For some reason David is excited. I love the boots, I love the boots. Thank you.
What's your name? My name is Christian
Chri-Christian? Yes, please. What do you do as a day job?
I work in a centre of London as a waiter. Anywhere we know any nice restaurants?
No. Oh
I wanna be eh become a superstar to around the world to...
sell albums, make records, to have fans
Yes. Good luck. Thank you
I like Christian.
Come on!
Spy on me baby, use the satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot me right. Aim gonna like the way you fight
Come on girls!
Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're a sexbomb
You can't give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb, sexbomb
You're my sexbomb. And baby you can turn me on
Make me explode although you know
The route to go to sex me slow
And yes I must react the claim of those
Who say that you are not all that
Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along, sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on. Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're my sexbomb.
You can give it to me when I need to come along
NO!
No!
Yes!
What!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
We've called it! Oh yeah! OH YEAHH!
The golden buzzer
Look at Simon's face, look at Simon's face.
What the bloody hell did you do that for? Because Christian is going to win Britain's Got Talent!
Yes! Yes!
Not been rude Christian, but the act was falling
Listen, we have to press the buzzer
when we really believe in
Something and it's up to each individual judge
to have a passion for somebody and if you're David's passion then well done, to you
You've future for live shows. Congratulations!
i promise i'm going to work very hard
Thank you, I love you.
Well done! Thank you. Well done!
My name is Dustin's Dojo and I'm a trained black belt and I learned to be a black belt at Roger Baker's
Taekwondo in pizza, Pensacola, Florida
This is my friend Terry and I am his sensei
When I'm moved here from Pensacola,
I didn't have very many friends and Terry did not have very many friends either
I saw his mom Harriet at the parlor and she said that she had a son named Terry and we instantly became
friends. What we do is very hard and not anyone can do it. You make a living teaching karate
My job is a Karate expert. I make karate videos and teach other people how to fight off attackers
My first dream is to be a karate expert and to teach everyone in the whole world how to fight off attackers and then my
Other dream is to star in karate movies
Okay, well, um
You're snorting down there?
Yes, is the greatest thing I've ever seen. why are you always turning around? You never know where there's gonna be an attacker
So you always have to be on guard
Are you worried that you're gonna get attacked here? Yeah, in Hollywood there's many attackers
This guys are good
I - I love them
Are you gonna do a demonstration?
Yeah, today we're gonna do three different things.
First, I'm gonna break wood and Terry's gonna hold it
And then
And then we're going to break the world record for most full extension punches thrown at 60 seconds
and then finally
I'm gonna throw a Karate combo and when I least expect it
Terry's gonna throw salt to my eyes and I'm gonna fight through the pain
What is wrong with you!?
This is fantastic, you don't get it? As you can see I handled that pretty well
Thank you for watching this demonstration
of Dustin's Dojo
Miss opinion the audience
Press the gold, press the gold
I - I'll tell you something. That is the most I have laughed. Me too
I don't think that's funny, I don't think this is funny one bit.
Oh come on!
I'm only eh
Saying this for the benefit of my fellow judges who hit the X, these two guys are comedians
They're in the tradition of the Three Stooges. Yes, what they've done here is lampooned
to the tea
Everything that goes on in a martial arts studio. Where is Terry going sir?
Terry was looking for an attacker
That's what I mean. I love to laugh. I get that. It's meant to be comedy I get that
It's meant to be funny. To me it wasn't funny, to me it was annoying, actually you remind me...
Whoa! Whoa! I don't get it.
You remind me of one of these boys that one of my sons brings home
Yes, like a play date, you know, the kind that I don't want to invite back to the house
if
Dustin, if you are lucky enough to move forward, do you have plans for the next round
Yes, we have very many other skills and abilities and if we go through to the next round, all of your dreams will come true
Let's vote.
Dustin, I think what you do is amazingly funny. I love you. And I'm giving you a yes
I loved it as well and and I'm giving you a big enthusiastic yes
And you girls wouldn't say no... that is not my sense of humor at all, for me is a big NO
Mel I beg you I beg you. No I mean
I just I didn't get it and I didn't find it funny and I like to laugh and that wasn't funny to me
So it's a no, I am sorry, but that means that you didn't get through. Howard.
Where are you going?
Take a deep breath, sit down
Howard, could you not... No, you know, I got the golden buzzer here
Whoa!
I like it, I like this guys
Is that funny? Then, what is funny?
This is what everyone need to be aware. Howard is only allow to hit the golden buzzer once per season and he have used it
Hello, hello, hi, what's your name, please? My name's Lorraine Bowen. Great
Um do you have a normal job Lorraine? I do teach the piano to 12 students. But obviously you're singing for us
Are you singing one of your own songs? Yes, it's called the crumble song. The crumble? Yeah crumble. Yeah as in
Sunday afternoon pudding. Yeah
And Lorraine can ask you a question? Who you are here with? I'm here with this sweet casio organ. It's just eh... Okay. Good luck
Great! Let's go.
Whoa!
Everybody's good at cooking something
And I'm good at cooking crumble
In fact, I've got one in the oven. Would you like some?
A bit of custard, a bit of cream
It'll remind you of your best dream
Anything you want with it, anything you like
And If you don't tell me soon
I'll be off on my bike, I'll be off on my bike, off on my bike, off on my bike, off on my bike
Everybody's good at cooking something, and I'm good at cooking crumble
In fact, I've got one in the oven would you like some, but would you like some?
I'd like some
Hey, let's just get this party really going now. My finger wings or either
I'll tell you- lets do a mashup. Uh I got my DJ headphones
You get it. Flashin' lights come on. Flashin' lights
A one, two, three, four!
Everybody's good at cooking something and I'm good at cooking crumble
Everybody's good at something and I'm good at cooking crumble
I'm good at cooking crumble
I'm good at cooking... crumble!!
Yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah! Yes!
This is for the people, Simon.
All I'm gonna say is... It doesn't matter what these...
Yes
People talking, Simon. Listen to them.
You've done it again. Yeah.
Bye!
What is your problem?
She was very entertaining, that is a catchy song. So you're through to the live semi-finals
Oh my God!
You please for me. No, go sit now. You're jealous cause you think I found the winner.