I think what we should— we should look at each other,
but with the knowledge that the camera is there.
-Okay.
Sort of like acting.
Yeah, that's what I...
I'm thrown by the phrase “raise his hat.”
-Tip. -Tip.
-Real. -That’s what they mean.
-I think it’s real. -I think it’s real too.
That’s true.
Real!
No, it’s real. It’s real.
If he does not, he will not receive many invitations.
Afterwards, he is not invited to ornament the wall
and wait for supper.
-I totally believe that. -I think that's true.
-Real. -I think fake.
I think they've gone ornament the wall and it's too—
You guys don’t think so?
-I don’t think it’s real. -You think it’s a fake rule?
Fake. Fake rule.
-I think it’s fake. -Oh, I think it’s real.
Real.
Haha, yeah!
I love winning.
in order to determine if it is of high enough quality
and begin the processions of the formal dinner.
-I don't believe that. -Fake.
The man of the house is supposed to?
-The man and woman. -Along with the women.
I don't remember ever...
-Anybody wanna vote?
Fake, fake.
-Fake. -Fake.
-Fake. -Yeah!
Good job, you guys. Way to pay attention in etiquette class.
There is likely more.
-Fake. -Fake.
Real.
You are not supposed to like the food.
I’m real.
Real? What is your vote?
Don't take the last piece.
-I’m from the Midwest, so -I say don’t take.
that’s just the Midwest probably.
-Two yeses, three nos. -I think it’s real.
-You think it’s real? -You do?
Okay, let’s see.
It's real.
-Ah, abundance!
Love that.
Dancing a breakdown,
making unusual noise,
dressing in a peculiar style,
swaggering, sweeping the arms about, etcetera,
are simply the characteristics of a buffoon.
-Facts. -That’s real.
-Real. -Seems real.
Fake.
Real!
Have you been acting up in the ballroom?
I've been dancing a breakdown.
Morgan was doing the worm in the ballroom!
such as a handkerchief or a glove.
-I think that’s real. -That’s so hot.
A tale as old as time.
-Fake. -I wish it were real.
I hope it’s real.
Even though...
when would she be in his house?
Yeah, fake.
-That’s true. -Fake.
She might visit with a chaperone.
-It’s fake! -Oh, you're right.
-Fake! -You're right.
-Good call. That was a good reasoning. -No hussies in the Gilded Age.
Place them quietly under the edge of your plate.
-We never discussed, but that could be real -Real.
because there's probably a lot of stuff in the food.
-Sorry, there probably was. -It was a gross time.
Yeah, it was.
It was a gross time.
-It’s real. -Wow.
Wow, that’s real.
If we get a season three I’m doing that at every meal.
Never make a display is sort of a good
-general rule, yeah. -Yeah, exactly.
allowing easy access to one's right-hand pant pocket.
I believe it.
-What’s in the pant— -Is that where you keep your derringer?
Like, why do you need to get in there?
Okay, guys, weigh in.
-I think it’s real. -It sounds dirty.
-Fake. -Fake.
Fake!
even if outdoors, in order to show respect
to whomever he is greeting.
Maybe.
You do want to remove your gloves when...
It's my job to get this right or wrong.
-Yeah, ‘cause you’re the man. -We’re all looking at you.
-I think it's real. -I think it's fake.
-Fake. -It’s fake!
If Christine says it's fake, it's fake.
It’s fake.
-Yep. You cannot go wrong. -Good job, Christine.
as it may be taken as a backhanded insult or pity.
True.
-What do you think, Marian? -I feel like that’s pretty pointed.
Should you bring people shoes, Marian?
I mean, I think that’s a fake etiquette law.
But inspired by me.
Yeah, it’s fake. Yeah, yeah, yeah.