Dude, this was such a great idea! Thanks for hosting.
Of course.
You still miss New York?
Ahhh I think I've adjusted well.
Good! Well I mean your guys's pizza here sucks but—
Oh... (Nervous laughter)
Yeah um.
Thanks for bringing the pizza. It's really good
No worries.
[Earthquake rumble]
Oh no! Everyone, it's the big one!
Oh no (Sarcastic)
Greg?
All right everyone just uh— remain calm!
Didn't you feel that?
Wha— you guys drunk?!
Greg, calm down. It was just an earthquake. We get those all the time.
Yeah, according to the app it was like a 2.3 on the Richter Scale. That's literally nothing—
A 2.3?!? Okay alright uh. Greg, I need you to calm down—
2.3 my ass! -Woah, yo what are you doing?
I was right. There's a clear pattern here.
Uhh... I'm sorry—what are we talking about?
Historically speaking a 2.3 earthquake is a precursor to something much larger,
something more devastating,
like a 3.4!
A 3.4? C'mon.
I'm sorry guys. Um Greg's from the East Coast so...
Now's not the time to lose focus!!
STOP THAT! Stop drinking that! We might need it!
Alright everyone—alright we have to seriously consider rationing here.
This pail is now dubbed the communal water source. Do not piss in it!
Dude, I am not drinking out of that.
You poured beer in that.
Does anyone have the hotline? What hotline?
The hotline to FEMA!! HELLO?!
They have a West Coast presence right?
Okay! We have a real stand-up comedian here and his name is Greg.
Sir you are blowing this for me right now okay.
I've been working on Britney all night.
Yeah, um you're not looking so good so maybe you should outside.
We got some chicken noodle and some more chicken noodle. I mean
it's pretty balanced as far as macronutrients are concerned.
What do you want me to do with this?
Distribute them. DUH!
Okay Greg you need to calm down.
Ladies and gentlemen if I may have your attention please. Your vigilance
it's much appreciated. Living on the East Coast all my life I
never anticipated the full scope of your natural disasters here.
Okay Greg stop—
Humanity will overcome. You know? Humanity will always overcome adversity.
Goddamn it. Snap out of it!
We get earthquakes all the time okay? It's not a big deal. You'll get used to it
but you going all "Last of Us" on them is not helping.
Okay. Okay.
Right. I'm sorry.
I'm—I'm sorry everyone.
Kind of went a little overboard huh?
And from now on when things happen we...
[Together] Stay calm.
[Phone alert] Oh.
Apparently there's a cold front sweeping in.
It's gonna snow in L.A.
Okay, everyone.... remain calm!!
[Everyone screams]
Does anybody have the hotline?!
I found salt!!
Humanity will overcome!!
I found the chains! How do I put on chains!
huh
Okay...
Scene one. Take one. Mark.
SOS
did you see Phil is here? Oh my God I'm such a big fan.
I can't I can't you wait to eat the whole thing
um New York more like old York. You guys have pizza— good pizza here. Phil grab some pizza!
-Oh yeah -No it-it's
cool. I'm so full -He loves it!
huh it was a really big piece I'm sorry. I wasn't expecting the pepperoni.
no I want your hands.
Stop that! Stop drinking that!
We might need this.
In my mouth please actually.
Sorry—
It's gonna snow in L.A
Everyone it's the big one!
That's perfect that's perfect.
Oh you're gonna have to go lower than that.
I um... I kind of went a little overboard.
Sorry you have to see that. Pranked! There's cameras everywhere too.
You guys are so dumb.
Ladies and gentlemen if I may have your attention
um I don't know.
God damn snap out of it!
Listen earthquakes happen all—
God damn it snap the out of it!
Do that again.
Snow in L.A?!
It is just a sketch Taylor! Don't worry, it's not real.
Although that is how people in Los Angeles would react to snow or even rain really.
Yeah even if it's 50 degrees outside.
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