- Uh..
So, what did I do today?
I spent most of today chasing around my dog,
pretending to be a monkey.
(Ben makes monkey sounds)
(dog screeching)
(groovy music)
Hello, everyone I'm feeling specially unhinged today.
And I thought, how absolutely interesting would it be
to see how quickly I can get myself banned on Roblox?
And you maybe thinking to yourself,
"Ben, why would you wanna get yourself banned
from one of the most amazing places on the internet?"
Well the answer is I...
Uh...
Let's not dilly-dally, let's begin the chaos.
(coughing)
If you enjoy this video,
please like and subscribe, let's begin.
So someone said, I need to play "Survive Nicki Minaj".
I am not gonna survive Nicki Minaj.
I don't know what you guys think I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna thrive with Nicki Minaj.
The goal is still to get banned.
Maybe I just wanna have a little bit of fun with it,
before I get murdered by the Roblox CEO.
(Nicki Minaj songs playing)
That's not gonna do.
(gunshots)
So, that was a lot.
(screeching)
Y'all told me to go on Brook...
(computing sounds)
haven".
A place to hang out with like-minded people and roleplay.
Let's get it.
We in this B word.
Let's go to the ice cream shop.
There's no one here.
♪ When ot eyes don't work like they used to before ♪
This is the issue.
(coughing)
That...
Nevermind.
Hey, Miss Thing.
Hey.
Hello.
Oh.
You got a twin?
(car shatters)
Oh, I just ran her over.
Someone said I had poop for breakfast.
Yay!
Do you want to role play
and find...
and role pay?
Mm mm, no.
You are all stinky and ugly.
Oh, it let me say that.
Okay, so bullying is allowed, Roblox.
How do I get my car?
Oops!
What if I run them over?
(screaming)
Hold up the purple...
smart car.
Just a race with Ben of the Week.
What can I do with milk?
(slurping)
Well I can drink milk.
Breaking news, I can drink milk.
Ooh.
Hey mama.
Okay, she's said "hey mamas", she gets spared.
Them on the other hand...
(trumpets blare)
(screaming)
I just need to straight up ask, like,
how do I get banned on here?
Stay with Zach.
Who the hell is Zach.
(gunshot)
Nope.
Shot my horse.
Just shot my horse check.
The funny thing is I can't get on my horse.
There's too many people around me,
I need to get away from here
but I can't get on my horse.
Should I just type a swear word?
Should I?
I'm just gonna type a swear word.
(surprised sigh)
(Ben laughing)
They liked that.
Okay, so, "how to poop on people".
This isn't Google.
(Ben laughing)
I still don't know how to get on my horse,
is the funny thing.
Is the funny thing.
Everyone get a gun, let's rob...
Stop!
Let's go R-O-B a bank.
Yeah, let's go.
Okay, where's the bank?
Where's the bank?
Police.
Police is first.
Let's get it.
We got a whole posse, baby.
(screaming)
We infiltrated the police station baby!
Where is the bank?
(speaking foreign language)
Follow me?
Okay.
Their username is "I love Zendaya", sorry.
It's taken by me, that username.
I know my username is Ben of the Week,
but it should be mine.
Oh, how do you run?
I don't see this bank.
I think I'm gonna get my organs stolen by I love Zendaya.
Oh, just kidding.
They weren't lying.
This is stick up.
(gunshots)
Put that money in the (bleep) bag.
(alarm)
Oh, we already busted this thing open.
Are you kidding me?
That's money. Bank vault will be closing.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Who stole our money?
- Write us our check (blank)
(Ben laughs)
(alarm blares)
We're going to federal prison for this.
It was Jeff Bezos.
Ha!
Oh, we can't leave?
Oh.
Oh, see, this is awkward because,
because the thing is, the thing is we can't leave.
We are going to federal prison.
(sad music)
It was Jeffree Star.
(laughs)
It was a pleasure robbing with y'all.
Hop on... Hop on what?
Oh, oh my God we're making a break for it?
Hop on where?
Oh, no way!
Yeah!
We're escaping through the vents!
Oh my God.
Me and my girls are unstoppable.
(dramatic music)
No way!
We have a whole underground...
(eco)
(laughs)
Yo, what!
(jazzy music)
Let's go!
We have a whole underground criminal network, baby.
We're not getting banned from Roblox.
We're getting banned from the government
and we're going to be in actual federal prison.
Now what? Now what? Now what?
I'm kidnapping...
Y'all I am getting, I am getting my organs taken out.
I need to be nice to them.
Please don't take my...
organs.
Okay, I'm going to leave
'cause I don't want my organs stolen.
So...
Gonna pop out of that real quick,
Brookhaven was fun.
That was a fun one.
Still not banned though.
And my account is still here as I live and breathe.
I think we should try "Survive Ariana Grande".
This could be interesting.
Well, what's down here?
- [Avatars] Yuh. Yuh.
- If I hear one more "Yuh", I might,
I might go insane.
Is that?
Is that Ariana?
(dramatic blow)
Eh! Oh my God. Ah!
Ari, Ari, Ari no it's okay.
(screeching)
I'm Pete Davidson, you don't need to worry.
This is so scary.
This is actually so scary.
Who wakes up and makes a game like this?
Oh!
♪ Thank you, Next.♪
Well, I didn't escape Ariana Grande,
so we're gonna move on from that.
(laughs)
I think we'll go back to MeepCity.
I feel like this was a fun vibe.
Let's say some more swears.
(beeping)
Oop!
Uh...
I'm not tryna, I'm not tryna go fishing.
(mysterious music)
I'm on a mission. Can I go on the swing?
Yeeeh!
I need a push.
Push me.
(alarm blares)
None of that was allowed.
I'm not allowed to request...
Uh-
What is happening?
What the hell?
Oh, it became day.
I thought like the sun was exploding.
(explosion)
I got a, I've got a poo diaper.
Don't we all? "Ben I sharted", ah,
this is so heartwarming.
I'm feeling a little claustrophobic right now.
I think I'm going to leave thank you,
bye-bye.
(screeching)
Okay. MeepCity was feeling a little stale.
(exhales)
So this next one.
Oh...
I feel fear just
seeping through my bones right now.
(character dying)
Oh, I just got murdered.
Wait, is there audio?
(distorted singing)
Nope. Nope.
♪ Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. ♪
♪ Wanna run away form this situation. ♪
Maybe, okay.
Maybe it will be like gone...
'cause I away from that mess.
So let's try it.
(distorted singing)
Nope. Bye.
(shotgun)
Leaving.
Ah! Nope.
I think we're going to go back to Brookhaven.
I need to feel peace and calm.
Actually last time I went on there, we robbed a bank.
(fart noise)
So, peace.
The lovely village of Brookhaven.
Let's get a golf cart,
that's always fun.
Yeah. Let's go, baby
Let's just say some real out of character stuff.
(laughs)
- What do you mean by that?
- How do you get banned from Roblox?
What do I do to get banned?
What If I just throw a baby in this pond?
Jump in the pool with the baby.
(wather splash)
I'm just going to see if we can get all of us banned.
Everyone swear.
(beeping)
I'm getting all of us to swear.
You must wait two seconds.
Ooh! It's happening, it's happening, it's happening.
(dramatic blow)
(laughs evilly)
The stopwatch says 5:03.
(laughs mischievously)
I've wreaked havoc on Omegle.
I've wreaked havoc on Zoom, and now..
(clap)
Ah...
I guess they didn't like me, spamming swear words.
I wish I got it on camera when I got banned,
I literally just happened to stop the recording
and it was like...
(fart noise)
banned.
It says there's a contact form where I can complain
like a little baby.
So we're gonna do that.
Issue details. Device: Android tablet.
I was scammed.
- I am a peaceful Amish boy,
and was robbed of my Roblox account.
Justice for Ben of Week.
Wealk?
Let's go baby.
Anyways, it's a one-day ban.
So y'all will get more Roblox content from me eventually.
(sighs)
Well, this was a productive day.
(laughs)
(harmonizing)
- That's all I got for y'all today.
I really hope you enjoyed.
If you did, please give like and subscribe,
also I just want to say thank you so much for 8 million
on TikTok. I know I'm on YouTube,
but thank you for my TikTok account.
I just posted an Instagram picture celebrating.
So if you want to go comment on there and comment
some firework emojis, something celebratory.
That would be greatly appreciated.
I love you all so much.
I'll see you next Sunday and next Wednesday
on my podcast channel.
Take care.
Ben of the Week. It's ciao!
(slow house music)