Your dance accessories, are the most important thing, every dancer looks at, to find out
how interesting you are.
What accessories you choose to use, when you dance, tells me more about you, than any personality
test ever will.
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Suede shoe brush.
You’re afraid of using this brush every time you break it out.
When you use a shoe brush, only two things can happen.
1: You successfully manage to brush your shoe, and all is good.
2: You accidentally stab yourself with the bristles on the shoe brush, and then proceed
to bleed all over the floor, our dance shoe and your entire dignity.
There’s a 50 / 50 % chance of either situation occurring.
May the odds be ever in your favour.
Anti - bacteria odour spray for shoes.
You’ve got incredibly sweaty feet and epicly stinky shoes.
When you take your shoes off after a heavy day of dancing, a cute fluffy bunny dies,
because they’ve caught whiff of your feet, and suffered carbon footoxide poisoning.
Hair Pins, bobby pins and hair ties.
Everyday you ask yourself, to pin or not to pin, that is the question.
You ask yourself whether having your hair down is worth the fact that you’re going
to be blind during every turn or slapping those in close proximity to you with your
ponytail.
You’ve watched more hair styling videos on youtube then you’ll ever care to admit.
And you know how to do every kind of hair braid, or bunthat there is.
Breath mint, gum, any type of thing that will make your breath smell way better.
You are a saint.
The Mother Teresa of smell.
The chosen one with good breath.
While some people are stinking up the troposphere with their halitosis, you on the other hand,
are making sure that humans stay civilized with fantastic smelling breath.
Praise be onto you, for handing out breath mints, to those in need.
Resistance flexibility bands.
Today is the day that you will become more flexible, or at least, that’s what you tell
yourself.
You’ve written down a flexibility routine of all the stretches that you’ll do and
when exactly that you’ll do them.
Which you’ll do for all of 2-3 days before you’re back on the couch by Thursday, watching
the next episode of world of dance.
Massage ball, lacrosse ball, or whatever ball you use to release the tension in your body.
The solution to all of life’s problems can be solved by rolling it out.
Any ache or pain that you may experience is a convenient excuse for you to break out your
ball and roll that bad boy out.
Google said it was true, so it like, must totally work right?
What’s next intermittent fasting?
Have neck pains?
Roll it out.
Your glutes or calves are tight?
Roll it out.
You’re salty that your dance rival made finals and you didn’t?
Roll it out.
Portable speakers.
You’re prepared to flex on any person, no matter where you go, because you’ll never
be caught in a situation, where you can’t bust a move.
How can anybody know how phenomenal of a dancer you are, if they can’t see you perfectly
time your body isolation, to the beat drop that you forced everybody to listen to.
Like bro, or girl, check me out as I perfectly kill it to this song that you never had a
choice in whether you wanted to hear or not.
Because you always want to see me dance.
Alcohol.
Ay ooo!
Some people are naturally creative.
Other people have perfect social skills.
You, on the other hand, have something better.
You know how to party.
The fact that this is a dance accessory, on this list, probably says more about me, than
it does about you.
Hair spray.
Your philosophy in life is that when you move, and something else on you moves, when it’s
not supposed to, then it’s nothing that a little bit of hair spray can’t fix.
Whether you have loose laces, straps, strings or hair.
You name it.
You will ocd hairspray that sucker down until it never moves again.
It’s going to be stuck like an animal between fight or flight.
KT tape otherwise known as kinesiology tape.
You know how the body works and that’s because you’ve broken yourself way too many times
to count, and you won’t listen to your doctor when they tell you to stop.
Because you can’t safety pin your muscles, or your ligaments in place, you’ve resorted
to using KT tape, in order to hold your broken body in place while you dance.
Imagine you’re humpty dumpty and after you fell off the wall and broke yourself into
a 1000 pieces, you used KT tape to frankenstein your body back together.
This wasn’t the solution you were looking for but hey when you’ve got 5 minutes to
go back out there and do your solo, ain’t nobody got time for rehabilitation.
Safety pins.
Why spend hundreds of dollars, getting all of your clothes and your costumes perfectly
fitted, when instead you can use lots of stabby stabbies.
When you want reassurance, that your clothes won’t fall off of you mid performance, like
a b-grade stripper, then safety pins are the answer to all of your clothing problems.
Guys on the other hand… we’ll just put on a tight shirt, and call it a day.
Tylenol, Advil, Ibuprofen.
Any kind of anti-inflammatory drug, or freezing cream, that you can use.
You’re a dancer who also moonlights as a part time doctor, pharmacist and drug dealer.
This is because no matter what ache, or pain that you might have, you have the right kind
of drug in your suspicious looking dance bag, to alleviate all the kinds of pain that any
dancer might go through.
When T-Pain was rapping about popping bottles with models, you took that as advice, to pop
pill bottles with your dance models.
Superglue.
If you actually have superglue in your dance bag, then you are the most veteran and hardcore
of dancers.
It mends and fixes cuts, skin tears, blisters, costume malfunctions.
Really, any sort of problem might have.
The only thing that it can’t fix are broken relationships with other dancers.
That’s when you use alcohol to solve the problem.
Only weak willed dancers will let an injury, or a costume tear hold them back.
Veterans on the other hand are artistic savages who will literally superglue themselves back
together, and get the F%!& back out there and dance.
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