-I mean, for comedy, New York is pretty good. -New York is--
I mean, it's good.
New York is great. What do you mean good?
Do you know how many comedy clubs...
I mean, it's like some of them clubs are so musty.
New york just smells like comedy.
It smells like ass.
Kevin:
and in case you didn't recognize my sweet voice,
here are the deleted scenes
from when Tiffany and I rolled together.
Check it out.
-She ready, hey.
-Tiffany: Selena... -I just got mine today.
-So Selena just got her She Ready team shirt
and I can't wait for her to put it on
because then the She Ready will be nice on her titties.
-Everybody say "She Ready." -She Ready.
Yeah.
-You strapped up? -I got a condom in my bra.
-Kevin: Okay, Tiffany, I'm talking about the skates.
-Oh, okay.
-Why you just rolling around with a condom
in your goddamn bra? -Look, you never know.
-All right. -Love could be in the air.
Your crew is kind of cute.
-Kevin:
-I got a one maximum discount Microdermabrasion
with twenty-four-karat gold mask facial.
Have you had gold on your face before?
-No, I have not. -I mean, that will--
that make you feel super rich and it's 60% off.
-Okay. -I only paid $22 for it.
-Instructor: We are the LA Roller Girls.
We can see that you guys can all roll a little bit,
we're gonna teach you how to look cool
while doing it.
-It's gonna be a little hard for me,
being that I'm already coming in
high on the totem pole.
-( laughter )
-We're gonna start with a little bit of skating
and we're gonna go through the cones
we have set up here.
We're gonna do it like a slalom.
So we're gonna be bending our knees
and we're gonna be shifting them side to side.
So this is learning how to manipulate your equipment.
-I know how to manipulate my equipment.
-Tiffany: Yes, you do.
-Woman: Say what?
-So arms out.
-Woo.
-Thanks, Crystal.
-Man: At a girl, Tif.
Yeah. -Woman: Slide, Roller Boy.
Oh, I got this ( indistinct )
-( laughter )
-Instructor: There we go, there we go. Point the knees.
Good. Keep them bent, keep them bent.
-Tiffany:
-Instructor:
-( upbeat music )
-Instructor: Great job.
-Woo! -I got another one here
for one laser eye treatment
for more than half off. -Why the (bleep)...
-Yeah, it's like 56% off, the laser eye treatment.
-Look, last I checked, my eyes are fine, Tiffany.
-Your eyes are fine? -Yes.
-I don't need anything... -Mine are pretty good too
but just... -So why do you got the coupon?
-Just in case. You never know
somebody might need a laser eye treatment.
It's gonna expire though in like two days.
-So we're hands and knees, one knee up.
Both hands on that knee
and we're gonna slowly put-- you running the class.
-I've fallen a lot in life. I know how to get back up.
-( upbeat music )
-Instructor: Perfect.
-Woman: Yeah, yeah. -Woman: All right, let's roll.
-Instructor: There you go.
-Woman: Oh.
-Tiffany:
You got it, Kev.
-Man: All day. -Woman: All fours.
-Tiffany: All right.
-Woman: Uh-huh. -Woman: Yeah.
( applause )
Woman: Yes. Good. Okay.
♪ Oh, shit ♪
♪ Who am I with? ♪
♪ I'm with this dirty girl right there ♪
I am not dirty.
Kevin: No, not like-- not like dirty.
I cleaned.
-You what? -I cleaned.
I hit where the sun don't shine.
No, don't--you ain't hit your hotspots.
-Yeah, bop, bop, bop. -Bop, bop, bop.
-Bop, bop, yeah. -Bop, bop, bop, bop.
-Bop, bop, yeah. Clean. You see my She Ready shirt?
-No don't--okay, that's enough. -She Ready.
-All right, that's enough. -It another She Ready Production, oh.
-What the (bleep)?
-She Ready.
-All right, that's enough.
-This one is called the whip.
Hold on to your partner,
really lean to the inside.
The person getting whipped,
be prepared to go flying.
She not doing it right.
Get as much speed as you can.
She not doing it right.
Okay. So--
Okay, All right, now whip. -Okay, and into that circle.
-Okay. All right. -Woo.
( cheers )
-Instructor: Look at you. -Thank you.
Thank you.
-Okay, go ahead Jenna. -All right. Good luck, Jenna.
-( upbeat music )
-Tiffany: She Ready.
Yeah.
-( applause ) -Tiffany:
-Instructor: Okay.
Okay, nice little bounce.
Got it. Oh, oh. That works.
-Tiffany: Okay. Okay.
-So that would maybe get you disqualified during session.
-Woman: Maybe. -Instructor: Maybe.
-Tiffany: Right. -Instructor: Yeah.
But he made it. Good job, Kevin.
-( applause ) -He got upright.
-That's how I skate.
Oh, oh, oh! Ah!
Showoffs,
I don't need this shit.
Get me my sneakers, I'm sick of these skates!
Give them to me! Help me!
-( upbeat music ) -Kevin: Ow.
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