Now you stick em' up.
Am I holding it backwards?
Is it this way?
Uh oh.
Now I'm gonna shoot my feet?
This is also mine. I found it. It was here when I found it.
Actually, let's go ahead and fix that.
There we go.
Now we're looking good.
Get back on there.
(laughing)
Looking good buddy.
42, 69, 83. Oh hey, it opened.
Aw! There actually is cheddar. (machine humming)
The cheddar makes it better.
Yo cheddar cheddar. What is--
Okay gonna super size it first.
There you go.
I'm gonna have to charge you for these bananas though okay?
How do I shut this thing off?
Hey! Can you come back here? (security alarming)
Be quiet! C'mon. Thank you.
Geez. Oh excuse me, look out.
(laughing)
I said look out.
Alright. Next customer.
Let's see. Oh wait. Let's get this-- start this on fire.
And then I'm gonna throw it in your face.
(laughing)
He knows he loves it.
Banana butt.
- [Blue Monitor] I uh, don't know.
- Burrito? Burrito.
Burrito. Burrito. Burrito. Burrito.
Burrito. Burrito. Burrito...
(laughing)
Burrito.
Okay what do you want from me?
Your hat's broken. I gotta fix it.
There we go.
Now it's looking real good.
(laughing)
- [Blue Monitor] Big burrito.
- Yeah. Big burrito man.
He likes that.
Sorry, (scanner beeping)
I'm gonna have to charge you for super sizing.
- [Blue monitor] Later.
- Later. Don't forget your last burrito.
Hey! Come back.
Don't you want one more burrito?
Aw, he didn't want another burrito.
Okay. Next customer.
And I'm totally not going to hit you in the face.
(laughing)
Hey! It's my display.
(laughing)
I broke it.
Just by putting glasses on.
Well there you go kids. Now you've learned.
Don't ever wear glasses.
(laughing)
Shake and bake. Shake and bake.
Everybody loves a shake and bake.
Yeah! (soda fizzes)
Now we're talking. Put that right there.
Aw I love my new fountain.
Oops. I'm sorry. It just slipped out of my hand.
I didn't mean to hit you in the face.
- [Police Monitor] Good evening, human.
- I wasn't doing anything officer.
- [Police Monitor] It says you were held
at banana point earlier this evening.
- I was.
- [Police Monitor] We've captured the suspects.
We just need you to point out who did it.
- It was the police officer.
Dun Dun Dun.
(laughing)
Hold on. I just gotta make this bigger.
Just a-- Just a little bit.
Get the outfits.
Oh yeah. Now you are a figure of authority
that no one can deny.
(laughing)
And bigger is always better, of course.
Uh oh. Now who's the guilty one?
(laughing)
Switch-a-roo.
Looking good officer.
Here eat the burrito.
Eat it.
Put it in your mouth.
Eat it!
Ba-nan-nan-nan-nan-nana!
What do you want from me?
Take that.
Yeah. Take em' to jail.
Oh!
(laughing)
What a throw by the Orange.
Can I help you?
(electric fizzing)
Sir?
What is going on here?
I think the game is frozen or something.
(electric fizzing)
Eat that. C'mon! How many do I have to give you?
Hello?
Hello!
What is going on?
Okay. This will get his attention.
Don't worry.
(fireworks pops)
Wake up!
(laughing)
Wow. I missed.
(laughing)
There's no policy about fireworks indoors, are there?
Yeah, excuse me.
(laughing)
Wake up.
(laughing)
I think the game is frozen.
You want some of this?
You can have some of these.
(laughing)
We're clearing the shelves for a holiday special.
It's a Labor Day sale.
C'mon. Wow.
(laughing)
What happened?
(drum strumming)
Playing the drums. Playing the drums.
Alright. Well, I think that's it.
The game froze.
And I can't go on anymore so.
Well, thank you so much for watching guys.
It's always fun playing some more Job Simulator.
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this the most popular video on the--
Dapple Sprackles?
(laughing)
Best name for a cereal, ever.
I can't hold it.
Oh woe.
You just go Dapple Sprackled.
(laughing)
Alright guys. Until next time.
Later, hot potatoes.
(playful music)