Hello, niece and nephew !
Is Uncle Roger.
Today, Uncle Roger gonna react to Chinese cooking video
sent to me by a fan.
I think this video, they are making
scrambled egg with tomato.
Uncle Roger, I never seen this video before.
Don't know what to expect =)
Are Chinese people better at cooking than BBC food 😏
Let's see
Let's see 😏
"Scrambled eggs with tomato seems easy, but you all have wrongly guessed the first step."
What, what, what ???
Too many thing happening
TOO MANY THING HAPPENING
This is not...
I thought this supposed to be cooking video
teach you how to make scrambled egg and tomato, but...
Why all this kungfu, Dragon Ball bullshit 😵
What is this ??
“Rootless water”
So many...
So many thing going on,
Uncle Roger need to take a break
and start from the beginning.
I think this is just like, not actual cooking recipe tutorial.
This is just, social media funny video.
So let's start from beginning.
Change my mindset 🤓
Ok ok, good !
At least she don't use induction stove,
she use ACTUAL fire.
Sorry, Uncle Roger sweating
because now is Summer in UK.
And people in UK hate air conditioning .
Uncle Roger suffering 😫
If you want to sponsor Uncle Roger one air-con
let me know.
You will be my favourite niece or nephew =)
This is how CHEAP Asian people are
We don't like to pay electric bill...
we don't want to pay water bill...
so we take electric and water from sky.
Growing up, Uncle Roger never paid for electric bill.
Just deal electric and water from neighbor 😏
Asian people, we very CHEAP
Sometime, Uncle Roger don't even want to paid for wifi
Uncle Roger just go to coffee shop
buy one coffee, 3 dollars
stay for 5 hours.
The CHEAPEST office anywhere =)
And what is she wearing on her shirt ?
It says,
"They will ignore you until they can't."
She use kungfu to make omelette
nobody ignoring you.
People scared of you 😱
Nobody ignoring you...
Many Asian people, we like wearing shirt with English word
I see that many time in Asia.
It's like white people,
They like getting tattoo of Chinese word
We all think we very culture =)
There's the water...
water on tomato.
Don't spin knife around.
That very dangerous 😱
You spin knife around
You SLIP
The knife CUT your toe
Now you only have 9 toe 😱
How you gonna do about your life only with 9 toe
That is very sad
9 toe people are the worst people (?)
Where she GET the CHICKEN from ??!!
From ceiling ??!
How you store chicken in ceiling ?????
That is not very nice to chicken !
Don't store chicken in ceiling
Is not free ranged chicken.
If you store any pet in ceiling,
that is animal abuse 😠
Wait x8
How can that chicken lay egg ???
That is ROOSTER 😱
That is MALE chicken !!!
How you make MALE chicken lay egg ???
Is your kungfu that good ??
You can give chicken a sex change 😂
She made the chicken lay egg...
and then when it's done
she just throw chicken out
HAIYAAA
That is how Uncle Roger ex-wife, Auntie Helen...
that is how Auntie Helen treat me.
She USED Uncle Roger
and then when finish using,
she throw me out
just like that chicken QAQ...
How you... ?
Wait x5
What ?
Uncle Roger gonna watch this again.
You cracked egg...
but the 4th egg is piece of SHIT ??
How you cracked egg open, and a shit come out ...?
How ?
Then she throw the shit to cat ?!
Is that what you feed ?!
You feeding shit to your cat ??!
This women
she abused the chicken,
then she abused the cat ?
HAIYAAA
Don't give this woman any pet.
They will need therapy :)
“a bit of white vinegar and cooking wine”
"2 grams of white pepper"
That's vinegar and white pepper
Wait x6
Replay
What, what, what she is doing with the egg ?
How you have all this kungfu skill,
but you need washing machine to scramble egg ...?
Of all the thing that she can do,
she can't whisk her own egg :)
So sad :))
Did Uncle Roger see what I just SEE ?????
She cook with MSG ???
O
M
G
This is Uncle Roger first time
seeing cooking video,
when the chef used MSG.
This is BEST cooking instructional video !
Uncle Roger love MSG ❤️️
Since my last egg fried rice video
many people asking me
what is MSG ?
and Uncle Roger want to say
MSG is KING OF FLAVOUR
is a better version of salt.
MSG
is SALT ON CRACK
If you have salt at home,
THROW IT OUT
Don't need salt :(
Salt is so 2005
Now all the cultured people used MSG
MSG make EVERYTHING better =)
Uncle Roger should have put MSG on my marriage :(
Then maybe Auntie Helen won't throw me out like chicken T_T...
Know this how in this whole video,
full of kungfu,
full of shit from egg,
full of everything
but no COLANDER :)
Uncle Roger like this video =)
very authentic Asian cooking,
is like Bruce Lee meet Masterchef.
Next week video,
is Uncle Roger going on Zoom date
with Auntie Jennie.
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Bye bye ~~