- Hey,
will you spend the rest of your life with me
or?
- Yeah,
I think so.
That'd be great.
- Cool.
- How come you're down here?
- Oh,
I was tying my shoe
and then I remembered I wanted to ask you that
so I asked you that.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
- Oh, also you drop your ring.
- Whoa!
cool.
Thanks,
I didn't even notice.
- Okay.
Well,
this is fun.
- Should we like celebrate
or something?
- What about like a big shower?
- Oh,
yeah
- And invite a bunch of people?
- Oh,
okay.
So like,
we take turns in the shower
or what?
- No,
there'll be no actual showering,
this would be more of a party.
- Okay, so why do you call it a shower?
- I guess cause I imagine maybe people
will be showering us with gifts.
- That does sound nice.
Hopefully it'd be stuff we want.
- Yeah,
is there a way to force people
to get us only stuff we like?
- Well, we can make a list.
- Oh, I'm listening.
- And we can be like,
You guys, you gotta get something from this list.
Nothing else.
Yeah
well, somehow that sounds a little shady,
but I'm into it.
- Great.
- You know what?
I just decided.
I also want a bigger party.
- Okay.
Is this also a shower?
- No, this one's a party.
- So no gifts?
- No, it has gifts.
- Okay,
I'm having trouble keeping these straight.
- And We'll wear all white.
Oh, risky.
Okay, how come?
Well, it's virginal.
- Okay.
That's not entirely accurate.
but I'm into it.
- Yeah.
And we're gonna have to do quite a bit of shopping
because I feel like I'm gonna want
to find the perfect dress.
- Okay.
Well,
maybe it's better if I don't see what you chose
until the day of the party.
- You just saying that
so you don't have to go shopping with me?
No, I'm saying I think you know,
that's, it's more romantic.
If I don't see.
- Yeah,
I guess that's cute.
Oh,
by the way,
at this bigger party,
I'd like all the men to wear ties
around their heads
when things really let loose.
- Yeah,
that doesn't make any sense.
- It's non negotiable.
I don't know what to tell you.
Okay.
Fair enough.
I think a fun activity might be you going
under my dress
and taking my garter off with your mouth.
Yeah,
I know
that would be a fun activity.
Sure.
- In front of all of our blood relatives.
- No, I don't want that at all.
- Yeah, it's fun.
- Fun for who?
- Everyone.
And I think it might be also fun for you
to slow dance with your mom.
- Okay.
Well, if we're just doing weird stuff,
I think you should slow dance with your dad.
- You know what,
I just decided.
I also want to squeeze in another party
before the big party.
- Another party?
that's that's like a lot of parties.
- Yeah,
I want this one to be just me
and my friends.
And a lot of things shaped like penises.
- Okay,
well then I guess I'll do one
with my friends too.
- Any genital shaped accessories for you guys?
- No genital shaped accessories,
but I think we'll pay a woman to take her clothes off
and the we'll all pretend like
that's not an uncomfortable situation to be in.
Oh, sweet.
Yeah.
I might lick whipped cream off a guy with a six pack.
- What?
- So should we do something to like make this official
or?
- Are you thinking badges,
matching tracksuits?
- No, I'm thinking like,
we tell the government about this conversation
and then we see if they could change your last name
to my last name.
- I'm good.
- It'll probably be a lot of paperwork for you.
- Yeah, I don't want that.
No,
I think you should definitely take my last name.
That way everybody knows that you're mine
- But, how do they know you're mine?
- Oh, there's no need for that.
- Oh, it's a double standard.
Oh, I get it.
Okay. Yeah. That's fine.
- Fantastic.
- Okay,
so we're gonna do this forever?
- Well, for the rest of our lives.
- Okay,
so if you die,
it's not like I have to hang out with your corpse.
I wouldn't do that,
no.
- Yeah, cause I might get weird looks.
- Oh,
what if one of us gets sick?
- Well, you thinkin' like flu or coma?
like either?
Well, it's a lot of gray area there.
But I'd probably stay for the flu
and maybe leave for the coma.
Okay,
but like what if I wake up from a coma in like 10 years
And then you started a family
and have kids
and stuff?
- Yeah.
Oh, you don't want that?
- No,
I like I would understand,
but I feel like we should just be black and white about it.
You know what,
You're right. Okay
- So like in sickness
and in health.
Yeah. Sounds good.
- For richer or poorer?
- Uh what?
Together forever?
- No, wait what was that last bit
you just glossed over something at the end
- it was together forever.
- It's just that
our financial situation
is gonna have serious implications
on the success.
- I just I love you so much.
- It might be the number one reason
for why couples break up
together,
forever.
- You know what,
I'm swept up in the moment.
Let's do this.
- Okay, good.
(sighs)
- So should we go take some pictures
in like an autumnal forest
or?
- Hey, Julie here.
Thanks for watching the video.
I hope you liked it.
That was a collab with Ryan George.
And we made another video on his channel,
which I think you're gonna like
if you've made it this far.
You're gonna like it.
It's the first couple ever to get divorced.
And while you're over there,
make sure you give him a subscribe
because he makes super funny videos
just like where he's talking to himself.
Anyway,go do that.
And then I will see you back here next week.