(electronics beeping) (gentle music)
(water gurgling)
- Holy crap, where the hell are we?
- Look at this place!
- It's cool dude.
- This kind of feels like a flashback,
but I don't think it is.
- Wait, they're harvesting blue shrimp.
Blue harvest, get it?
- [Stewie] Famiy Guy presents "Blue Harvest" on DVD.
- Nice one, Favreau.
- This looks way too peaceful.
- This place is getting wrecked any second.
(explosion booming)
- Bryce Dallas Howard, bring some of that
"Jurassic World" flair in here.
(blasters firing) (people yelling)
- Oh you know that noise, Imperial something.
- Is that gonna be an AT-AT, an AT-ST?
(percussive music) (raiders growling)
- Who the fuck are these guys?
- Like orcs.
(percussive music) (raiders growling)
- Nice hiding spot.
(percussive music) (raiders growling)
- Frickin' blue shrimp-stealing orcs.
- Y'all's just assholes.
- This is terrifying.
(raider grwoling) - Oh, they're like dog men
- Is this Star Wars or Lord of the Rings?
(percussive music)
{water splashing)
- You gotta wait at least five more minutes, yo.
(tense music) (alien child cooing)
- Oh my god.
- Oh my god, the co-pilot now?
- That thing is way too cute.
Is that even legal?
(button clicking) (hydraulics whooshing)
- [Mandalorian] Stop touching things.
- [Both] Aww!
- Aww!
- (laughs) He's gonna touch it again.
(men laughing) - He is a cat confirmed.
- Such a troll.
- Oh my god, he's just such a little chaos.
- He is such a little kid.
- [Both] Aww!
- Nobody's gonna find us here.
- Uh, not sure about that.
(dramatic music)
- Oh, this wasn't a flashback.
- So maybe he'll help them out,
take on that army of raiders.
- You know what I just got a vibe of?
"Seven Samurai" where it's almost like
they're being attacked,
and now he's coming, and it's like well it's like
he's gonna have to protect them from those people.
- Don't leave him here.
He's gonna start the ship and fly away.
- [Mandalorian] You stay right here.
I'll find us some lodging, and I'll come back for you.
- You're leaving a baby in the cockpit of a spaceship.
Are you sure about this?
- He's gonna follow him, bro.
(hydraulics whooshing)
(man laughing)
- [Both] Aww!
- (laughs) He's like nah, I'm with you.
- Oh, look at him go.
- Dude, I would be afraid somebody would step on him.
(loth-cat growling)
- What was that, Garfield, what the hell?
- Oh my god, it's a loth-cat.
- [Both] A loth-cat!
- [Both] Hey, loth-cat!
- I saw a loth-cat in live action.
(loah-cat growling)
- I don't think he wants to connect.
(fire crackling)
- Ooo, who's this?
- That Gina Carano?
- Aw, what's up, Gina?
- Oh, there she go.
- Crazy-ass Star Wars galaxy-lookin' Xena?
- Welcome travlers, can I interest you in anything?
- [Mandalorian] Bone broth for the little one.
- Not to be dramatic, but I'd die for Baby Yoda.
- The like mood.
- Oh shit.
- Oh, she gone.
- Keep an eye on the kid. (coin whizzing)
- Yes, sir.
- Stop leaving the baby all the time!
- Oh shit, we got predator mode, here we go.
- He's gonna get jumped.
- She's gonna pop out and be like what, what do you want?
(kick thumping)
- Oh shit, she can fight.
- That's Gina Carano all right.
(metal ringing) (Mandalorian wheezing)
- Damn!
- Oooh!
- Wrecked.
- Dude, she's a beast.
(metal clicking) (both wheezing)
- Is Yoda just sitting there drinking?
(alien child slurping) (birds tweeting)
- Oh my god.
- Oh my god!
(both laughing)
- So friggin' cute.
- He told her to watch the baby.
- How are you here?
- How'd you end up here?
- Let's just call it an early retirement.
- She's like a rebel fighter or used to be a rebel fighter?
- One of us is gonna have to move on, and I was here first.
- So that's a not-so-subtle get off my planet.
- Excuse me, sir?
- [Mandalorian] Is there something I can help you with?
- So these are the same dudes from that village.
- Raiders. - We have money.
- [Mandalorian] It's not enough.
- Are you sure, you don't even know what the job is?
- [Mandalorian] I know it's not enough, good luck.
- Damn Mando.
- You know he's gonna help 'em out.
- [Teen] No protection to the middle of nowhere.
- Where do you live? - On a farm.
- Come up and help. - There we go.
(children chatting and laughing)
- Hi. (alien child cooing)
- That's adorable, Baby Yoda found friends!
- That's literally the entire Star Wars fan base.
(gentle music)
- Oh, this looks cool, dude.
(alien child cooing)
- Oh my god, he's in a crib.
- He's got like his own crib.
- He's in a crib.
(alien child squeaking) - I don't think--
- They'll be fine.
- I don't-- - They'll be fine.
- [Both] Aww!
- Aw, protective papa. - I love that.
- Gotta loosen the reins a little bit, Mando.
- How long has it been since you've taken that off?
- Yesterday.
- I mean, in front of someone else?
- [Mandalorian] I wasn't much older than they are.
- Wow.
- That makes him even more dope, bro.
- Is this gonna be a ship?
- [Mandalorian] My parents were killed,
and the Mandalorians took care of me.
- You know why, right?
'Cause this is the way.
- [Mandalorian] This is the way.
- This is the way!
- Let us know if there's anything you need.
- Oh, she was checking out his armor.
- She's smitten with Mando.
- He's about to take it off?
- Wait, so they can se him right now!
- Oh shit, are we gonna see Pedro?
- God damnit.
(dramatic music)
- Oh fuck.
- That's a big footprint.
- God damn, something very big, okay.
- AT-ST. - Oh shit!
- Ah, it is an AT-ST.
- Bad news, you can't live here any more.
(all laughing)
- I know this is not the news you wanted to hear,
but there are no other options.
- You took the job.
- That was before we knew about the AT-ST.
- We can learn! - We can!
- Give us a chance! - Please!
- I'd fuck with that.
If you wanna die, fuck it, let's do it.
- You cannot fight that thing.
- Unless we show them how.
- What, you're all gonna fight?
- Oh, it takes so long to teach you.
- Now there's nothing on this planet
that can damage the legs on this thing,
so we're gonna build a trap.
- It's a trap! - It's a trap!
- They're gonna teach them all how to fight
and defend their home.
- Let's get down to business.
(dramatic music) (people shouting)
- This is exactly how that film "Seven Samurai."
- Who knows how to shoot? (tense music)
- Let's go mock.
- Why does she know how to shoot and nobody else does?
- This does feel like a proper episode of "The Clone Wars"
where they would go in, get stuck on a planet,
and have to help the locals.
- That happened in an episode
of "Clone Wars" we just watched.
- Hey, this reminds me of "Clone Wars."
(blasters firing)
- Bunch of god-damned stormtroopers.
(blasters firing) - Oh shit, god damn!
- What the heck?
- Where did you learn how to shoot like this?
- What's her background?
- You better marry this lady.
- The sun is about to set, and we'll be leaving soon.
When we return, we're coming in hot.
- We'll be ready. (tense music)
- Oh my god, I don't know what I'm shipping.
I think I shipped this more.
(tense music)
- This is giving me major "Ewok Movie" vibes.
(raiders grumbling)
- Oh, that's the blue fluorescent shrimp.
They pureed that shit?
(raider choking) (dramatic music)
- Ooo, yeah! - Got you motherfuckers up!
(dramatic music) (bomb beeping)
- Oh boy.
(people grunting) (kicks thunping)
- Get wrecked.
- Oh, right in the whatever he got.
(punch thumping) - Damn!
- These two are really cool together though.
(people grunting) (dramatic music)
- German suplex takedown.
- Fuckin' suplex city.
- Ah, it's gonna blow soon.
- Better get out before that bomb explodes there.
- Yo, we gotta get outta here.
- What, he set that shit for like 10 minutes?
- Get the fuck outta there!
(bomb beeping) (explosion roaring)
- Close one. (dramatic music)
(servos whining) - Oh bitch!
- Shit!
- Holy shit!
- Oh wow, look at this!
- Oh there it is, the AT-ST.
- Oh my god, that is the stuff of nightmares.
(AT-ST stomping) (blasters firing)
- It reminds me of like that T-rex
in "Jurassic Park" with guns.
- Fuckin' "Jurassic Park" over here.
- Never a fan of AT-STs.
This is actually really cool.
(boots crunching) (dramatic music)
- [Villager] This is it!
- It's a good thing we trained you for one hour.
(AT-ST stomping) (trees crunching)
- Oh shit.
- Damn, this thing looks like a friggin' red-eyed T-rex.
- Oh shit. (dramatic music)
- Wow, look at that shot.
- That is just an amazing shot.
- I don't feel like the plan might not work.
- It's gonna stop right? - No, damnit.
- Just watch.
- I knew it was not gonna work.
(spotlight whining) - Get down, get down!
- Nigger, get down!
Why, what's wrong with y'all?
- How are they gonna take that thing down?
- Find some way to lure it in.
- [Cara] Hold your positions!
- Yeah, they don't know what that means.
- It's gonna shoot them.
(blaster firing) (explosion roaring)
- No!
- Oh!
- Ewoks were here,
they'd frickin' take this thing out in two seconds.
(dramatic music) (raiders growling)
- Oh no!
- Open fire! (blasters firing)
- All a yem.
- Give me the pulse rifle.
- [Mandalorian] I'll cover you.
- He trusted her with his pulse rifle.
- About to see her go to work, bro.
- Let's go, galaxy warrior Xena!
- She's bad ass.
- Come to mama. (rifle firing)
(dramatic music) (AT-ST stomping)
- She's making a move forwards to get a better angle.
(dramatic music) (AT-ST stomping)
That's it, yes, step forward.
- Come on, one more step dude, just do it.
- Come on.
(dramatic music) (rifle firing)
- Oh!
- Nice. - Nice.
- In the eye, brah!
(metal machinery creaking)
- [All] Yeah!
- Ruined.
- She got it.
(bomb beeping) - Toss it right in.
- Oh shit.
(dramatic music) (explosion roaring)
- Dude, this show just keeps getting better and better.
(radier growling) (blasters firing)
- Oh, nice.
(raiders grunting)
- Retreat!
- Well done everyone.
- Bet y'all won't come back
fucking with this village and its shrimp any more!
(gentle guitar music) (frogs croaking)
(man laughing)
(children chattering)
- How can this Baby Yoda make frog-eating look cute?
I don't get it.
- He's very happy here.
Fits right in.
- He wants him to stay girl. - Yes, yay!
- So what happens if you take that thing off?
Do they come after you and kill you?
- No, you just can't ever put it back on again.
- So you can't slip off the helmet and settle down
with that beautiful young widow and raise your kids
sitting here sipping spotchka?
- Yeah, you tell 'em.
- Facts Cara, facts.
- That is not the way.
- I'm leaving him here. - What?
- Traveling with me, it's no life for a kid.
- [Both] No!
- Don't leave him.
- No, you can't leave him there.
- Do not leave him here, I swear to god.
- He'll get over it.
- I won't get over this.
- People are stil gonna come after him I feel.
- That's what I'm saying, like you can't really leave him
'cause he's still got that tracking on him.
(dramatic music) (fob beeping)
- Uh oh.
- Who the hell is that?
- I think it's clear he's happy here.
- What about you?
- Oh!
- She thirsty as fuck.
- Right, that's what I'm saying.
I don't know who's thirstier up in here man.
(women gasping)
Are you serious?
- We're gonna see Pedro.
- It's not gonna happen, that guy's gonna show.
- Oh, oh that dude's a frickin' bounty hunter!
- No, they're gonna get interrupted.
- Is he gonna friggin' miss and hit her?
- Nah, it'll be heat if she gets shot.
- She's definitely gonna get shot.
- She's gonna die.
- I don't belong here.
- Oh, he was so close.
- These two could've been so good.
(dramatic music) (binoculars clicking)
- No! - No!
- [All] No!
- Don't you dare.
- No, you move that scope away, oh my god.
- Oh my god, please show, do not do this to us.
- Oh no!
- Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No, don't kill him!
- Somebody do something.
(blaster firing)
- Oh shit!
(women gasping)
- Baby Yoda!
- No!
(dramatic music) (men cheering)
- Oh thank god. - She got him.
- Oh, thank god.
- Thank god for gaxalxy Xena!
- Let's go Cara!
- That had me. (laughs)
- Jesus Christ!
- Woo! - Ooooooh wow.
- Galaxy Xena to the rescue, bruh!
- Fuckin' legend, yo.
- We are safe guys.
We have Baby Yoda friend of rapocent.
- What the fuck you hit him with?
(fob beeping) - Yeah, he's got the fob.
What did you think was gonna happen, dude?
You can't just leave him.
- Nope, can't leave him behind.
- People are still after him.
- Are you sure you don't want a escort?
- No, come on Cara, come with us.
- Until our paths cross.
- Ah, come on, he needs a crew.
- I'm sure we'll be seeing her again.
- They're setting it up to be like all of his friends
are gonna come to help him in his darkest hour.
- What might have been.
- Dob, I could've had it all with these two.
- Look at his little jacket!
- Aww.
- His first friends, and he's already gotta say goodbye.
- This girl represents me, dude.
- Yeah, I'd be pretty depressed if I was that kid.
Think we all would be.
(dramatic music)
- Why is this show so good?
- Directed by Bryce Dallas Howard?
- That's awesome. - Good job, girl.
- Bryce Dallas Howard, I knew it!
I fuckin'. - How?
(logo clicking)
- Hey, if the Rise of Skywalker is bad,
at least we have "The Mandalorian."