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- Good morning. This is Mike.
- Hi, Mike.
My sisters have chosen your grounds.
And we would love to check on some permits
and check on some regulations
to see if we can perform our ritual on your grounds.
- Okay. What does the ritual encompass?
- There's about 12 of us.
We'll be in a formation,
holding hands for several hours.
We'll be doing spells.
- But we'll be gathering some herbs from the property
and trapping some small animals.
- You wouldn't be able to disturb
any of the flora or any of the critters that are there.
- Oh, but we can bring our own dead animals.
- If you're gonna grill them,
you can utilize the grill, then sure.
- We will not be grilling anything,
but we will maybe be gathering a large amount of bugs
and eating them.
- You wouldn't be able to gather the bugs
'cause again, that's--'cause they're protected and all.
- What if these bugs fly into our mouths during the ritual,
and we end up eating them that way?
- If they just happen to fly into your mouth,
I--I really couldn't...
- Couldn't what?
- I guess we couldn't fault you for that.
- Well, no, I guess you couldn't fault me for that
because that's something that nature is doing.
- Mm-hmm. Yes.
- Are you available for the ritual?
- No, ma'am, I would not be available unfortunately.
- I can sense some negative energy on your end, Mike.
Are you in need of cleansing?
It'll cost you about $5,000.
- I don't have $5,000.
If I did, I wouldn't be working here.
- You just need to take off your shirt
and bathe in squirrel's blood.
- No, actually, I think I'm good in that area.
But thank you. - Mike, do you feel that?
- Can't say that I do.
We are sending you our energy,
and is it reverberating with you, your soul?
- No, but my phone just vibrated.
I think I got a message.
- Read it to us. Read it to us.
- It just says I won some tickets.
- Tickets to what?
- To a baseball game.
- Don't you go to that baseball game, Mike.
It'll be the end of you.
[chants] Lord of the sky,
wink of an eye, have Mike take his shirt off
and die!
[whispers] We'll bring you back to life.
- So back to the reservation.
- What's your policy on ATVs?
- On ATVs?
They're not allowed in the parks.
[chants] Waters of the seas,
flight of the bees,
let Mike allow us to drive ATVs.
So can we bring them? - No.
- All right. Well, then, [bleep] this.
We're not gonna do it. We're not coming.
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male announcer: Tonight on "Little Inbound,"
a man answers our ad for a free aquarium.
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- The aquarium?
- Yes.
- Can I speak with a person?
- Zero.
- Ten.
- This is stupid.
- Uh-oh. I made a booboo.
Let me speak to someone.
- Not relevant.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- What is this?
- No.
- Only kind of.
- Fish?
- Fish tank.
- No, I cannot. That's it.
- Nope.
- No.
- All right. Good-bye.
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