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And my name is Very Small, Sweet, Lovely Paula.
Shh! Don't be too noisy. I'm very, very sweet!
We eat, sleep and pray and drink with the Americas.
For us, American city is the most important city in the world, baby!
And this is our top-ten things
about the land of the Americas.
Wow!
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And could I be more like Monica Rachel? No.
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America is overflowing with presidents!
Barack O'Hillary Clinton.
Barack O'Bernie Sanders.
If I was President, I would make it the law
that everyone has to be partying all afternoon, every day,
to only CeeLo Green.
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You're going to get a big tip.
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LA.
Spanish.
Yoww!
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Since the dawn of time,
American men and women
have always dressed the same.
Always one very big finger pointing up.
Always wearing white flare,
skimming over a beautiful kitten heels.
A lovely piece of G-string thong,
to be wearing inside of you and cutting you up.
Six minimum cowboy hats -
make sure the top one is white, like a bride.
GUNSHOT, SHE YELPS
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# Dee-dee-dee ki-ki-ki ki-ki-hee! #
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America has the best music in the whole world.
The Beatles, Rolling Stones, That Mitchell And Webb Look.
And you know what? Spice Girls.
It's time for sweet number f...
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American food is the most healthy food in the world.
And we have cooked up some of the most traditional dishes
to show you now.
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Burp.
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We couldn't do a list of our top-ten American things
without putting America on it, dummy.
It's number three.
The most American film of all time...
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Action.
you're making my pussy big, Bond.
Blazing Saddles is number two.
Flights into...
Disneyland.
For us, Disneyland is the most magical,
amazing place of a lifetime.
It's very giggly-giggly,
very, very sparkle,
and, also, don't forget,
you're going to feel like a baby every time you even see it.
So, that was our top ten from one to 100.
If you want to see more of us, call our phone number below.
But, now, we're all out of time.
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# You want it all, whoa-oh
# A never-ending casting call
# All of your world's a stage I'm just a play... #