Strap yourself in.
Nice to meet you Locky would you
like to get laid.
Oh s*** i'm gonna stuff this up so
bad.
Time to go back to hell.
Please like me.
No. I mean no thanks.
Our new bachelor is
not a man that frightens easily.
Hopefully tonight I'm going to meet
the girl I'm going to marry.
That's Locky from Survivor.
Oh, my God, Daddy.
I'm Steph.
I'm 26 years old.
Burritos are my fave.
Burritos are my favourite.
I think I like Steph.
Thinking about her so
maybe I'm thinking about burritos
because I had one for lunch.
I do competitive mixed
martial arts.
I've met incredible women.
But more just keep on coming.
I'm Irena. That dress is
amazing. I'm Juliette.
I'm Locky.
Nice to meet you.
I just got lost in your eyes like a
dork.
I don't know there was just something
about I was just like, wow.
Marlaina nice to meet you.
Who's this? This is Annie.
Well, looks like we found a winner.
I'm Areeba.
Hope you like bossy girls because I'm all that.
It's gonna be interesting.
That always means no.
My name is Zoe-Clare.
I am a loud, blunt
and fiery redhead.
Emergency dentist appointment.
Welcome to the bachelor mansion and
to your very first cocktail party.
What the f*** are you wearing?
Get it off, get
it off.
In a world wide
Bachelor first,
this is the triple threat
rose.
Guaranteed triple time
with The Bachelor.
Every time Nicole and I are
together.
There's a lot of energy.
Nicole, you wanna come with me for
two seconds.
A girl jumps into my arms.
That's gonna be a winner for me.
So, Nicole, you accept
this rose?
I was not expecting it.
I feel like there's a running theme
here, with people dressing
up and looking stupid
and Locky appreciating that.
We don't have much time.
We all know that.
If we're not holding back tonight can I
have a chat with you.
Yes sure. I'm determined to
not let anyone stand in my way.
I don't have a problem interrupting
anyone else. If I want to talk to
him, I'll go get him.
You can just tell.
This ain't gonna end well.
What are we doing, come have a chat.
I really think that he is relieved
to see me. So I'm just sitting there
now.
Not happening. Third wheeling at its
finest.
Oh my God.
Look at that.
Oh, my gosh that's so cringy.
Do you mind giving us like two
minutes to finish up. And then, I'll send Locky in to get you.
I know how.
Oh. Can I come back to you again.
And then we'll have a quick talk.
I'll go in. Awesome.
Thank you much.
Hi. What do you need to do?
Areeba she didn't acknowledge that I
was there, she didn't acknowledge
that we're having conversation or
acknowledge that I had to end the
conversation with him.
Yeah, she did actually.
You're a f***ing mole.
You should.
Would you rather be a basic bitch?
No, you don't wanna be a basic
bitch.
I definitely don't think that she's
a threat to me.
"Aruba" did not do the right thing.
"Aruba". ARUBA.
A**hole doesn't get my name right.
I don't want to go through this
experience being different because.
Because I've
god this sounds so stupid but the
colour of my goddamn hair!
That's not good.
F***ing what are you are you insane?
There are persecuted people all
around the world.
Just leave.
You've got to get out of here right
now.
I'm proud of being a ranger.
I will be a ranger until
the day I die.
No one's mentioned that.
I just want to say
what you did was really
not appropriate and it was
really not okay.
What are you talking about?
You know, interrupting me.
Not saying excuse me.
I say hello.
No, not introducing yourself.
Yeah. That was not appropriate.
But you also look like kind of like
a mole.
And that's great for you.
Cool, I don't care
I really don't care.
And neither does anyone else in this
whole entire group.
I really don't care I interrupted.
That's good sweetheart.
Good, sweetheart. Congratulations.
You're not even worth my time.
So get the f*** out of my face
now.
Evening, ladies, welcome to your
first rose ceremony.
I am never scared to get what
I want.
Areeba.
Juliette.
Nadine.
Paige. Ladies, I'm sorry,
but you didn't receive a rose.
You were voted out seconds into the
game.