Ain’t you never seen a Christmas tree before?
Christmas who?
What! I can’t believe ya'll haven’t heard about... Christmas.
Tell me more about this... Christmas.
And so Sandy wove a magical tale of gumdrops and penny-whistles.
But best of all… Santa Claus.
And everyone pretends to like the fruitcake.
Yawn.
But the best part is you can write a letter to this guy
and tell him what and when he comes, he brings it to you.
Dear, Santa...
What do I want for Christmas, you may ask?
All I want is for you to visit the gentle folk here in Bikini Bottom.
That is my wish.
Patrick, I designed this mechanism
specifically to shoot bottles to the surface.
Fire in the hole!
Santa!
And what did you wish for, little girl?
Front teeth.
I need a new hairstyle.
Well, that’s the last letter.
Wait! Squidward hasn’t written his letter yet.
Squidward, hurry!
I’m not writing a letter to a figment of your imagination!
I don’t believe in Santa Claus!
Come on Squidward, don’t be a party-pooper!
♪ Oh, Santa’s coming tonight, tonight Santa’s coming tonight ♪
♪ Santa’s coming tonight, tonight Santa’s coming tonight ♪
Santa’s coming tonight, tonight...
Santa’s coming tonight...
Hey! Where’s Santa?
Uh, he should be here any minute.
Hey guys! Where’s your Christmas spirit?
He’s just running late.
Wait! Oh, I see a great Christmas photo-op.
Aww!
Our first Christmas!
This is a stupid holiday!
[sobbing]
I still want you to have this.
What? What’s this?
I made it for you so you wouldn’t feel left out when…
Santa came.
[sobbing]
- Oh gee, you know I... - You’re welcome.
It's probably a jellyfish net or an old Krabby Patty.
Or his favorite underpants.
Present, ha!
What?
It's even got my name on it.
What’s this?
[music playing]
I feel like a…
[donkey braying]
Big jerk! What have I done to poor SpongeBob?
Uh, hey SpongeBob, uh…
I better get this stuff off of Squid’s place.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ah! Santa!
Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom.
I didn’t bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob.
You did.
I did?
Do you have a present for me, Santa?
- Uh, well. - He made my Christmas wish come true.
He won’t let you down.
Uh, right. Just a second.
There’s got to be something around here. Think, think, think!
Ah, perfect! Here you go little girl.
Ho, ho, ho!
[clearing throat]
Think fast, Santa.
A bowl of mashed potatoes for you.
Thank you, Santa! This is just what I wanted…
A new hairstyle.
Thank you, Santa!
What was I thinking?
I gave away all of my stuff just so SpongeBob wouldn’t be sad.
[door knocking]
You might as well take the door.
Eh? What’s this?
Dear Squidward, thanks for all your help.
You’ve been a real good boy this year.
Warm regards, Santa Claus.
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Yep, I’m insane.
[playing music]
Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!