Jess bought me this on tour.
I think she bought it for me. I'm a hundred percent sure. It's
Ashley Benson merch
it is. you kept on calling it "PPL"
We had an argument today. No we didn't!
And it's because she snucksy I didn't trick you into anything!
let me tell you something- you said to me l-
You said to me last night 'Oh just wait until you get up in the morning'
a.k.a., I'm gonna make you breakfast, coffee, anything you want. and I was gonna make breakfast-
We had a discussion about the fact that
I cook every single meal
*booing*
It's not twue. uh- Yes, it's twue
You're only saying it's not 'twue' in cute-voice cause you know it's true
It's not twue! Yes it is. and then you- listen
You cook 90% of all meals. You got up this morning,
half an hour later than I did -- fine. You twixied me
And then you said to me-I didn't trixie you Rosie-- and you said to me
'Ooh is the...coffee going?'
Roses so annoying right, I said to Rose I'm gonna wake up at 8 a.m. Right which I did and she went
okay, then she sneakily gets up at 7:00 and then she's like 'ugh
'I'm always up before you, you NEVER get up' and it's like..that's because you sneakily-
You've manipulated the truth a.k.a. LIED
You was cruel to me. Rosie-
And then you didn't notice my parting!
Oh my god
And then she got really upset because I didn't notice the fact that she parted her hair on the other side.
you stan it
You want someone who's difficult to be with.
There's a high maintenance madame and then there's someone who's just whiny
It's like such a gay thing as well to go for a madame. Is it?
Yeah. Someone who's like- Like 'Ugh there's so much drama, oh god I haven't got time for it'
yeah, yeah. 'I want there to be more'
Yeah, it's a gay thing. Some people grow out of it, and some people never will.
Some people will always be madames.
Does I weally look younger?
Your hair's really nice-and a nice color. Thank you. I really love compliments at the moment
because I'm very insecure
Are you? No, not really.
So we bought this squeegee of Amazon, it was like £10
No I spent half a day reading the reviews of every- Yeah and what did they say,
can you tell me about the reviews of the squegee
'This squeegee is fantastic, never again will-' Babe what have we become??
What have we become?!
Conscientious buyers
and then we went to bed and she opened the door and went 'Night squeegee!'
and I was looking at her like, I love you
Oh, oh my god. What? Oh my god. What?
Oh my god you've built this up so big, it's gonna be SUCH a big deal oh my god life changing
everyone put your shit down, Rosie has something to say
We're gonna go see the Spwice Girls next year!
Rose always has amazing birthdays cause life just gives them to her right-
Rosie, what happened on my 30th birthday?
Tell them the actual truth. That was the day before-- she cried on her 30th birthday
Rosie I was crying as I blew out my candles- Because we hated our neighbors. But anyway, let's just rewind
Before you hated the neighbors, I want to talk about your fantastic birthdays that life has given you.
"I'll get back to that" One birthday,
28 in Singapore and Tom Hanks came to my party
Tom Hanks was at the party. We were at a party and Tom Hanks was there.
No no it was my party, I've manipulated the truth just slightly
We were at a party, but it was my birthday so, DJ sang me happy birthday,
my birthday this year was so bad
We did something on your birthday, I know we did. Yeah, I had a breakdown.
No that was the day before
Everyone has a breakdown the day before your 30th. Wait let me find-
I was literally Joey from Friends when he cried about turning 30.
I mean, it's a cliche for sure, but..
My birthday's are all shit.
I try, I go to great lengths to make your birthdays really- Do you?
You've just REALLY annoyed me. You've just-
You get angry on purpose so I'll be your slave
Rosie, that is NOT true. Rosie, you're such a manipulator!
I don't get angry on purpose so that you come crawling
I love you so much. Do you really?
I like it when you get angry a lil' bit. I know
I'm like 'Oh no' and it gives me adrenaline
Like when you're on a roller coaster
You're gonna go down you think: fuck I shouldn't have done this.
The more I push her away the more she comes back
Cause she's that much of a cliche, Get off me. No.
Get off, I don't want to be with you Noo!
Rosie,
Literally, give me my personal space you're too codependent.
No! Noooo!
You'll be sorry when I learn to dwive and dwive away. and then I come straight back
But still, you'll be worried for half a second
Would you drive away? No, I wouldn't dwive anywhere without you
I'm a really good driver and I had a really good drive the other day apart from
I went off a junction without indicating-
What was your kill count? cause I remember I got complacent the day that I passed my test
I won't get complacent- and I put the music up real loud like a dick
And I honestly nearly crashed. My instructor was like don't get complacent
Don't do that thing that everyone does and just go off on your own. I was like, please.
I'm the most level-headed person in the world
* car noises *
Were you in like your mum's car?
...yes
Rosie...
Be with me foweva! I will!
Swear it! I did, on our wedding
You're takin me to see the Spwice girls
what are you doing my birthday next year? Is you taking me to Vegas so we can get married again
That mean we have to divorce first? *gasps* No
Doesn't look hopeful! AHHH
When we're at home and I do baby voice, Rose is like ugh
Yeah but I love it, you know that I love it. Unaffected, acts unaffected
And then when we're in the tour van, Dave responds and even Kirsty our merch seller- everyone responds
and then Rose loves it, so literally anytime I needed a wee or food or anything, I just screamed
And then they put me in the really back of the van and so I kept trying to get Dave's attention in the wing mirror
And I kept going-
She was upset because she was "lonely"
Cause I was at the back of the van,
trapped! No one could hear her!
And she just kept going "AHHHH"
The tour was so much fun, It was fun, should we do another one?
Im so glad it's over.
The English language is really stupid. People say things
But they- that isn't true, but it means something else but we all know what it means
Is it called being in a relationship? Someone might say, huh
You dodged a bullet there, but they didn't dodge a bullet
How come no, they didn't. 'How could I forget?' Well, it's like
You just did. What'd you mean?
You know if you say something like 'remember this' and someone goes 'Well how could I forget?'
It's like well, by forgetting.
I was thinking, what if an alien race translated what we were saying
Yeah, before we all dodged bullets, and was like, wow, it was a really crazy time back then and with the skin of their nose
like
Always hanging on to it
You know what it's like... to win the hand one in that hand is worth two in the bush or something
Sounds like something Alexis G. Zall would say Are they idioms?
Are they idiots? The LA Youtubers, yes
Are you okay?
I'm all ears
Can i ask you something, is it scary being you?
Rosie started telling me this story the other day and I
Can't remember if we've already told you because we've been doing this job for seven years but-
I swear we have! I need to hear this story again for those who haven't already heard it.
I'm worried. I've told them all and also, I'm upset that you forgot
Rosie- How could you forget? Rosie It's so funny. I cried.
We were walking the dog and I cried. Please tell them
Why? Cause you said it so casually and I was like...what? Tell them!
Basically I had a PE teacher that I didn't even fancy at all
Liar! I didn't, he was ugly! How on earth could you have got in this situation then
Because he- you know when you call your teacher 'mum', because it's just like habit. Yes
So I met him in the corridor. I was with a friend. How old were you? Like, 14/13
And we were having a chat and then he went to go and I went. Okay, bye
Out of habit
Babe....babe
And he just stood there! And then I was like
And sometimes I remember it suddenly
Can I just say, when was 12,13,14 it wasn't my habit to kiss people goodbye
I think that's actually really smooth like quite a grown-up, adult thing to do.
I would never be like 'oh bye'
I kiss everyone goodbye Right. It's very very European. I love it
But the thing is why would you think that your teacher, a MALE teacher-
We had a massive gap between us! He was like stood, like, there was a big gap
and i was like, okay,
What did he do?
He just stood there. And then I was like
Why can't we erase time, why can't we turn back time?
one day, I think-- What would you do? if you could just do one thing differently
Oh I wouldn't do one thing, I'd go back and redo all tiny little embarrassing things
so literally I was the smoothest person in the world.
But don't you think we HAVE to make mistakes, we're human -- to bring us to this point?
No I've made them and then I'll go change them.
No we have to evolve, we have to, we have to- like sometimes I see kids like like being
Dicks in the street and I cringe and I'm like, okay
you have to go through that cocky arrogant phase to then look back and think...ughh
Or they never look back. No, I-I don't believe that happens
Are you telling me there are people that are so arrogant, they don't cringe at themselves? I know loads of them
That kills me. It's like how dare you get to go through life being an arsehole and not reflect and think 'I was such dick'
I beat myself up every day for year seven when I met that year eleven-- I was eating in her lunch spot
and she went 'Can you move please? Who the hell you think you are' and I went
'Rose Dix, nice to meet you.' Was it 'pleased to meet you'?
Alright take my story and tell it better. I probably wouldn't have sent that text message to bliv.
Oh no but then you wouldn't've put it in the book. Ugh, you're right. It wouldn't have been such a lucrative event, You're right
So what would you do if it was one thing, and you can get in your little woney boney time machine, go back in time
And then you could change one thing that would affect right now.
I'd try and stop my daddy leaving.
But then we wouldn't have a YouTube channel.
If you could say one thing to your dad right now... hm
I wuv you
Fuck that got me good
I was abandoned.
*whispers* That's not funny
Have you ever had one nostril that runs for no reason? yeah!
I get- my eyes run for no reason. Do they? Is it because you're crying about your dad?
Now if you think about the English language, your nostril doesn't really run.
You're so smart. I wuv you! Aw, I wuv you, too
Please don't nip because I've asked you a million times not to and you just ignore me.
It's really funny isn't it
Does you still wuv after all these years? Of course I do, I wuvs you more!
I wuvs you more as well.
do you remember when we had a party in the kitchen last night and we put the- put music on and we were like
Rose said, 'who needs a club when you've got your kitchen?'
What was the song Rose it was- 'The tide is high but I'm holdin' on..
I have the most fun with you. I don't need- I don't need anything else
I have a lot of fun with you
We spent\d every day together I know It's fine
What're you gonna do when I drive away, seriously the day I drive away? Have a panic attack probably.
I don't doubt that you're a brilliant driver
GTA proved that to be true. What I worry about, is the fact that I'm not in control of your life anymore
Okay... Not that I've got issues but I get worried that I can't help you
If you.... I just don't like the idea of you being vulnerable, I guess
Can we watch 'Fly Away Home' together? No. yes
All right guys, that's it from us
Don't forget to watch our vlogging channel because we've got so much
content coming, to the point where we actually had to put it all in the diary, 'filming and editing' dates
So this Christmas is gonna be incredibly festive. Vlogmas is coming
We've got a finished house tour coming and yeah, I'm excited.
Rosie I don't think I wanna do YouTube anymore with you.
Aw doesn't says that!
Oh you're clinging?
You