Frogs don't look like that.
Oh, the sound effects are wonderful! I love them.
Elephant. [loud high-pitched screech]
[Rev laughs loudly]
[single hand-clap]
[Rev cackles]
Yeah! [cries with laughter]
[still laughing] That's the sound the elephant makes!
Just... a blood-curdling scream! That's- yes! Yeah! [clears throat]
[spammed honking, drum fill, and triangle samples]
[overlapping french horn and trumpet samples] Game: "You cubee doobee did it!"
The fuck did you just say to me?
Why do you look... crossfaded?
Game: "Ohh! Thanks for finding him, Dink!"
What?
You ju-...
Why'd you call me "Dink" after I helped you, asshole? Game: "You cubee doobe did it!"
"Which One Of SpongeBob's Front Teeth Are You?"
'sa completely incoherent sentence, and you'd THINK this would be from some bootleg website?
Y'know, some, like, bullshit that, um, h-had nothing to do with, um, Nickelodeon?
But it's actually on... Nick's website. Y'know? The official Nicktoons website.
You're the nerd out of the group, I can tell. Yer gonna teach me some math or some crap... if you do.
I love- I like the brush! It's preeeetty good!
Uh, Bitchtits and Cubee go to the beach.
Oh, I have to pick one.
Dink. "Dink and Bitchtits went on an adventure to the seaside."
S'how you spell 'lyfe', right?
S'unna put random things I see in chat. Um...
[quietly] There you go. A'right. Good.
Back t-to drawing mode.
[suppressed tittering]
[Rev starts giggling]
[Music: German version of 'SpongeBob SquarePants'] The people on After Hours are gonna miss out on this...
But th-there's... what appears to be the... Swedish version of [slightly laughing] SpongeBob SquarePants?
[Music: 'Ripped Pants' from SpongeBob SquarePants]
[SpongeBob yells in pain]
[pleasant music plays] "Oh, I really want to become police, can we try today?"
"I couldn't agree with you more!" Can we- can we... back up real quick?
"Oh, I want to become a police, can we have a try today?"
That's... illegal!
What- is this a fetish game?
So we just stole a cop car and we're gonna wash it down.
Time to dress up! So is this a fetish thing or not?
[exhales] 'cuz I feel like it was a missed opportunity to, uh, not have, um...
...them half-naked all over the, the hood of the car?
But then I look at this outfit and, um... I... feel like it's about to get into some weird roleplay?
These haircuts are amazing, by the way. Like that one a lot.
The garter belts really... assure me that this is not a fetish thing at all.
And now to practice gun!
[stifled laughter]
"Let's Princess... start the gun practice. Each princess has only three shots."
[pleasant music continues playing] [no sound-effects whatsoever]
[war drums playing] I like it.
[periodic gunfire, not synced with muzzle flash]
[dramatic music plays] [imitating Solid Snake] Colonel...
[Snake voice] Metal Gear...
[normally] Never actually played a Metal Gear game, so I'm just saying, like, the three things I know.
[Snake voice] Otacon... [death yell]
Can you- can you... see the, the fetish game?
[Snake voice] "No matter what, I'll never betray my master!"
[laughing] I don't know why I said that in a Solid Snake voice!
[laughter]
[Snake voice] "Colonel, no matter what, I'll never betray my master!"
'Mean, this is totally, like, gonna be where, like, people on After Hours can't hear it. So it's just gonna...
[Music: Batman Theme] 'cuz this is most definitely a copyrighted song.
So it's just gonna "B'TMAN!" Sound like I'm, like, crazy?
B'TMAN!
[stifles laughter] So good!
Oh, you cheating whore! Get back here!
[ambient traffic]
[Rev starts laughing]
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute! Hold the fucking phone!
This is in Austin! That's the Frost Tower!
This is- I know where this is! This is right near the police station!
And you can see it, you can see right there! It says Austin!
[happy laughter]
And it's not Google Maps 'cuz the cars are moving.
Well, lemmie give you a virtual tour of Austin.
Um...
So this street, I believe, is... Sixth... or Fifth, it's somewhere downtown.
I don't go downtown enough to be able to tell you exactly where we are.
So right around here is actually a really good bar. It's, uh, called Hawks. So we ARE in Sixth. Um...
This is, uh, one of my favorite bars. These can go and get drunk and they have- it's, it's a metal bar.
Yeah, Hoek's Metal Pizza in Austin. Pretty decent pizza if you're drunk.
You can just gun it, it's fine. I like that it's still, like, uh, a play button...
[funky drumbeat plays]
The fuck was that?
[funky beat continues]
"Red light, police is on road."
[quietly] What...?
Why was that how it ended?
"Can you match the items to the weather?"
Sun hat, sun. Game: "Try again."
I'm sorry. Did you let me do this? Are you just gonna tell me...?
["Try again" voice clip plays repeatedly]
["Try again" clip repeatedly spammed, overlapping with itself]