all right here's how i'm going to do it tonight paul just right here like this
yeah casual but yet poised i see casual ready to go three-quarter to the camera i think this is
a good look here nice dear dave these by the way these are actual letters ladies and gentlemen from
actual uh viewers and you know who knows perhaps tonight we're reading one of your letters right
250 million people in this country we're reading four letters
it's like that powerball thing in it uh dear dave i just got a new puppy what should i name him
yours through television i like that uh vito richner you're through television now
vito richard i just got a new puppy what should i name him i guess once again it's
time to bring out spencer it's the late show intern who names animals spencer come on out
spencer we have a uh a letter here from vito richner the question is i just got a new puppy
what should i name him so any thoughts there spencer kathy taffy yeah that sounds like a
good name nice job spencer by by the way how are you enjoying your internship here spencer taffy
ladies and gentlemen the late show intern
paul how much do we pay the interns i believe they work for freed that seems about right
uh number two dear dave i was wondering if paul recommends any particular keyboards
this is a great question and this is for paul regarding the musical equipment
uh let me know if you could michael paul uh can you recommend a kid wants to know any particular
type of keyboard over there your electronic synthesizer thing keyboard actually i have a uh
i have a good story about that oh really yeah it was just about
it was 1952 i was at the nebraska state fair trying to win a prize for my girl
when a stranger in a spiffy suit tapped me on the shoulder he said he was a top
talent scout for the new york yankees next thing i knew i was on a bus heading
east to join the legendary bronx bombers then in game seven of the world series
the team needed a healthy right-hander they called upon me the rookie
it was the greatest moment of my life heck still is and that was how i became a true american hero
what was that pitch paul got like a split-fingered fastball or a slider or a knuckle curve what
what was that was that your high hard one what were you throwing there let me see what this wow
that was the girly girl yeah no no no no no and i noticed you played with your watch on not a lot
of players i did not i played with your watch on i greeted my girlfriend at the end with my watch out
so you went back into the clubhouse put on your face that's what happened here's paul now saying
hello to his girlfriend with his watch on ducked into the clubhouse quickly to put on that watch
there he is well she threw me i'll tell you i know all right so paul anyway uh the question
uh what kind of keyboard should this guy get yeah i use all different ones okay header number three
uh it looks like you hung a slider on that one paul you know what i'm saying looks like you hung
a slider i think we all know how painful that can be dear dave uh do people send you a lot of
free stuff your pal paul zouzon paul thousand milwaukee uh milwaukee wisconsin i'm telling
you that's the reason i'm in show business kids i love getting that free stuff come on
give it up send in the free stuff i tell you the other day the good people at the gillette you know
they get this brand new razor the mach 3. they were nice enough to send in a bunch of them mach
3 razors and they say it provides the closest cleanest shave ever so tonight to demonstrate
just how good they are those mach 3 razors here's late show carpenter harold larkin harold
that's a that's a nice look with a shirt there harold where are you from trinidad what are you
doing um okay whenever you're ready you're ready harold here we go sure the new mach3 oh yeah
it feels so smooth and gentle it feels like i'm not even shaving
i can't believe how well it handles precise contours in my face i have a feeling a new
era of shaving has just begun thank you gillette if you have a product you'd like
dave to mock and misrepresent on the late show send free samples to david letterman
here in the late show 1697 broadway new york new york 1001.99 thank you very much carol
you might want to put just a little styptic pencil on that just
just a little yeah just to help it just to help it clot just a little stypic pencil
it'd be all right it'll be all right just keep your head between your knees you'll be fine
letter number four dear dave can you program your vcr calum callum calum column
nan mahoney brisbane australia uh very funny uh callum kalem column of course uh
of course i can uh program uh you know the computer video tape thing uh
you know uh in fact i was able uh last weekend i videotaped i made a copy of that one time only
hbo special everybody was talking about you know paul yeah i was able to tape it here take a look
he's entertained audiences with his act for years and now it's finally time to retire it
this sunday you'll have one more chance to hear all of his classic lines before he's impeached
i did not have sexual relations with that woman bill clinton i'm lying to you for the last time