What's the most trouble you got into as a kid?
Told you Olly, it was for you.
Yeah it's you!
You guys are answering, not me!
Skiving off school, is that...
no I used to skive a wee bit!
I split my head open.
Um.
When I was about eleven years old.
And I had to get seven stitches.
But I think it was the fact that I didn't want to tell my parents that my head was bleeding.
I allowed my friend to draw me naked in an art class.
Why have I shared this story?
So I just put a headband on top of my head, and I walked out the house and my dad was
like "where are you going?"
And he's like, "what?
What's going on?
What have you got on your head?"
And I was like...
I posed naked for a friend in an art class...
what age?
Sixteen.
Oh, ok.
Less weird or more weird?
No that's less weird.
I didn't get in much trouble guys.
You didn't?
No.
I started crying because I was so panicked that he would find out what was going to happen,
so he took my headband out and my head was like gushing with blood.
And he was like, "what is wrong with you?"
I kicked a teacher.
You kicked a teacher?
I was at school, and she picked me up and I went "BAM!"
So she dropped me!
Well that was it.
How old were you?
And what did you do?
I'm the same as you Jennifer I'm a good kid.
I don't believe that.
I was!
I had a... did you ever have a tamagotchi?
Er, yes.
So I was playing with it under my desk, in third grade, and I got in trouble for it.
I was a goodie two shoes, so I don't really...
I also got in trouble for playing with it under the desk.
What?
It being your tamagotchi?
Oh yes, the tamagotchi.
The tamagotchi!
What would I have done if I hadn't been a musician?
Oh that's easy!
Maybe I would have been an astrophysicist, because it fascinates me, but the field that
I was studying at the time was thernonuclear hydrodynamics.
And I would have been a pretty damn fine one!
Alright, what career path did you mother want you to take?
My mother wanted me to do or be whatever I wanted to be.
Lawyer, doctor, anything that wasn't a rapper, basically, so yeah...
Such a shame, such a shame.
Turned out alright mum!
Talk us through your worst haircut ever.
Easy.
Oh jeez.
Oh.
Well it's not my haircut!
No I'm saying that you did the haircut.
Boom!
The one I got before I cut all my hair off.
I remember trying to give myself a mullet, when The Police were cool, [burps], and it
was not a good thing.
I did it to myself.
Just like Radiohead.
Did you keep it?
What was I going to do?
When I was six, I happened upon a pair of scissors.
I was getting a haircut and he was chopping me up, and he cut me and I was bleeding.
It was bad.
So it was a bad haircut.
That was the worst haircut because I was bleeding.
If you're going to bleed, when you get a haircut it's not good!
Bleed like real blood, like red.
No good.
So I snuck into Danielle's bedroom, and cut off all of her hair.
All the way around.
And then left the evidence on her bed.
And then my mum proceeded to then give me a bowl cut after.
And like she had crooked bangs.
It was like crooked bangs.
Hey thanks!
You're welcome.
The Police were cool!
Hahaha, that's a long time ago.
What;s the single biggest lie you've ever heard about yourself?
Oh my god.
That I was going to get married in January.
That I have a small penis.
Alright, do people throw weird things at you on stage?
I get people's shoes.
Definitely, I definitely had a bit of an undergarment, that's happened I had a passport thrown at
me once, which I thought was really odd.
You might need your passport!
I had a blown up sex doll thrown at me once.
A what?
A blow up sex doll.
No!
What did you do with it?
I asked my parents to leave, and they've never been allowed back to one of my shows.
That's a heckle though.
So I guess you got involved?
No, no I didn't!
Oh ok good.
That would have made quite the finale.
I had a bottle of beer thrown at me.
Well it was empty, an empty bottle.
That's not nice!
In a club in Wales.
People were getting excited.
Fellas didn't like it, so they threw a bottle at me.
But I caught it, and I just took a drink.
Skills!
When was the last time, you overindulged?
I did an ice cream eating competition and threw it up out of my nose.
Probably yesterday when I ordered McDonalds.