[EERIE MUSIC]
[CLICK]
He awakens.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[LID CREAKS OPEN]
Very cool, Master.
Very scary.
Thank you.
[LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC]
"What We Do in the Shadows" is a unique way of looking
at vampires as a real subject.
Nadia, Laszlo, can you come downstairs for a second,
please?
You know, they're very interesting creatures
because they're monsters.
The problems with living with other vampires
are the vampires I have chosen to stay with.
[HISSING]
"What We Do in the Shadows," it
is a mockumentary about a group of very stupid
vampires living together.
I will kill you!
[SCREAMING]
It's more about how they deal with the modern day.
The only difference is they're vampires.
[WHIRRING]
Being in a house of vampires, it was very dangerous.
You can imagine the risk that we're constantly in.
There's a lot of looking at our necks.
[SLURPING]
[GAGGING]
I would like some of that colorful dust that sparkles.
Glitter?
I'm going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body,
like "Twilight."
Well, my character's like a warrior king, who
doesn't have a throne anymore.
They would call me Nandor the Relentless
because I just never relent.
[BEEPING]
He's very set in his ways.
He feels like the one that needs to have his hand held the most.
You cannot pay with that.
[CLATTERING]
I'm so sorry.
Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me.
No, the credit card's fine.
Stab this man.
Guillermo is my familiar.
Woo hoo!
A familiar's job is like, I'll do whatever you want, just
please, in the hope that you will
turn me into a vampire one day.
[GASPS] I'm ready.
[SIGHS]
He thinks in return I'll make him a vampire.
But I haven't yet.
Sorry, Guillermo.
We'll see what happens.
I got my cape caught in the door.
Well, yank it out.
Ah!
I play the character of Nadia.
You're late.
She's married to Laszlo.
She's always hungry for blood, and gets annoyed really easily.
[LAUGHS] Shut up, Laszlo.
They just want to feed all the time.
They're quite sort of promiscuous.
So they're a typical couple, I'd say.
I don't know about you, but I'm very much in the mood
for some sexual intercourse.
[LAUGHS]
Darling, I'm next for the public toilet.
Yes.
Colin, what are you doing in here?
This is my bedroom.
My name is Colin Robinson.
Hi, Deb.
I'm an energy vampire.
I literally feed off of your misery having to listen to me.
We either bore you with a long conversation--
Hey, Don.
--or-- Don?
--we enrage you.
[GRINDING]
Something terrible is coming!
[SCREAMING]
This is an option for audiences to experience
something that we've all wanted to know about vampires
and what they go through.
Being able to do that in a documentary way
that's also funny, I think the audiences will love that.
Ah!
That's werewolf piss.
Two werewolves.
[HOWLING]
It's brilliant.
It's the best show you're ever going to see.
Sorry.
It's just like the ultimate escapism.
You feel you're really living with the vampires.
[SCREAMING]
We just turn the cameras on and just-- we listen
to what the vampire says.
This is real.
It's real life.
Bud!
We just watch what happens.
It's a documentary.
[LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC]