(SINGING): Are you smarter than an egg layer?
NARRATOR: It's time once again for America's pluckiest new
game show, Are You Smarter than an Egg Layer?
And here's our host, Mr. Jeff Foxworthy.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Hey, good evening.
Thank you.
Yes, I am Jeff Foxworthy, and I would just like to say,
buack ba buack be buack.
And that is chicken for let's bring out our first
contestant.
She is an accountant from Pickle's Gap, North Dakota.
Let's hear it for Miriam Chaswick.
All right, how you doing?
You doing all right?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Woo!
JEFF FOXWORTHY: What's that again?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Woo!
JEFF FOXWORTHY: I take that as a yes.
You know you're a gameshow contestant when all you can
say is woo.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Woo!
JEFF FOXWORTHY: All right, now let's meet
the rest of the class.
There Megan.
MEGAN: Buack.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Let's hear it for Jennifer.
JENNIFER: Brr-awk.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Put your hands and wings together for Kyle.
KYLE: Bwok.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: And little Brittany.
BRITTANY: Cheep.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: And of course, Tandoori.
TANDOORI: Cluck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: All right, well, here are the subjects.
Great A eggs.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Grade A eggs.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Grade B eggs.
And finally, advanced AP eggs.
So Miriam, what subject will it be?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Well, you know, I think I'll try Grade A
eggs, Jeff.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Grade A eggs, all right.
Well, here is your question.
You have two eggs.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Two eggs.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: And you add one more egg.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: One more egg.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: How many eggs does that give you?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Oh, that's a tough one.
Oh, I don't know.
Is it George Washington?
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Now remember, Miriam, it is not a world
history question.
It is an egg question.
You have two eggs, you add one more egg, how many eggs do you
have all together?
[BEEPING]
JEFF FOXWORTHY: All right, well, the chickens have locked
in their answers, what is your answer, Miriam?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Oh, I have no idea really.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Would you like to ask a chicken?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Yeah, yeah, sure.
I'll ask Megan.
Megan, how much is two eggs plus one egg?
MEGAN: Buack, buack, buack.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: She says three eggs altogether.
Miriam, will you go with that answer?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Yeah, sure, you betcha.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: All right, that is correct.
Two eggs plus one egg is one, two, three eggs.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Woo.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: All right, good job there, Megan.
MEGAN: Buack.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: All right, next subject, Miriam.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Oh, I'll take Grade B eggs.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: All right, here is your question.
You have three eggs and you add three more eggs, how many
eggs do you have all together?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Hmm.
[BEEPING]
JEFF FOXWORTHY: The chickens are locked in.
How about you, Miriam?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Oh, I remember this one from
chemistry class.
I think it has something to do with hydrogen.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Not even close, Miriam.
Why don't you just ask a chicken?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Yep.
You betcha.
I'll ask Kyle.
Kyle, how much is three eggs plus three eggs?
KYLE: Bwok, bwok, bwok, bwok, bwok, bwok.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Kyle says six eggs.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Yeah, sure.
You betcha.
That's a one, six.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: And that is correct.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Woo.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Three eggs plus three eggs is one, two,
three, four, five, six.
Six eggs all together.
Smart answer there, Kyle.
KYLE: Bwok.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: What about me?
JEFF FOXWORTHY: I think without these chickens here,
you'd have some serious egg on your face, Miriam.
Now, here's your final question.
The subject is advanced AP eggs.
Have many eggs are in a dozen?
[BEEPING]
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Oh, a dozen?
How many eggs are in a dozen?
I think it's somewhere like kagillion.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Miriam, do yourself a favor
and just ask a chicken.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Oh, all right.
I'll ask Tandoori.
How many eggs are in a dozen, Tandoori?
TANDOORI: Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck,
cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: All right, Tandoori says there are 12
eggs in a dozen.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: I'll go with that.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: And that is correct.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Woo.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: A dozen is 12.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
eleven, twelve.
12 eggs.
Very smart, Tandoori.
TANDOORI: Ah, cluck.
As for you, Miriam, you are not smarter than an egg layer,
but you have won!
MIRIAM CHASWICK: Woohoo!
What'd I win?
JEFF FOXWORTHY: Miriam, you have won a million buacks.
MIRIAM CHASWICK: A million bucks?
I'm rich.
JEFF FOXWORTHY: No, no.
Miriam, no, no, no.
Not a million bucks, a million buacks.
Chickens, give her her prize.
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
MIRIAM CHASWICK: What kind of prize is this?
JEFF FOXWORTHY: All right, folks, until next time, this
is Jeff Foxworthy saying buack buack brr-ack.
(SINGING): Are you smarter than an egg layer?
MIRIAM CHASWICK: This show is for the birds.