This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: "Huge success!"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must, because we can
For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done. And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart, and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now, these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned! Think of all the things we learned!
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat chance!
Anyway this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking when there's science to do!
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run. There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Hey Hollensfamily, thank you so much for watching our Portal video
It was awesome having my lovely wife as the robot
Evynne and I and Devin have been working on this literally for I think 3 years... robot? - Yeah
So if you guys like this video, we have much more of a cinematic
Awesome slow motion video that you saw some parts of in this video over on Devin's channel
So make sure to click somewhere around here and go check that out. It is amazing
Devin is an incredible cinematographer and if you don't know of his channel I would beg you
To subscribe. The guy is ridiculously talented Anyway I hope you guys like this very much
An enormous thanks to my patrons for allowing this to happen so I could fly over to Utah
And shoot this with Devin
If you like the song, you can pick it up on Loudr and iTunes and stream it
On all those good things All those links will be down below
Thank you guys so much for watching And my wife is actually not a robot
She's an amazing voice teacher and singer and you should check out her channel as well
The links for that will be down below and on her face so go check it out
Thanks guys, much love, bye!
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