Kreischer: Let's find out what makes this horse a stud.
Horse: If you want to go big, you got to have balls.
And I got balls.
Growing up, there was always that one crazy friend,
I was always just a little bit nuttier.
I started doing crazy stunts at a young age.
I discovered I had a very sensitive part of my body
that I could sure take a pounding.
My wife is my biggest supporter,
but she is terrified that I get injured.
I want to be the best in the world at something
that nobody else can do.
"The Go-Big Show" is an opportunity for me
to push those limits even further.
For most acts, everything goes perfectly,
they're not getting hurt.
For my act, if it goes right, I'm getting hurt.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause, horns honking ]
Everybody watching, please do not try this at home.
I hope you enjoy this more than I will.
Yeah, I'm really trying to figure this out.
I feel like it's a strong man thing.
It's like a weird boy band situation.
What is happening?
Come on, guys.
T-Pain: Oh, oh, oh!
Jeans off?
I was unprepared.
With the shoe still on, though.
That wasn't the thing?
Getting your jeans on and shoes on? No.
Okay.
Man's greatest fear.
You ready?
Everybody make some noise. Okay.
All: Three, two, one...
[ Cheers and applause ]
-No, no. -Whoa!
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh! Oh, my God. Holy [bleep].
Rosario: Oh!
That was [bleep] up. Okay...
I was...not expecting that.
Kreischer: T-Pain get back here! Get back here. It gets better!
-No, it doesn't. -It gets better.
Oh!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
No, no, no, lay it down.
That's not how we use the battle ropes.
♪♪
[ Audience groans ]
Yeah, baby!
♪♪
How is this a thing?
♪♪
No!
Brother.
Kreischer: This is hard to watch.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare. -Dude, please.
-No! -Come on, man.
-No, no. -No!
No!
[ Audience groans ]
Holy God!
Whoo!
I'm good. Let's do this!
Whoo! -Yeah!
♪♪
And a back flip. And a back flip.
[ Cheering ]
Rosario: Oh, good God.
You got marks on your legs.
The pogo stick is what's injured his legs.
So deep, he went into my legs.
-Oh, my God. -I'm flabbergasted.
It was crazy. -I mean, you literally came
to "The Go-Big Show" and went as big as possible.
-Are you wearing a cup? -Cups are for cheaters, man.
-So there's nothing in there. -There's nothing there.
You want to come up and try it out?
Get to know know the guy. Give him a...
There it is. -No!
Just a gentle fondle.
What is happening right now?
This is not...
You can tell I'm not -- [ Groans ]
I can confirm this man is not cheating.
That was full on balls.
And a little bit of the horse. [ Laughs ]