♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ I see stuff going by ♪
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ I got a bug in my eye ♪
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ Looks like clear skies ahead ♪
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ Please stop touching my head ♪
♪ Let's all sing the road song ♪
♪ I wanna sing it all day long ♪
♪ Let's all sing the road song ♪
♪ Let's all sing the road along ♪
Um, anybody know any other good road tunes?
Hi.
[hoof beats]
She's beautiful.
[hoof beats]
Wow...
What a magnificent sea horse.
I will tame her! Who knows what we can accomplish!
Because of her mysterious behavior,
I have decided to name her Mystery.
Hm, now that I think about it, she's also very graceful and majestic.
Perhaps I should name her Grace or Majesty.
Or Debbie.
She must have spotted my floral bookmark.
She's coming this way.
That's it, girl.
Don't be afraid.
I'm just a talking sponge is all.
[music playing]
[giggling]
Yeehaw! Yeehaw!
[laughing]
You're under arrest.
You'll never catch me!
[laughing]
Hey, that's not fair.
Cowboys couldn't afford cannons.
They couldn't afford station wagons either.
Nice paneling.
Alright Pinhead, your time is up.
Who you calling Pinhead?
I wanna be Dirty Dan.
What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
I'm dirty.
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.
Ow!
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. Ow!
I'm Dirty Dan.
[screaming]
Screaming will get you no--
Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?
Uh, I am.
[screaming]
Patrick!
Hot wings...
You're the new sheriff.
What happened to the old sheriff?
UH, he's at Boot Hill.
And why is he at Boot Hill?
Because Old Dead Tree Hill was totally full.
He's a coming! Dead Eye is a coming!
- Dead Eye? - Dead Eye!
Who's Dead Eye?
I'll tell you who Dead Eye is!
But I shall do it through song.
Maestro, if you please.
♪ Oh, Bikini Gulch was a purty place ♪
♪ With sweet water and blue sky ♪
♪ 'Til one day a beast Come a ridin' from the east ♪
♪ By the name of ol' Dead Eye ♪
♪ That dirty, no-good Dead Eye ♪
♪ Oh, he's robbed this town He's pulled my pants down ♪
♪ He made all the purty girls cry ♪
♪ That no-good goon wants my saloon ♪
♪ And the I-O-U's due tomorrow noon ♪
♪ If we don't get some help Here real soon ♪
♪ We'll lose everything we own To Dead Eye ♪
♪ We'd stop him If we weren't to scared to try ♪
♪ And if you think that's funny Let me tell ya sonny ♪
♪ You won't be laughing when you see ♪
[gasping]
His...
[gasping]
Big...
[gasping]
Red...
[gasping]
♪ Dead Eye ♪
[gasping]
That's me!
Dead Eye Plankton.