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Ah good day everyone, and welcome to today's video where I am going to be finally trying some girl products!
Which, um, surprisingly I really haven't tried any of these.
Um, I also got my nails done today fina-freaking-ly since I've been on set I haven't been able to paint my nails.
Um, but I did like triangles.
There we go! They're gorgeonious!
I'm obsessed with the triangle look so I think this might be a new trend for me.
Uh anyways, yes. I'm going to be trying girl products.
I've always been so curious about some of these things.
And specifically, like tampons and pads like, I'm so curious.
I don't think I really like, inspected them.
So, this is gonna be a boy, inspecting a pad.
Ooh. Oh my god it's a lot smaller than I thought it was going to be!
They show you like this picture and it looks big.
Um, okay.
So, lets see.
Alright, we have a nice little, pouch.
Oh, it has a little strand. A little. This is so awkward.
A little
Oh! Okay.
Okay, so this must stick to your panties,
And then you pee in here, right? It's a diaper? That's what it's for?
Yeah. Sure.
My question is, what do you guys do with these? Do you flush them? Or, like, you just put them in the trash all nasty?
I don't know.
Do you save it for later, put it in your purse?
Alright, well I'm just gonna put this away. Um, moving on to something else.
Uh, we'll come to tampons later because I feel like those are way more interesting than pads.
Okay. Lets see. We have Baby Skin Cheek Flush.
So, I think you just put it on your cheeks to make you look like you're rosy.
Rosie O' Donn- Oh! Wow! Okay.
Oh my god it smells so good.
Maybe don't eat it? It doesn't taste bad.
But I'm just going to try just putting it here. Is this what I'm supposed to do?
Oh my gosh! I think I put too much on!
Uh oh!
Rosie O'Donnell up in here!
Okay, so that's interesting.
It feels really soft going on the cheek.
So I like it, I see why it's baby skin because that feels..
Ooh.
Oh my gosh!
Maybe you just like rub it in and it makes your skin soft.
Perhaps, I don't know.
Okay, moving on to clear, cleaning, clear, oil-absorbing sheets.
So, I've seen many people use these for if they have oily skin.
They're just like, to block- woah. They feel weird! Okay so they're like this blue.
Interesting. So I think you just like squish it on your face.
And it takes the oil out.
And you're good to go- oh my gosh!
Oil Gina!
Do you see that? Wow!
I didn't realize how oily I was. I need to use these for like filming. The lights are getting hot!
Good. Done with that. Moving on!
We have some fake eyelashes girls. Now I have worn these before if you guys saw my many drag attempts.
So uh, yeah. I don't know. I just want to try putting them on myself and see if they would work.
Which eye am I putting it on?
Gorgeous. Yes. Wonderful.
Ok.
Do I look.. sexy?
I hate them.
I hate them. I hate them! I hate them! Take them off!
Ugh.
Okay.
Whenever I wear those, which I have, which I said, they always make me feel really tired and like my eyes are so heavy and I'm like ugh.
I don't want to wear them.
Uh but, instead of having fake eyelashes, we're just going to make my current eyelashes super plump with a uh, Revlon Eyelash Curler.
Um, these things actually terrify me.
I don't know what I'm doing! Is this what you're supposed to do?
Alright, I think they're in? Okay, yeah. Oh, I feel it.
Oh!
Okay, ah.
Oh it's scary.
I don't know if it worked!
How do you guys do this? This is like freaking putting a machine up to your face and clamping it shut!
I don't know.
Okay.
What else do we have?
Oh no!
This is I think an 'As Seen On TV' product which is the tweez- Tweezer Man.
Oh. I've seen a few Youtubers do this.
I don't know if it was Shane or who it was but, basically, it's like a spring that you clamp, and then pull, and it takes hairs out.
Okay, so this is what scissors are for.
Oh! It comes with tweezers too! Isn't that kind of like.. the replacement of tweezers?
Oh I'm nervous.
Okay, we're going to go in for it.
I'm coming out close. I'm showing you guys my uni.
Is it there? Oh, good. The light is totally getting rid of it.
Okay, I feel it.. I think.
Oh, nope! I didn't get it! Okay.
It's not working!
Alright, I'm just going to try it with my arm hair.
What?
How the freak do you get this thing to work!?
It's tr- a piece of trash!
Oh my god I'm about to freaking throw this thing out the window.
This is trash! It doesn't even work!
Dang it!
Okay. So this is why I've included the tweezers for moments like this when you realize the product doesn't work. And do I have any hairs?
Oh! I got one!
Can you see it? Do you see the hair?
Oh, my freaking camera doesn't even want to focus! You know what? I can see it! That's all that matters.
Okay. What else do we have?
Okay! Up next is a wax strip Veet.
Damn! These are Thick Em's!
I just want a little pad!
Okay, this is dangerous. This is real dangerous.
I'm just gonna do like a piece of hair from here.
Okay I'm cutting this up into strips because I'm not even risking it.
Here we go, we have a nice, little stripple.
Which I'm gonna put- Oh gosh, this is gonna really hurt.
Okay just go for it, just go for it, okay.
One, two, three.
Ow!
Okay, it hurts more after than during,
Oh my god! It's burning, it's burning, it's burning, it's burning!
Look at the hair, look at the hair!
In case you don't believe me!
Oh my god, that is sick!
I honestly didn't even think it was gonna hurt but it really did.
Okay.
Okay. I need to move on to something else, uh.. how about ripping for my face?
I got some Bioré strips uh, which you put on your nose-
Oh my god, it has to dry for about 10 to 15 minutes!
Okay.
We'll put this on, and then we'll keep moving on.
Should've put this on first.
Okay.
Gonna take off the plastic, and I'm gonna place it on my nose.
Okay.
Mmm! It smells good!
I maybe put it a little too low on my nose, because it's like hanging off a little bit.
That's okay.
"Like a magnet, instantly locking onto lifting out deep down dirt, oil and blackheads so you get the deepest clean."
"It may be disgusting, but also is oddly satisfying."
"In just 10 minutes, it cleans weeks-worth of dirt buildup."
Cool.
Last, but certainly damn not least, is Tampax po- Pocket Pearl!
Oh my god! You can just put this in your pocket!
And you're- you're all good!
Oh my god! They look like little popsicles!
Like, when I was a kid!
The caramel pops.
Like, "Oh which flavor am I gonna get today? Ooh, fruit punch! Yum!"
Actually, doesn't taste bad.
Okay, so it comes in this cute packaging.
Interesting.
It's Like a Fruit Roll-Up!
Alright, you take this packaging off..
Wow!
Oh my!
Look at it!
It kind of looks like a little sperm which is kind of funny.
Put this up your vajayjay and you'll get pregnant!
That's kind of funny that they shaped it this way.
Was that intentional?
That goes to you, makers of tampons. And girls, do you realize when you put this in there, it looks like a sperm?
Because it does.
Oh my god. I don- I honestly don't even know.
Do you, pull it off?
Oh my god! It's so tough!
Oh my gosh! Okay, so it locks into place, and now- oh!
Oh! It came out!
Okay.
So I think th- Oh my god, it looks like a claw.
This is terrifying. If I was a girl, and I got my period, I'd be so scared of these things.
Okay. So I think that this just-
It goes inside, and the little string, hangs out?
Oh my god this-
Being a girl is tough!
You have, stuff that you have to do in there.
Like, putting this thing. If I had to do this, and I had to put this in my butt every single, month.
I don't know.
Oh my god! It's coming apart!
Oh my god!
Look at that!
It's a Manta Ray!
It's a- It's a fish!
It's like, It's got its little tail, and it's just swimming.
Damn, there's something fishy, references.
It's got a little bit of blue, I don't know what that's for.
Maybe a little soap comes out, I don't know.
Okay.
This has been quite an interesting video.
Uh..
Being a girl is.. interesting.
You have a lot of..
A lot of fun things you can play with, don't you?
Well, last but not least, I'm gonna take this little Bioré pad off.
I don't think it has been 10 minutes so it's probably not gonna work that great but we're gonna see if anything has happened.
Okay.
Oh, surprisingly-
Yeah. Literally nothing happened.
Alright, well, I'll try that another time, perhaps in a future vlog.
But anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
There are a lot more other girl products I can try.
So if you want to see me try more, give this video a thumbs-up and if it hits 80,000 likes, then I will post the next 'Trying Girl Products'.
Uh.
Until then, good day and bye!
(gasp) Miranda?!
No. It's not me!
Who is it then? - Miranda! - You're dreaming! This is a dreaaam.
What are you doing at our house? - I'm not!
- You can't be here, we're-we're together now.
No you're not! - Yes we...
Soooooo...maybe don't open a zoo cage in your house?
Lizzy, this is not funny!
Why are you laughing?
Oh my god! I opened...a zoocage