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You do what I tell you
Yeah
And I say that apples and milk come back to dinner
OK
Oh dear, your organs
I think you're cool
Don't!
I don't want it loud
Just be quiet
Well she's really loud
She wouldn't let me get a sonnet in
How are you?
Middling?
I'm great, unlike you guys
You want an empanada?
They have them up there
I don't eat meat
Yeah well it's working for me
Evelyn brought me the virus
Yeah heart attack
I have a very supported neck
The hand towels are all about your guests
Hey sometimes I let my dog spit in my pasta
Why'd you even tell me that?
I don't wanna know that kind of stuff
It's fine
No it's not
Hey kid, I'm working here!
I scolded you?
Mmmhmm
Yeah, oh wait they're looking
I have to act like there's emotion
Hey you hand that thing to me
Y'all know I won't play like that
Wait, you play?
Yeah, the trumpet. The trumpet
But I don't really play no more man so like who cares
My friend got sick
so I've been feeding him donkey milk
What is it I see outside?
It's a young jealous yeti I think
You thinking it's like some Bigfoot thing?
I don't find this amusing
Hey, Melissa
Hey look, you are a great gal
it's just a "no"
Hey, just look out y'all!
It's a chicken! A chicken!
Sequester the chicken
You got to stop it we might not leave here
Hey does one of y'all have my juice?
Where is that cute divorcee?
She just got divorced on Thursday
Oh no, what?
I knew it was a mistake
What a striking scent
it deserves another whiff
Oh my
that is so bad
I mean that is so rank
Why in the world do I just -
Boy that's foul
Oh that's so bad
It's painful
I love it
You know Dr. Gabboni's son?
Isaac?
He's always going on about "hey dog, look at my truck"
I feel like I need my coach snacks
I know I should wear a mask
But I'll just place
this here
Jennifer's ghost still lives where they make the toast
They found out her ghost never did die
I think you're cute too
Echo to Not Cool Peter
Peter? Peter?
I think he's dead
Like I actually do
So what are my senses sensing?
Lucifer
Hey man hey
You need a job?
Let me know
I'll make a new position
Do you have a new mustache?
It's the same one
That was a bit of a joke
I'm going
Hey I'm sorry
This is my squirtin' shirt
We got too many angles in the city
and then I woke up in Spain
Just wanted to pop back and check your order
We have cricket fries
and one of those salads the cook isn't too sure about
Hey
Uh-huh
You ever need information on that bullfighter
you can just email me
I know you know that
I'll give you a shout
Hey where is the doggy?
There was a doggy, not now
dog gone
There's a doggy right there
Is that the doggy?
Sir where is the doggy?
This is totally my scene!
Hey boyfriend!
Watch and I will do an efficient dance
How efficient is your efficient dance?
I'll travel a mile or less to see it
What's that on your chin there?
I got defective vinyl sheets
Vinyl are preferred
My throat's kind of hurting
though I don't wanna freak out the friends
What?
I was just thinking about the hospital
That's not the truck I had buried
You need to check that McCree got the drop
I wanna explore your mountains
I'll be talking sweet like this
Don't bring no potion cuz you are the potion
Okay you know what? Here's the thing
It's so sweet how you're brutally honest
I've had aggressive moles since I was 10
I learned how to cast the spell Ogre Smoke
Ogre Smoke is one of the hardest spells you can even do!
I know, I know
See I already know that already
Look right now
Like right now I'm not sure I should talk about it
I got my soap
Is it normal that fish eat my scabs?
Big opportunities in the heart breaking business
Get away!
Yeah, I'm purging you
Extra extra
Extra hot special
Hmmm getting greasy
I accept that my goal here is not kicking the ball
But like why don't I ever get to kick the ball?
I'm coming in
Well stop dude
You know I have to do it
Nuh-uh
Oh OK
So I CAN mess around with twins
Look at our flying friends, Ma!
Tiny toe!
Tiny toeee
Lil' tiny toe!
Woooo tiny toe in my flow!
Tiny toe! Toe is tiny!
Tiny toe
Tiny toe, baby toe
Tiny toe
Toooooooee!
Ha Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah
Tiny toe!
I want to go where you don't
Most men swell through the heart
You're impressed, admit it
Booty
Hey listen it was fun how you dropped it again that time
Kiss the hand but don't make me sick
Daddy, daddy
Daddy
Daddy mad!
Catch the potato
Hay
I got a green box and a brown one
Which are you taking from me?
The light blue one
That's not even one of the options
How's your big head?
It's quite a dome
Aliens?
Like your mama?
I ask my pals to call me "Slice"
Knock knock,
Let me in
Hey buddy
How you been?
Theo
What's your sign?
You gotta maximize your maximum
Share what's in your hand
Sorry dude, what was your name again?
Ty Die
Ty Die?
Protein!
He said I'm coming over now
Yet he was there already
So girlfriend had to stick all her hair in a Cinnabon tote bag and jet up city
Y'all know I invent fake YA titles I might want to write one day?
A Summer Change
Soul Break
Icarus Downwind
The Bright Side of Breaking My Parents
Fireslice
The Nile Ran West
They Let You Drink At Silent Pink
Ehhh sounds kind of flat
Normal Feels The Great White
Dude
I really like the fact that I am an artiste
Yeah I'll do it
What
He's slower than Artax
Hey, nice stapler
Let me check that out
You want my liver?
It's not that good
Ank ank ank
Real deal
I drank a sack of coffee today
You realize it's poison don't you?
Yeah probably, it tastes just like it
Plop plop plop plop
Hey do y'all freaking golf?
My leg is wilting
No it's in my ear!
Wait she's 94?
Yet for 14 to 15 years she was 56?
And when she dances the animals fall before her?
That's impractical
Y'all look like pod people
A sweet lemon is a omen
My thinking hours are till 10
Hide your minerals behind your desk
I mean I'm kind of a special American
I am a dazzling herbivore who hates money
But then Frodo you know still hasn't taken the ring off
And he's getting so mean
There's a mighty foul odor within the friend zone
Yeah I've stapled a lot of people
Hello friend
Have fun at night school
2-3-4-1, I miss you!
We have a dog buffet
It'll freak out your mutt!
Of just sprayed cologne
Cologne!
"If you were in there alone...'
They're winning, they're winning
I not loving it
Stab his throat
Just a tap
Stop, stop
What is that, a worm?
What is it?
I'd offer you ketchup but -
No it's all right
Everyone is new in this skin
The past is where my brain goes nightly
Regrets
Time is an inter-dimensional stimulator
I love all my friends and fear myself
Regrets
Maybe we just think we need strife
Ooh that was kind of eloquent, wasn't it?
Yes
Like who am I now?
I mean your life is a journey
And it's a pretty dang neat one
Uh-huh look at this Garfield
The garden's within the whole time
I believe that one plus one's one, you know?
And when you add everyone at the game today
Well the answer's still one
And through baby eyes the view is incredible
Awkward
I know
I'm gonna go