And we'll drink chum-nog
and sing around the chum-chum tree
and there'll be colorful chum lights all over town.
Yes. That'd be good. Heh heh.
Sounds like there's only one scoop left.
Ooh, that one's for you!
Let me hide it. I want to hide it!
[groaning]
Okay now, go home
so you don't see where I hide it.
Oh, no, I wouldn't want to see that.
What a numbskull.
[sing-songy] No peeking!
Well, Plankton, you got rid of it all.
And with no chum-uppance. [chuckles]
Whoa.
[laughing]
[yawning] What time is it?
I guess I should hide Plankton's Chum Day gift
before Chum Day's all over.
Ah-ha! I bet Plankton would never think
to look in the sewer.
Oh. Chum. Oh, well.
Maybe I can get a little more in there.
Hmm?
[grunting]
[chuckles]
Caution wet chum.
Whoa!
Slippery when chum?
Mmm, nummy!
Don't eat chum off the sidewalk.
Bah!
There's chum here! Ew!
[chattering angrily]
- What's with all the chum?! - Call my lawyer!
What has that yellow idiot done?!
Our homes have been ruined by you and your stinking chum!
Your chum ruined my hair!
Your chum made me dumb!
You were already dumb.
Well, it didn't make me any smarter!
- Get him! - Yeah!
[bell ringing]
♪ Chum, chum, chum, chum Chum-chum-chum-chum ♪
We shouldn't be fighting. It's Chum Day.
- Chum Day? - What's Chum Day?
♪ Deck the sea with lumps Of new chum ♪
♪ Chuma chuma chum Chum chum chum chum ♪
♪ 'Tis the season To be chum dumb ♪
♪ Chuma chuma chum Chum chum chum chum ♪
♪ Don we now our chum apparel ♪
♪ Chuma chuma chum Chum chum chum chum ♪
♪ As we sing this stinky carol♪
♪ Chuma chuma chum Chum chum chum chum ♪
Chum! Chum! Chum! Hello, I'm Chum-ta Claus.
So anyway, back to the mob violence.
[growling]
[laughing]
Merry Chum Day, everyone.
Huh?
[chattering happily]
Strong grip, huh? Yeah.
I officially declare today... Chum Day!
[cheering]
[humming] Ah.
Whoa! Yay!
Whoo. Heh. Tastes really bad.
But the holiday spirit is keeping us in denial.
Gristle toe?
[alarm blaring]
- Mwah. - [chuckles]
[yawning]
[gasping]
Huh? Ah. You! Boy! What day is today?
Today?
Such an intelligent boy. A remarkable boy.
Yes, today! What is today?
Why, it's Chum Day!
Then I haven't missed it. Wait a minute.
Chum Day? That's disgusting!
[amazed chattering]
You all love Chum Day?
[cheering]
It was me! I invented Chum Day!
Chum Day is copy-written by me-
[whimpering]
Uh, excuse me, are you responsible
for all this chum?
Yes, that's right. You're welcome.
Well, as the Health Inspector, I've got something for you.
Hm. $1 billion?!
[whimpering] Bleh!
You know, there is a way out of paying the fine.
I'll do it. What is it?
You can eat up all the chum.
[coughing]
Isn't there anyone that knows the true meaning of Chum Day?
- I know. - Huh?
Lights, please.
And lo, there was chum.
A food that turned from revolting to festive
by magical thinking.
And the goodwill of chum clogged the hearts
of fish kind and ushered in a new-
[laughing]
[music playing]
[muttering, groaning]
[groaning]