- So, guys!
As you guys know, I won the last challenge,
staying in the sauna the longest, so that means
I get to boss around Ronald for the whole day.
- This is gonna be a very scary day to be a part of.
- Ronald, are you ready?
- No, I am not ready!
I am very scared!
- Well, you gotta be ready because I'm bossing you around
and I say that you're ready.
- Fine! Fine! Yes, I am ready!
- Fine! - Okay so Ronald,
can you go, like, make me a smoothie or something?
I'm kinda hungry.
- Okay! Okay, I was expecting something much worse!
- It's the beginning of the day and I am hungry,
so I just want something to eat first.
- But it's a smoothie, so how are you gonna...?
- Well, drink!
- Okay, okay, I'll go make a smoothie!
Yes, I will!
I am not enjoying this, but it's better than massage-
(squeak) - Okay guys, welcome to
(applause) Ronald's Cooking Show,
Episode 12!
Today on the menu, we have a smoothie for Karina!
We are gonna be doing a strawberry and banana smoothie.
I know that she prefers an avocado smoothie,
but like, all the avocados, like, don't exist.
So we are going to be making an epic, even better smoothie!
So, there's the bananas! Okay, let's go!
Looks like they're green, so she's gonna have
a green smoothie instead. (sinister chord)
She's gonna think it's gonna be a nice avoca-
Ew, avocado smoothie, then she'll be like "NOOOOOOO!"
Okay! There's the ingredients, now we need strawberries.
Strawberries...
Where-where are the strawberries? I need strawberries!
(guitar music)
Where is the strawberries?
(guitar music)
Uh... Straw...
Where are they?! I need my strawberries!
Strawberries, strawberries, strawberries...
Okay... Like, I guess just a banana smoothie then.
Now, we need to find the strawberries.
Where, where? If I was a strawberry, where would I be?
Well, I dunno. I would be where my owner put me
because I cannot move. (rimshot)
So where would I put them?
Why would I put them in here?
Okay guys, so let's check in the freezer.
Oh, hello, strawberries! (fanfare)
Okay, let's take these strawberries...
There we go. This is enough? Yes, I think so.
Creating a smoothie's gonna be very amazing.
Okay guys, so welcome back to the ingredient table
we only have two ingredients, strawberries and bananas,
but that will have to do.
Okay, so we take our blender...
Okay guys, banana number one!
Okay, you sit nicely in there.
Banana number two!
Okay, I think that's all the bananas
we need, like, she's not gonna have
that much of a smoothie, is she?
And guys, we're also gonna add a tiny bit of strawberries!
If you guys didn't know, this is my favorite smoothie.
Okay, these strawberries smell really good,
so I'm gonna save them for later, for me to eat.
(rattling)
Okay, we have two strawberries left to save for later.
We'll tie these! (cartoon sound effect)
And quite a bit of almond milk.
Now I don't know how much I'm supposed to add.
(bottle clinks)
But I'll just add what I feel best.
(peppy trumpets)
Okay, I think, I think that's good.
I don't really know, I don't really
make smoothies on a daily basis.
Okay now, we put this back in the fridge.
Okay, it's coming together quite nicely so now,
we put it back in...
And now it's time for the turning ceremony!
(crickets)
(dramatic chord) (loud grinding)
(loud whirring)
Jeez!
(more loud whirring)
(whirring cuts out)
Okay, I think that's good enough.
Okay, now... How do we-
(machine whirring)
Yes. (snickers)
It just took off itself... (laughs)
It looks very strawberry in there.
I think I added a bit too many strawberries.
Now... (loud rattling)
Come off!
Guys, not to brag or anything,
but this smoothie looks amazing!
Karina is gonna be popping her eyes out
when she eats this thing because
it's just gonna taste so good!
But!
I might have to make myself one of these later on.
Okay, let's pour into the cup.
So how do you pour? I forgot.
Professional chef here.
Uh, this looks more like ice cream...
But it's gonna-ah-haaaah! Ah!
How do you pour?! It's gonna go off the sides!
(fanfare)
Oh no, that's all of it, I wanted some!
Nooo!
No no no no! Okay!
Okay, so now I need some paper towels.
Paper towel, paper towel...
Okay, I need... to clean this...
(Ronald whimpers)
Jeeze!
What's going on?!
Okay...
Okay guys, so the situation is now saved,
it looks a little dirty on the sides,
but Karina's gonna have to make do with what she has.
Now, let's deliver this to Karina.
- Ronald, are you ready?
I'm waiting for you!
- [Ronald] I'm waiting for you!
Okay, Karina! Like, here, here it is!
- Is it avocado?
- No!
- There's no straw, Ronald.
I want a straw, Ronald. Go get me a straw!
(sad horn) - Okay...
- Okay guys, so Karina wants a straw.
So let's just use the elevator
and take our sweet, sweet time.
You gonna come down, elevator? Hello!
(elevator beeps)
Okay, Karina, you now have your wanted straw.
- [Karina] Okay, perfect.
Now, sit down.
- What? - Sit down.
- Why?
- All right, I want you to hold my drink for me.
Whenever I say the word "drink",
you have to put it in front of me.
- What, so I drink it when you say the word "drink"?
- No, I drink it, you put it in front of me
so I can take a sip.
Drink, Ronald!
(music)
- This is complete torture!
This is not fair!
- Drink!
- Can I have a sip!
Why not? I made it, though!
- Ron, I want peace and quiet while I play my video games.
- Okay, just say "drink" now!
- Drink!
(drinking sounds)
Okay Ron, I'm done, take it away.
And now I'm ready for my foot massage.
(jarring chord) - Wait, what?!
- Yeah, I gotta have my foot massage.
- Can you, like, put on socks or some-
I don't wanna touch your dirty...
- They're not-- I haven't been doing anything all day!
They're nice and clean!
- Okay...
(retching)
Guys! This is pure torture!
(yelps)
- [Karina] (giggles) Ron, you're tickling me!
- Okay, but.. Okay, so...
Wiggle...
Wiggle wiggle!
- Interesting massaging techniques.
- Filled with regret.
Massage...
This is my massaging technique.
The cleanest part of the foot.
You like it?
- No!
Ron, right here! Right here!
- No, not right there!
- [Karina] Yeah, Ron! - Fine!
- [Karina] Don't tickle! You have to massage, like this.
You have to... Like, palms of your fingers, almost.
Ronald, what are you doing?!
- I'm doing my massage!
(squeals)
Your hands are sweaty!
(Ronald squeals)
- Like this, and then massage.
Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
(Ronald hyperventilates)
- Okay, Ronald, sort of, finished my foot massage?
Well, he just ran away.
And I think now I'm finished playing my video games
and I want to do Ronald's makeup.
Because I think that would be really fun
and I got to practice my skills and I'm not going
to be practicing on my own face
I got to practice on someone else.
So, hopefully Ronald will volunteer...
Well, he has to volunteer.
Mm-hm! He has to!
Ronald!
- [Ronald] What?
- Come downstairs!
- [Ronald] Why?
- 'Cause I have something for you to do!
(Ronald groans)
- Please, Karina, please...
Please...
(Karina giggles)
- Please what?
- Just make it something that's not torture!
- It's not torture! All you have to do is just sit there.
'Cause I'm going to be doing your makeup.
(music cuts out)
(Ronald yells)
- What, you... You have to sit right here!
Sit right here for a second
and I'm gonna go get my makeup
then I'm gonna do your makeup!
- Okay...
- Guys, I will get my revenge!
Just not today, but I am not gonna be nice,
I am gonna be cruel! I am gonna be amazing!
She is gonna regret having her do my makeup.
- Okay, Ron, I have all my supplies...
- No, you don't!
- All right. You get to have a little bit of say
on what's going to be on your face,
as there are lots of options...
- Options?
Where's the... makeup remover?
- [Karina] Oh, I didn't bring that.
- Oh.
Guys, help me. Send help.
- Okay... There we go...
There we go, I got all my stuff laid out-
- Hey, you don't have to lay it all out,
like, oh, these are all the devices I'm gonna use.
- All my torture devices...
(dramatic chord)
- All my torture devices...
(beep)
- All right, you have to sit a little closer.
Come on, Ronald.
So, my skin tone is not the same as yours,
so it might look a little funny on you.
But okay, let's see if this'll work...
[Karina] That is not your- - Ahhh, that's cold!
That was cold, that was cold!
I can see- - [Karina] It's not cold!
Okay, I'll just...
(Ronald whimpers)
- [Karina] (giggles) This is not the same color
as Ronald.
Okay, uh, this is gonna... Okay...
Stop wrinkling your face! Just relax!
Ronald, stop squinting your eye like that!
I have to get into all the corners and crevices--
(dramatic chord) (Ronald yelps)
- It's so cold!
- [Karina] Cold?
(Ronald squeals)
Relax, close your eye and relax. No, relaxing!
- I can't! (gasps and squeals)
- [Karina] Ronald, stop!
Okay, there we go. Your face is not the same color
as your neck, but it's gonna be fine.
- How do I look? I dunno.
- [Karina] You look pink! Why does it look
pink on you?!
- (sighs) I don't know.
- Now we got concealer, hopefully the concealer
will make it a little better, cause it looks like
you haven't slept in days.
So this will help you.
Have you been playing Fortnite at night, Ronald?
- No. (stock audience gasps)
- [Karina] Stop squinting your eyes.
- It tickles!
- [Karina] Now you have to close your eyes lightly
because I'm going to be going into the crevices
of your eye, and I need to get
every single crevice covered in this stuff.
(jazzy music)
- Help.
Please.
- [Karina] Okay. - I'm serious.
- [Karina] There we go!
- Okay guys, I'm shaking, how do I look?
- [Karina] Oh, you don't look good,
'cause you keep-- Just relax!
Close your eyes, relax.
There's like wrinkles, in your eyes.
All right, I'm gonna do your eyebrows.
I don't have, like, an eyebrow thing for you
because your eyebrows are a different color than mine,
so we're just gonna use this eyeshadow (giggles)
- Eyeshadow?!
- On your eyebrows. Okay, so...
Gonna put on a little bit.
(dramatic chord) Okay, that's not the color
of your eyebrows.
We're gonna have to...
This is now the new color of your eyebrows.
Can I pluck them?
Can I pluck your eyebrows?
(crickets)
- What does that mean?
- Like, take out hair from your eyebrow.
- No!
- Nice. Okay, you're doing a good job.
You're not wiggling your eyebrows so--
Ronald, stop.
Stop!
Okay. Suck your cheeks in like this.
Okay, I'm gonna do...
(Ronald murmurs)
- [Karina] Okay, now you can stop.
Okay, now, some blush...
- I don't like...
- [Karina] Smile.
(twinkling sound effect)
- The smile's not real.
- [Karina] I like putting a little on the nose,
you know, to make you look cute...
I'm just gonna do your highlight now...
- Karina, how many layers are you putting on this thing?
- [Karina] I gotta do your highlight, Ronald.
You gotta be glowing!
- Okay, I'm done with all the face stuff,
now we're gonna do the eyes.
Okay...
Rub your lips together.
We need more.
More sparkle!
There we go!
Wow! (giggles)
- I don't feel good.
(record needle scratch)
Okay, are we done?
- [Karina] That's, uh, gonna be $150.
(crickets)
- Okay guys, this is the final reveal,
this is Ronald's face...
(screaming and gasps)
All right, are you ready for a mirror
to see what you look like?
- Not really, but yes.
- All right...
(drumroll) There you go!
(fanfare)
Close your eye, close one eye so you can see...
- Whaaaat?! - [Karina] No, you have,
lightly close it, lightly.
- Whaaaat?!
Okay, I'm going to wash this...
(cartoon sound effect) - [Karina] Wait! No no no no!
No, you're not gonna take it off, Ron--
Ron, the boss says you're not allowed to take it off!
- Guys, I'm not gonna fall for this trap!
She practiced her skills, and now I'm going
to wash this off!
(cartoon sound effect) - [Karina] Ron, I'm your boss!
♪ I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world ♪
♪ I'm a classic, I'm fantastic ♪
Okay, how do you wash this off?
Okay...
(frantic music)
Please get off, get off, get off...
I look the same.
I look exactly the same.
(running water)
Okay...
I need more. I need more.
Is that just how my lips look?
Yeah, I guess.
Okay, now for the eyebrows.
(music)
- Ronald, could you pass the remote?
- Okay, fine.
- Can you press that button for me?
(dramatic chord)
- Karina!
- I'm the boss!
- Okay, fine!
- Also, that one.
- Which one?
- That one.
- This-- Karina, you're insane!
- And that one.
And that one... - Karina, stop!
You can do it yourself!
What is this?
- Okay guys, since this is my day, I gotta use Ronald
as much as possible so I'm just gonna go
see what he is doing right now.
Ronald, what are you doing?
- [Ronald] Nothing.
- [Karina] All right, so can you go downstairs
and get me some water?
Because I don't want to go all the way downstairs
to get water.
- But you came from downstairs!
You could have just got water yourself!
- Yeah, but I came up here and I forgot to get water
and I want to go to my room and just relax,
so can you go get me some water?
- Okay, fine!
- Guys, this is crazy!
Now I am striving to get my revenge!
Like it's just out of reach, but you will see!
She will be quaking like a piggy!
- Okay, Karina, I have your glass of water...
(dramatic chord) (Karina gasps)
- [Ronald] No, I'm so sorry!
- [Karina] You did that on purpose!
- No, I didn't! No, I didn't!
(sad piano music)
- I'm all wet now! - [Ronald] I'm sorry.
- [Karina] Ron, you got my pants wet!
- I'm sorry, I slipped!
(record needle scratch) - No, you did it on purpose!
You're like, uhhh!
- No, I didn't!
- Guys, you clearly saw that that was not an accident.
Ronald was just like, uhhh!
- That was clearly an accident, Karina!
I definitely accidentally spilled the water on you.
- Guys, that was not an accident,
and also, go to our Instagram and comment there!
What kind of revenge should I do on Ron?
Because this is not okay, Ronald, you can't just
spill water on me and then say that it was an "accident"!
- Karina, you don't need to do revenge
if you just relax, and call it off.
- Ronald...
There must be revenge!
All right guys, you hope you like this video. If you did,
smash that like button
and we'll see you all next time!
Goodbyeeeeeeee!
- Oh Ron, could you scratch my back?
My back is a little itchy.
- But we just... Fine!
There. - That's nice. Oh...
That's nice, Ronald.