A lot of people think this part is a joke I mean who are not in the Youtube community
All jokes aside this will be the biggest event in the history of the internet.
Jake: Press Conference June 16th, biggest internet event in history,
KSI, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Deji.
I'm feeling good, it is about to go down.
Team Paul in the building, come on, baby!
Logan: Just business baby, just business today,
you go in, you go in, you go roast and toast these boys,
Andy: and look good doing it.
Logan: And look god d**m good doing it!
*yelling*: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!
Jake: Logan, what are you doing bro? LOGAN: I'm looking good, what about you?
*yelling*:OOOHHHHH!!!!
Jake: Que the music!
*yelling*AHHHHHH!!!!
I feel gooood!
I think we're ready to get down and have some fun today.
You look sharp.
Damn right we do. It's gonna be a slaughterfest.
Logan: It's a big deal, thank you all for coming. Let's get a Team Paul chant on 3 and go F*** up these clowns!
Logan: 1,2,3
All: TEAM PAUL!
*clap* Wooo
okay guys *clap* so the morning went well
obviously the squad is hype, everyones energy is super high
this is essentially the beginning of what will make history
anyways, I'm sure you guys saw the climax of the press conference
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Lil bitch boy lost his cool and tried to attack me
but we will get in to that
first thing's first
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the energy coming from the Logang at the press conference was tangible, you could feel it
your guys support was amazing.
speaking of that... the next press conference at the fight
I wanna see you guys there
both are in London (manchester actually lol)... actually oh my god lot of information
tickets go on sale for the fight this friday 10am pst (6pm in uk)
the link for that is in the description
ksivlogan.com trust me guys you wanna get your tickets before the arena is sold out
I think its gonna sell out in probably under a day, so you gotta act fast
again, get your tickets for the fight link in description
and also there's a lot of infomation
Team Paul shirts, team Paul is strong
are on sale Loganpaul.com/shop or link in description
and we just dropped this brand new purple and white maverick hoodie along with 5 new t-shirts
all lit obviously, you guys know it's the hottest, softest merch in the game
and needless to say, the maverick, the paul boys, we showed up at this press conference
*song*
as if this could not get any more exciting
err so little brother Jake went first and Jesus Christ this man ripped into Deji
Jake: Deji- Uk's biggest mistake
Deji: *chanting* F*** Jake paul
Jake: *joins in* F*** Jake Paul
Logan: and then, i think everyone's favourite part... Jake saw Deji's shoes
just cuz these dudes they show up looking like s***, literally just dressed like bums
same with KSI, over all both of their brands are just like Walmart brands
for example this is how they prepared in the morning
KSI: campion bekfust (like that one meme)
bekfust, bekfust
and then this is how Team Paul prepared in the morning
*yelling*
look in general they just suck, but the Walmart chant was born
Jake: Walllllllllmarrrrt
*crowd screaming*
i like that one, i like that one there hahaha
Wallllllmarrrrrttt
oh s***
okay anyways
time for the big dog
anyways I walk right up on stage and I am not playing games, I get right in JJ's face
im like "yo you ready for this? you ready for this bitch?
then i go hype up the crowd a lil bit
"HEY LA WHAT'S GUD?"
"LA WHAT'S GUD?"
"WHO'S READY FOR THE BIGGEST INTERNET EVENT IN HISTORY?"
You know your how boy gotta do it, it's a show baby
So right away i decide to gage the waters a lil bit
I look JJ right in his eyes, I wanna see where his head's at
because every confrontation we 've had up to this point he did not look me in the eyes
and this times he's actually looking at me so I'm like okay, lil bitch boy grew some balls today that's good
and then this is where it gets wierd, so uh the morning of the fight JJ posted a picture on his instagram
DICK OUT
like straight up DICK OUT
it's just dick bro, its only dick
why would you post that picture
in grey tights
you got a lil dick, why are you giving me ammunition right before the conference
so uh obviously i capitalise on it
"LOOKS LIKE YOU GREW A LITTLE DICK TODAY, BUT ITS A LITTLE ONE!!"
"YO! AND IM VEGAN SO I RECONGNIZE A BABY CARROT WHEN I SEE ONE!!!"
look man, you wanna show your dick fine, but at least come packing heat like me, idiot
Spencer : that looks like a tumour
Logan: no, that's not a tumour
that's my dick
so again this is just what I mean, like overall these dudes are just Walmart brand
everything they do, it doesn't make sense, its weird, it sucks
Jake: Walllllmarrrrtttt
Logan: Walllllmaarrrrtt
meanwhile Jake and i, looking like fricking studs, our brand is Gucci and theirs is just straight gooch
and for those of you who don't know the gooch is the area between the weiner and the err rectum
Spencer: oh thanks, I, I didn't know
well now you know
so i think JJ and Deji obviously being related are equally as dumb
like mentally, they just function slower than Jake and I do
cuz I'm not gonna lie its hard to do, but they manage to pull it off
the only thing they kept saying the whole time was "F*** the Paul's"
KSI: F*** the Pauls
Deji: F*** the Pauls
*clap* *clap* *clap* creative
good job guys, so good
so my favourite moment is, and Jake and i did not rehearse this
they started saying it and the brother instinct just connected and Jake and I were like "yeah bro F*** the Pauls
Logan and Jake: yeah f*** the Paul's x 100000
if there is just honestly one good thing that came out of this is that Jake and i connected like brothers like we haven't in a while
we haven't been able to do something like this is forever
so yeah, it's definitely going to be fun to beat up these punks together on August 25th
then JJ started talking, honestly i didn't mind it, the more he talked the dumber he looked
I CANT WAIT TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR STUPID SMUG FACE!
WHeN yOU fEEL
When you feeeeel
like bro, you're not a super villain , you're not a dragon ball z character, do us all a favour and shut the F*** up
then the conference took a weird turn
for some reason everyone brought props, they brought props, we brought props
and then it turned into a 5th grade show and tell
he brought like his little toy story stuffed animals that he sleeps with at night
and then he also brought the youtube for dummies book that he bought
and I got a mat with his face on it and started stomping on it
and then we threw away some of our KSI toilet paper, with his face printed on it
that by the way everyone in our house still uses to this day
and then you guys know i gotta do it, i gotta make a bandana joke
honest question- How many of those do you have?
besides the one i found in the back
which also smells like ass
its just cuz I wanna like.... like why does he always wear it like what's good, what's underneath the bandana?
what is so sacred?
and so special about that black bandana
that he always has it on
and then.... and then it happened bro
for everyone who thinks this is like a joke- it's like fake beef, it's not
I'm gonna beat the shit outta the kid, i really don't like him
this is where it got real, this was the magical moment of the press conference
and it actually goes hand in hand with that, that disgusting smelling bandana
so JJ's in the middle of mocking my apology video
obviously for everything that happened in January
and I'm not gonna lie... it was pretty creative
i had to respect it, it was funny but right away i got in his face
and i let the man talk for a lil bit cause like i said i was like damn like homie's getting me good right here
what can i expect, it's the one joke everyone makes
its the one thing evryone talks about and rightfully so
but anyways, he starts talking, he says a couple lines and then eventually I'm just like alright
ah f*** this
i take my hand, i tear the wig off
and low and behold, in front of me, right in front of me, is the magical bandana
all of this is happening in a split second
I'm like oh s*** , i want that
this is my moment, i could do the would a favour and discover what's underneath that bandana
I don't even think KSI knows what's underneath it
it could be my puppy that i lost in the 7th grade
it could be the bridge to Terabithia
the fountain of youth, who knows?
I am so close to this thing, i have one shot, and so i go to grab his bandana
I got a grip on this motherf***er
and i go to tear it off, I kid you not
in that moment, it all made sense to me
why he never takes it off
the answer is quite simply...
...because he can't
i swear to gosh, that thing, is glued to his f***ng head
I'm not just saying this
I gripped it like full hand
and i go to pull up, and it does not budge, not an inch
next thing you know, I'm fully, I'm fully extended
and that thing is stuck on his head
so many thoughts are going through my brain right, it looks like i just like pushed his head
when really all I was trying to do was get his bandana off
I then I'm like, secondly I feel bad for JJ cuz some sort of superglue accident must have gone wrong
and he actually cant take the bandana off
and i'm just assuming it's superglue
it could be stapled to his head, it could be taped
err it could have been pinned in his hair
the point is
that thing was just stuck, so I push him and then i just start laughing, I'm like *indescribable noise*
and then madness broke out
hahahaha
lil bitch boy threw a temper tantrum
he got so mad, he got sooo mad
who gets that mad over a bandana?
if you watch the video play by play, I'm standing here like, what is this kid trying, what does he think he's about to do
let's be honest JJ, you ain't gonna do s***
you're weak, you're unathletic
the way you charge me in general is just embarrassing
he just looked like an angry squirrel running at me
just like in the boxing match, it's gonna be the same thing
he gonna like try and do his thing and be all athletic and I'm just gonna play with him, toy with him and just f*** him up
I'm standing there and he does manage, he hits my glasses off
my head, but watch slowly, bounces in the air, but your boy catches um
I'm just a straight up ninja bro
okay, I'm too quick for this s***
and then his whole squad comes on
chaos breaks out, blah blah blah
his trainer tries to slap my brother in the face
and Vidal by the way, quick message bro- he's their trainer
maybe if you weren't focused on training a bunch of dweebs
and you spent your time boxing , like you should be, that slap would have landed
so i think you should hit the gym and get rid of that beer belly
and for now yeah i guess just stick to protecting your bitches
so everything wraps up, and JJ later in the week, releases a video from his perspective
and he sounds like such a such a little boy
like straight up just sounded so soft
he was whining about it
don't f***ing touch me bro, don't f***ing touch me
that's what i mean, i ain't doing anything, why's he touching me bro
*in a British accent* that's what i mean, i ain't doing anything, why's he touching me
that's what i mean, i ain't doing anything, why's he touching me bro
just like seeing this, like after the fight
your probably going to be saying the same thing after the fight
*British accent* I didn't do anything, why's he knocked me out
like, just shut up bro, you're dealing with a dog now
step up and be a man about it
anyways that was fun
that's one of two press conferences that's going down
tickets are going to be on sale like i said, 10am friday (6pm UK time)
that arena is going to sell out quick guys , I'm telling you
so get your tickets while you can, link for that is in the description
and also, obviously new maverick merch, check it out Loganpaul.com/shop or link in description
it's the hottest softest merch in the game, as well as the team Paul shirts
just a lotta information, lotta fun, lotta excitement
around this fight, lotta hype, i've been training me ass off
homie does not know what he signed up for
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and with that said, that is the "vlog"
so i love you guys, and i will see you soon
take it easy fam, peace