Good afternoon, you two.
Can I quickly ask, who would win in a race?
I would!
Okay, wow. You both seem really competitive.
If you call kicking Alex's butt "competitive"...
Then yeah. I'm competitive.
Excuse me? Did you hit your head this morning?
Because we both know that I'd win fair and square. Unlike you Cheaty-McCheaty-Pants
Well, why don't we find out and put it to the test?
A test, How?
Well I've discovered a bunch of new stuff in the nether that we can race with.
The Nether? Why have I heard of that before?
Don't try to talk me out of it. I'm sure it's completely-
Nope, nope, nope,~
Never again, nah, nah. mmhm, mhm.
Nope. No, thanks. Thank you. Nope. Nope
I'm not going back in there.
Why's that? You scared you'll lose?
No! I'm just saying it's dangerous.
Mhm, like that's never stopped you before.
When you're done being chicken, we'll be waiting for you.
Chicken?! Who does she think she's calling chicken?!
No offense, Clucky.
No, no don't look at-
Clucky, I... I didn't you- you're beautiful.
There we go. You feel better?
That's good. Okay. I'm gonna go now!
Alright, Alex. You want to race? I'll give you a race!...
Alex, Steve...
Welcome to The Nether!
It's... it's.. beautiful...
Are those crying floaty things still here? Not that I'm scared or anything!-
Ah, you mean Ghasts? I don't see any so you should be fine!
Hey. Look down there, in the lava!
What are those things?
Those are Striders. They've developed a way to withstand the heat and walk on lava.
Awhh, they're so cute!
Sure are! Are you two ready to race?
You betcha! Well, as long as it's not on one of those ugly things.
I hate this.
Woah! They're a lot bigger up close than I thought.
Say, how do they know where to go?
With THIS!
...oooOOOOOOooo...
That looks gross. I mean-
...ooOooOooOoOOoooo..
All you have to do is point in the direction that you want to go and then-
Yeah, we get it. Okay, great, cool. Come on lets get this show on the road!
Okay, uh. On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
Oh, I forgot to say. Don't touch the Piglins!
I don't think they heard me.
Woah, these things are so fast!
I know, right?! Almost makes you forget we're only inches from burning to our deaths.
Yeah, it's great!!
Wait, how are you faster than me?
Cuz' I'm better than you! Haha, see you at the finish line.
"Better" than me?! HMMF. We'll see who's better after this.
Hey, no fair!
Awhh, boo-hoo. Did 'whittle Alex drop her stick?...
You pushed me!!
Huh? What's that?
Oh sorry, Alex. I can't hear you over the sound of me winning!
URGH...
Hi, Alex. You look stuck. Need a ride?
Hah. Look at those two. Like they even stand a chance of winning.
Whoa, where'd that shadow come from?
Nice... floaty... thing...
Oh no.
Almost... there...
Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived at our destination.
Yes, yes, yes!!
I knew it. I knew I'd win!
In your face!! Hah.
I am the best. I am queen of all I survey in The Nether.
Yeah, yeah. Be happy all you want. Stupid game anyway.
You wouldn't be saying that if you won though.
Hey, Piglin. High five!
-Alex, no!!
Not a fan of high fives, huh..