This is it, boys!
From the seaweed with two leaves on it.
Ten thousand paces east.
But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has...
Which way, cap'n?
Ensign Patrick, which way is east?
Uh, let's see...
That way, cap'n!
9,997... 9,998... 9,999...
10,000!
Where's the "X"? Supposed to be right here!
Ten thousand paces east.
Ooh! East?
I thought you said "weast"!
Weast? What kind of compass are you reading lad?
This one, sir.
That's west, Patrick.
You're fired again.
9,551...
9,552...
Mr. Krabs, we're tired.
And hungry.
Oh, so this is my crew.
You get a little tired, and a wee-bit hungry,
and you want to shove off for home.
Arrgh! That sickens me.
A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass,
or by the size of his booty.
A pirate is judged by the loyalty of his crew.
And without a loyal crew... what am I captain of?
Just a bunch of sand!
Don't cry, Captain Krabs.
Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew.
You'll stay with me then?
[both] We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!
I knew I could count on you boys.
One for all!
[SpongeBob and Patrick] And all for one!
I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground
while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.
I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.
But we've only been out for a few hours.
I know.
I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure.
Let's go see if the captain will go now!
[both] Captain Krabs?
- He's not here. - Look! The treasure map!
Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.
Yeah...
- Patrick, what are you doing? - Nothing.
Patrick, you're not supposed to look at the map.
I'm not looking, I'm touching.
There's no rule against that, is there?
No, I guess there isn't.
Oops, Patrick, it opened by itself!
[giggling]
- The map! - The map, the map!
I gotta see it, I gotta look at it and see with my eyes what--
- SpongeBob? - Yeah?
Did you notice something familiar about this map?
You mean like...
that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?
Do you think this is a problem?
- Mr. Krabs! - Sneaking peeks at me treasure map?
- We're sorry! - That's mutiny on my ship!
So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?
Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all!
I think that.
I'm going to throw you overboard for saying that!
Look! It's the "X".
"X" marks the spot!
Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map!
Well, what are you waiting for, lads? Dig!
Dig!
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
We got it, Captain Krabs.
Ha-ha! Hand it up to me, lads!
Heave!
We finally found it.
The Dutchman's Treasure!
[together] Wow!
What are you going to do with your share, Patrick?
I don't know. How are you going to spend your share, SpongeBob?
What shares?
You're not getting any of my treasure!
We found it together, so we deserve a share!
Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!
What about loyalty?
All for one.
And one for all.
All for one.
And one for all.
All for one.
I'm the Flying Dutchman.
[snoring]
Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman?
Keep it down will ya? I'm trying to get some sleep.
All for one.
One for all.
Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?!
They did!
Arrgh!
So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?!
Uh-huh!
Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did.
So here's a reward for the two of ya's.
Wow!
[chorus] Two gold doubloons!
Wait! I'm captain of this crew! Where's my reward?
Hm...
I guess you're right.
A little something for your trouble.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest!
[chorus] Plastic!
Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest.
[laughing]
Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're looking all sweaty again.