[audience chuckles]
- Yeah.
Looking at the roses?
- Uh, yeah, yeah,
it's really hard to choose you know?
- You gotta talk to Dane,
he's a real flower expert.
- Oh yeah, yeah, great.
So, where can I find uh, Dane?
- Surprise, you already have.
I am him.
[audience laughs]
- Okay, uh, Dane, nice to meet you.
Do you wanna help me pick out some flowers.
- Oh, sure can.
Who's the lucky recipient of this future bouquet?
- Uh, it's my, my girlfriend.
- Oh, flowers for the girlfriend?
- Yeah.
- Classic, flower-buying reason.
Well if your GF friend is anything
like how I would imagine that mine would be,
then she'll probably love pansies and daisies.
Here, walk with me so you can look at me
while I talk to you.
[audience laughs]
- Pop quiz, pansies bloom in...
- Uh, spring.
- A vase.
[audience chuckles]
- Which is romantic because a vase is to a flower
what a ribcage is to a heart,
or the floor is to anything that's on the floor.
[audience chuckles]
- Dane was on the floor once when I was proposing
to my girlfriend and she said,
"Dane, this is way too early."
And so I asked again later that night
and she said,
"That's not what I meant by too early."
Here.
[audience laughs]
- Oh wow.
These actually look great,
I think she's actually really going--
- Cash register's that way.
Tell them Dane sent you.
- Dane, you are very helpful.
- Everyone says that.
[audience chuckles]
Austin: Ooh babe,
these could work for our centerpieces.
- Yeah, but check out that price tag.
- Uh oh, trouble in paradise.
I remember when I was planning my wedding
with my boo.
I call her my boo 'cause she was always ghosting me.
[audience laughs]
- I dated a ghost once too,
but that's a different story.
[audience chuckles]
- So are your parents coming to the wedding
or are they already dead?
- Oh.
[audience chuckles]
- Uh, I mean I wish my pops were going
so he could see me marry the love of my life.
- Oh that's okay, he's a ghost now,
watching you two sweethearts all day and all night.
[audience laughs]
- Here, these are beautiful
and if you buy them in bulk you get 20% off.
- Oh, wow, they are beautiful.
- The cash register's that way.
Tell them helpful Dane sent you.
[door dings]
- Where is that Dane!
- Sounds like you guys might be looking for Dane.
Well, give your search party...
some time off because you found your guy.
[audience laughs]
- You, helped our boy Skull Dan choose a bouquet
which made his wedding go off without a hitch,
and now he's blissfully wed and we can't hang out
and ride motorbikes.
- Well, hang on now boys.
If Skull Dan can experience the magic of flowers,
maybe you can too.
- Magic's not a real thing.
- Yeah.
- Au contraire.
There's magic in everything,
in the smile of a baby,
smiling at his mother's smile,
or the shimmer of a ghost watching you sleep,
or the delicate dance of Dane's fingertips
putting this together for you.
- Wow, that's beautiful.
- Hey, brother,
maybe if we give this to Skull Dan
he'll want to hang out with us
again on the weekends, vroombity vroom vroom.
- Yeah, thanks Dane!
- Thanks brother.
- Thanks Dane.
[audience applause]
- Wasn't that something?
Me selling flowers?
You just never know what life's gonna hand you,
right kids?
Children?
Children, what's your favorite flower?
Comment down below so I can learn more
about flowers.
I guess you could say I have a "blossoming" interest
in flowers.
Or don't say that, I will be fine either way,
and subscribe.
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