I wanna go home.
We can never go home, Pat. We're wanted men.
We'll spend the rest of our lives running, running.
But at least it's warm around the fire.
Hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a...
I'd sure like to go to this party,
but I can't read the invitation.
Me neither.
Whoever sent this obviously has no idea
about the physical limitations of life under water.
Well, might as well throw these in the fire.
All right, I'll give it a try.
Oh, eh...
Sandy, this doesn't seem right.
Uh-oh...
Looks like SpongeBob's too light for lunar gravity.
SpongeBob, grab a hold of this!
Okay!
Got it! Oh!
[screaming]
Wow, SpongeBob! What do you call that trick?
[screaming] Waaah!
Interesting.
Maybe you can teach me how to do a "Waaah!"
[screaming]
Hey, this is kind of fun.
Carol, your real father is...
Hey!
Who's Carol's real father?!
Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water!
Well, you're safe now, Patrick.
Help, I'm drowning! I've got butt cramps!
I want ice cream and now it's dark!
Help, help!
Help me, I'm drowning! Help!
To us.
[screaming]
Sorry, here's your hot dog.
Okay, Patrick, here I come!
Come, come round, Pat. Here I am.
Pat! Pat, no! Pat, stop!
No, Pat! Stop, stop, stop!
Oh, sorry.
Oh, help! Oh, save me! I can't swim!
Patrick, don't!
Help!
Help! Help us, we're drowning!
[whistling, chatter]
I'm done with the beach.
Goodbye, Patrick!
Goodbye, ice cream!
Help, can't swim!
Oh, no!
[jazz music playing]
Oh!
All right, all right.
[siren blaring]
Pleasant day for a drive, hey, Officer?
Sir, I'm going to need to see your license for that, um...
[chuckling]
You don't need a license to drive a bubble.
Hmm, I suppose you're right.
Carry on, citizen.
Yes, it seems Old Man Winter paid us a visit late last night,
and he brought with him not a pillow or a sheet,
but a blanket, a blanket of snow!
Yes, from Jellyfish Fields to residential abodes,
to bustling downtown,
it's nothing but the light stuff.
Whoopee!
And local residents are taking notice.
[festive music playing]
Hmm...
Hey!
[phone ringing]
Hello?
No, this isn't the Birdman of Bikini Bottom.
What? No, I certainly do not live in a birdcage.
Who is this?
Joe Mama?
Well, listen up, Joe, I hate to break it to you,
but flying is impossible.
I have to go now, my head just hit the ceiling. Huh?
Hey, look, Gary! I... I think I'm flying!
Jellyfish Fields, here I come!
Mom, look, it's the flying guy!
Wow, I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all.
I'm flying, I'm flying!
♪ He's flying! He's flying! He's really really flying! ♪
♪ They laughed, they scoffed Before I had liftoff ♪
♪ But, now he's flying! He's flying high in the sky! ♪
♪ I'd love to hang around To say "I told you so" ♪
♪ But it's off To Jellyfish Fields I go! ♪
Wait, boy!
Make it last.
[gulping]
Thanks, Mr. Krabs.
Okay... [gulps]
Here I go!
[panting]
Hey, this isn't so bad.
We can do this.
Hey, Patrick, come on up. The air is fine.
I'm going to do it quick and get it over with.
Cannonball!
Hey, I lost my trunks. Hi, SpongeBob!
That's just a stupid boulder!
It's not just a boulder.
[sniffs] It's a rock.
[crying] A rock.
[crying harder] A rock!
It's a big, beautiful, old rock.
Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
And it's in great shape.
SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers?!
Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left?
That's because they were lousy hitchhikers,
ate coral and took directions from algae!
And now you're telling me they thought they could drive...
[revving] rocks?
Hold on there, Jethro!
I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face!
I'm listening to you, mountain!
Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Hey, Sandy, watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward".
Stop naming moves after me.
[imitating him] Everybody's an idiot except for me.
Well, it's true.
[laughing like Squidward]
[laughing]
[gasps] SpongeBob!
Look out for that tree!
Huh?
Don't worry, guys, everything's under control,
[screaming] 'cause I'm an expert...!
Hmm, that's funny.
Someone turned the mountain upside down.
[screaming]
SpongeBob, land on your bottom!
It'll cushion the impact of the fall!
Like this?
No, your other bottom!
Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Not until four.
[indistinct chatter]
It's too high. I can't.
Cannonball!
Now you've got water wings. Try them.
[giggling] Hmm? Huh?
Oh...
[screaming]
[grunting]
Ow!
[screams]
We're done!
Yeah!
So, what do you think?
I wish I lived there.
Really?
No.
One bedroom.
It popped.
[screaming]
How are we gonna return it now, SpongeBob?
- I've got the pieces! - I've got the air!
Hurry, put the pieces on!
We popped the balloon! We can't return it!
[grunting] We're thieves!
No, Mr. Monster! Please, don't eat me!
No, no, no! Spare me, I don't taste good!
No, please!
Wait a second...
[gasps]
Yeah!
We did it, Patrick!
Sandy is gonna be so proud of us,
we got that horrible monster out of her house.
[snoring]
[ominous music playing]
[teeth chattering]
[horn blaring]
[teeth chattering]
[groaning]
The fridge!
Oh, oh, oh!
[teeth chattering]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[screaming]
Uh, okay.
You wait for the bus, call me if it comes.
I'm going to get a bus schedule.
Boy, this place sure is creepy.
Hey, SpongeBob, bus is here.
[panting]
[crying]
[screaming] SpongeBob...!
Ah!
[panting]
Ah!
[panting]
[screaming]
I made it outside!
Nothing can stop me now!
Is it too late to go back inside yet?
It's too late.
[screeching]
Patrick, Sandy...
Yeah, SpongeBob?
I'm sorry I caused all this.
I'm not scared of going outside anymore,
but I'm terrified of gorillas now.
Oh, it's okay, SpongeBob. Us too.
You know what I don't understand, though?
What?
What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?
Oh, well, it's funny you should... I mean, see...
George, they're on to us!
[neighing] Let's get out of here!
[neighing]
[upbeat music playing]