It's time for our segment Me Me Monday.
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>> It's the guitar,
they had to do that at the end.
Okay, here's the first one.
When I go to Target without my kids.
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Here's the next one.
When you explain something 17 times and they still don't get it.
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I don't know who gave my child a whistle, but I will find you and I will kill you.
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When it says 4 to 7 business days to ship and you hoped it was 4, but
it looks like it's gonna be 7.
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>> [LAUGH] Here's another one.
>> The ball was in his hand the whole time.
He never even threw it.
Frankly, Steven, I was shocked.
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>> [SOUND] [LAUGH] And here's one more.
When Mother Nature drinks three Red Bulls.
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> And, finally,
when you take a selfie to get a pic of the hottie behind you.
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