- So many niece and nephew request Uncle Roger
to make my own egg fried rice.
Okay, Uncle Roger will make my own egg fried rice.
Hello, niece and nephew.
It's Uncle Roger.
Today, we gonna do Q&A with questions
submitted by all my niece and nephew
to Uncle Roger Subreddit.
Some of these questions also for my nephew Nigel,
so he can appear later in video as well.
Uncle Rodger just discovered Reddit,
And I love this website because logo orange.
Best color!
Niece and nephew, go and join Uncle Roger subreddit now
if you haven't.
But this week, the saddest thing I've seen.
Am I the asshole for ruining the rice
that my boyfriend cook
by consolidating multiple bags of rice,
which he claimed are different into single container?
Hiya!
This is a really, like, sad story.
He texted me that I can't mix basmati rice
with Jasmine rice, but it all just white rice.
I don't see how it any less edible!
Hiya!
Uncle Roger's so upset.
I put my leg down from chair.
This is the saddest story.
Oh my God.
This must be white woman.
Asian people, we never make mistake like this.
You need to dump her.
White rice have so many different type.
Short grain, medium grain, long grain, so many types.
If you come to my house and you bring packet rice
and you mix the packet rice
into my expensive sushi rice, that is worst crime ever.
Throw her in jail!
Feed her to shark!
Saying all rice look the same
is like saying all Asian people look the same.
Don't be rice-ist.
Okay, now we do Q&A.
Look at this.
One thousand questions submitted by niece and nephew.
Remember to smack like button now.
Smack like button like how your parents smack you.
(static)
"Why did auntie Helen leave you?
"You look handsome."
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Auntie Helen left because I forgot to sprinkle MSG
on my relationship.
Hiya.
Niece and nephew, relationship is like egg fried rice.
Sometime you think everything going well
but if you forget to put MSG on there,
the fried rice will leave you and go find different wok.
"What is the surname of uncle Roger?"
Uncle Roger, no surname.
Just one name, Roger, like Drake.
Did Uncle Roger hold Nigel hostage?
Nigel disappeared from his own channel and I'm concerned.
No, no, no, nephew Nigel not hostage.
Nephew Nigel right there.
He help me film stuff.
He love all the tech stuff, such a nut.
Nephew Nigel, say hi to all the niece and nephew.
- Oh, hey nieces and nephews it's nephew Nigel here.
I help Uncle Roger with his tech stuff
because he's so bad at technology.
- What you mean, what you mean?
Uncle Roger is so good at technology.
- Your headphones still has wires.
- I like wire, remind me of noodle,
Uncle Roger like noodle.
We know you like pok and egg fry rice,
but what do you think of sushi?
Hiya.
This person can't even spell poke correctly.
Proofread your question before submitting.
So failure.
But to answer question, Uncle Roger loves sushi
because I love seeing fish on rice.
It's like the rice become mattress for the dead salmon.
So cute.
What is worse, not having MSG or not having rice cooker?
I think not harrowing rice cooker is worse
because even if you don't have MSG powder,
you can still find MSG in many different types of food
like mushroom, meat and even tomato.
But if you don't have rice cooker, hiya.
Life's so hard for you.
You have to make rice in sauce pan
or even worse, colander!
Don't do that.
Don't break Uncle Roger heart, get rice cooker.
- Oh yeah Uncle Roger, you also have some questions
from your fans on Weibo which is Chinese Twitter.
If you want to take a look at them?
- Okay, okay.
Nephew Nigel, show me some Chinese question also.
What type of girl does Nigel like as his girlfriend?
Hiya.
Niece and nephew, why are you so thirsty for Nigel?
Nephew Nigel, I see why
you want to bring up the Chinese question now.
Niece and nephew, don't date Nigel, he is workaholic.
Don't date him.
- But Uncle Roger, I'd like to see somebody someday.
- No, no, no.
You don't need woman.
Just use hand.
(R&B music)
Sorry children.
(beep)
Ni hao Uncle Roger.
We eat Chinese food every day
but my son doesn't like fried rice.
What wrong with him?
I don't think he your son.
I think your wife cheated on you.
She slept with someone from BBC food.
Hi, Uncle Roger.
If you had to become Asian dish,
what dish would you choose to be?
Don't answer egg fried rice please.
Uncle Roger think I am durian,
harsh and prickly on the outside,
but sweet and tender on inside.
- And stinky, too?
- No, not stinky.
Don't attack Uncle Roger with your logic like that.
Niece and nephew, if you don't know durian,
it is the king of fruit
from Uncle Roger home country Malaysia.
Smells so bad, but tastes so good.
Complete opposite of body wash.
How long was your longest high longest hiya?
Longest hiya Uncle Roger ever said is 10 months long.
That was when Uncle Roger was fetus in my mum body,
Uncle Roger was saying hiya the whole time
because there is no MSG in womb.
When was the last time you wash your polo shirt Uncle Roger?
Never, Uncle Roger polo, self-cleansing.
Uncle Roger, I'm Malaysian and I love you so much.
Can you tell me what is fastest way to be your wife?
I wanna marry you.
Uncle Roger don't want to get married ever again
because Auntie Helen took half my shit in the divorce.
I used to have 100 orange polo, now I only have 50.
I will not marry you, I already married to my wok.
This question have second part.
And this question is for your nephew Nigel.
Nephew Nigel, can you talk about your first crush in detail?
- Who remembers their first crush?
I'm almost 30.
I've had so many crushes over the years.
Nobody remembers their first crush, right?
- Hiya, Nephew Nigel.
So fuck boy.
So you reacted to British chef and Aussie chef.
What about American chef?
I highly recommend Binging with Babish fried rice.
I cannot review egg fried rice with you every week.
Otherwise niece and nephew will get bored.
Uncle Roger need to evolve.
But don't worry, I will make more egg fried rice video.
coming soon.
Next week, Uncle Roger gonna review K's cooking.
Special egg fried rice.
Uncle Roger, when will we get to see Auntie Helen?
Hopefully never.
I want her to be struck down by lightning.
(camera shutter)
- You want to pray for auntie Helen?
- Oh yes.
Strike her down.
Is there any chance of patch up with auntie Helen?
Would it be hiya or fuiyo for Uncle Roger?
Like I said, she struck down by lightning already.
No way to patch up with dead corpse.
Wouldn't it be perfect fit if Uncle Roger did stand up
at Madison Square Garden, MSG, one day?
Oh my God.
Madison Square Garden also called MSG!
Nephew Nigel, work harder on your stand up
so Uncle Roger can go see you perform
at Madison Square Garden one day.
I will sneak some MSG into MSG
and then sprinkle MSG on MSG, make MSG better.
This is like tongue twister.
At Uncle Roger, why you single?
Because Uncle Roger want to be happy.
At Nigel, hope you are still single.
Would you also take non-Asian woman?
Because I fell in love with our laugh.
Okay another question for Nigel.
Nephew Nigel, answer this one.
Yeah, still single.
And I don't really have a preference when it comes to race.
- Hiya, nephew Nigel.
Stop SIMPing in Uncle Roger video, so needy this guy.
Hear the difference.
Nephew Nigel, single and looking.
Uncle Roger single and not looking.
I have my lucky cat.
This is only pussy I need.
(R&B music)
Sorry again, children.
- Uncle Roger, this is a family friendly channel.
- It is family friendly.
You need pussy to start family.
Oh, another Chinese one.
What filming equipment does Uncle Roger use?
I feel the lighting in your videos are so great, kiss emoji.
- Oh, I'll take this question.
So the light I use, it's Aperture 120D Mark II,
lavelier, camera, Canon M50, 22 mil.
- Hiya, so nerdy, so boring.
You gonna die virgin.
Would you rather eat Jamie Oliver egg fried rice
or get back with Auntie Helen?
(cricket noise)
Do I want sloppy second or do I want sloppy rice?
Uncle Roger rather jump in river.
Uncle Roger, can you make fried rice yourself?
You complain a lot about everyone.
Auntie Hersha, Jamie Oliver.
But how about your own fried rice skills?
We never seen you cook.
Okay, okay.
I think this is main question of video.
Uncle Roger, I am not professional chef.
I just uncle who passionate about Asian culture
and Asian food.
Want to share it with the world.
But so many niece and nephew request Uncle Roger
to make my own egg fried rice.
Okay, Uncle Roger will make my own egg fried rice.
(children cheering)
I will do my egg fried rice reveal
at three million subscribers, three million!
Niece and nephew, we are at 2.6 million now,
almost there.
So if you want to see Uncle Roger make my own egg fried rice
smack the subscribe button now.
Right now, most of Uncle Roger viewer not even subscriber.
Uncle Roger egg fried rice, it's not Gordon Ramsey
fuiyo level, but it okay.
It pretty good.
So niece and nephew, go join Uncle Roger subreddit.
Uncle Roger love sharing on niece and nephew submission.
Like this fan art right here, fuiyo.
Your design so pretty.
That all for this video.
Niece and nephew, see you next week.
- [Roger And Nigel] Bye bye!
- What is worse, not having MSG
or not having, having, having, having, having,
is it having or having?
How should I pronounce this word?
I think it pronounced having.
(beep)
Hi Uncle Roger, hi Uncle Roger.
Oh, I almost spoke without an accent.
Hi Uncle Roger. (laughs)
Hiya, can't even do accent properly, so sad.
Smell so bad but tastes so good,
it's the opposite of body wash. (laughs)
What is this joke?
Don't drink body wash. (laughs)
(beep)
Uncle Roger love K-pop, K-drama.
All the K thing.
The only K thing Uncle Roger don't like is the KKK.
Hiya that joke so cheesy
but I think uncle humor is like this. (laughs)
(beep)
- Acting is hard. (laughs)
I respect actors now.