oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, It's Britney!
Doesn't she get cold wearing that?
Britney
How did you I needed coffee
Oh
You wanted one
Oh...uhm
look...Britney we are so excited to have you here today...you are gona rock these jingles
We're really excited you agreed to do this to do this
Well I need the money
I'm saving up to get a whole new body from when McDonald's starts their new breakfast all
day - Oh, they do that now honey
Really? - Yaaaas
Mmmmmmhmmmmm
Oh my
Well...ok...uhm...we're not doing a commercial for McDonalds though are we
No...that's not covered under our umbrella
Why don't we do pringles? Once you stop you can't pop.
The winner of the Voice season 12 did the Pringles add
Damn...uuhm...oh how about the ah Red Lobster spot
do you like Red Lobster Brit?
Red Lobster?
sure if it's a special occasion. - Perfect.
Now it's just the tag at the end
uh just the message that's written on that paper in front of you
Mmmhmm...what's it say?
Oh it goes something like this
{flute}
Monday through Fri-daay
kids eat free
hmmmmmm Red Lobster
Here's your track
(music starts)
Monday through Friday kids eat free
oooooh hmmmmm
Red Lobster
Oh my God
You are just everything, I mean I loved it but
we kinda need to hear the words ok?
ok
{music starts}
I oh I I I get ev ev ey
Ooooooohoooooo
{whispers} Red Lobster
I mean they could probably write kids eat free nya nya nya underneath
No I know the CEO hates subtitles
Britt you're doing so great
I know we only have 15 more minutes with you
That's coz that's when I get a caffeine crash
probably a sugar crash too
ya think
There's nothing anyone can do, it's just what happens
You know what we'e gonna switch it up and have you to the tag
for Swiffer Webjet ok
Oh cool I filmed my video for toxic on a Swiffer jet
Of course you did...ok it goes like this
{xylophone}
The floor is wet, on your mark get set
pick up the dirty with Swiffer Webjet
Oh that's hot...I like that
No it's just fun, it's fun not hot
Listen if she can make women feel sexy about cleaning, let her do it!
Don't have Superman come in and take
away his cape! {xylophone}
Ooooh Ooooh Oooooooh
wet
yeah yeah yeah
dirty
Ooops we didn't really get any of the words did we?
(music starts)
Pick up the dirty
yeah yeah
floor is so dirty
Ok let's try...
Oh, how about Boniva? - Osteoporosis..
I like it
I wana buy a Swiffer Jet
This is a fun one Britt uhm this one is called Boniva
Ooh, sounds French
It's for your bones
Oh
Ok so this one's real calm
it's just you
singing over someone talking about the side effects
I want a side effect...
like, Jonah Hill
Yeah ok I'm gona play the track
and you just give me some real sweet
{trumpet}
Bonivaaa
oooooohooooooooowoooow
Oh oh yeah
Bonanananononono I I no
(sign) I just didn't hear Boniva
at all
Let me try it again...
with a hair flip
Do it
Bone Bone Baby
Bone the no no no na no no I I no no
Did we get it?
We did not get it
But we did get
your next single!
(remix playing)
(dirty)
(bone bone)
Aaaah! oh yay! Ahh! (claping)
What about my commercial
(oh nonanono I)
Dammit this is catchy
(oooh ooooooh)
(dirty bad popstar)
Ducky of Awesome