Leorio: Alright, let's do this.
Random Guide: Alrighty, everyone!
Welcome to Killua's front yard...
...on a mountain!
Leorio: Wait, what are we doing here?
Gon: We're gonna get Killua back from being grounded.
-Who?
Kurapika: Kid with the white hair.
So, we're not going to Disneyland?
No, we said we were going to Killua's place.
-So, this isn't six flags?
Ooohh my God...
*edgy sped up intro :P*
*i love this song*
*is this how night core works?*
Hunter x Dumber
Gon: I wonder how Killua's doing right now.
*Whip*
Reh!
Killua: Ow.
Reh!
Ow..
Eh!
Ouch.
Kikyo: So, Killy,
Have you learned your lesson yet?
Oh yes. Next time I try to kill my family,
I should make sure to finish the job.
-That's righhht.
Now whip him some more, fat boy!
Milluki the Fat boy: Mom, I'm not fat..
Killua: Yeah, you're pretty fat.
That's mah boi! Now call him a mommy's boi!
Milluki the Mommy's Boy: I'm not a Mommy's Boy!
You're a Mommy's Boy.
-MOMMY, HE CALLED ME A MOMMY'S BOY!
Shut up, Mommy's Boi!
Gon: Hey, can you tell us how to get inside? We want to get Killua ungrounded.-
Old Kim Jong Un: Too bad?
Well, is there a way to get in?
Of course! The front gate is unlocked!
You can open it right up!
It only weighs like two pounds.
Leorio: Hah! Two pounds is easy, am I right? Am I right...
Kurapika? Gon? -
Oh, I'm sorry. It's two tons.
Ha! Two tons of easy!
Fuckface, how much is your tons?
Fuckface: More than you can lift, young man.
Kurapika: Is there any other way we can get in?
-Well, the only other way I could think of is for you to convince the head butler to let you in.
I'll go get him on the line for you.
Hello?
Gotoh: Hello.
Did he just-
He just took your phone.
Gon: Is this the head butler?
Gotoh: Yes, you are speaking to the head butler.
Gon:You don't sound like your head butler to me.
What is that supposed to mean?
I mean, you just don't sound like a head butler to me.
Who the fuck are you?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Killua's best friend, Gon! Can I talk to him?
Gotoh: Wait, what was that first thing you said?
You don't sound like a head butler to me?
-No, no.The other first thing.
-I'm Killua' best friend.
Heheheh.
Gotoh: Hey, guys, this kid's on the phone. He says his Killua's best friend.
*All butlers laugh* Hell nah, this kid's hilarious. Hehe. And a little crazy.
*Laughter*
You can't see Killua
Oh come on!
-There's got to be some way you'll let us in.
Well, I mean, there is one way. If you had some sort of, uh-
-coin collection, then I could let you in.
Gon: Oh, oh yeah. Yeah,I have a coin collection. I always have one on me.
I love coins! Isn't that right guys?
Leorio: Since when the fuck does he ever like coins?
Kurapika: Shut up, don't fuck this up for us!
Gotoh: O-okay. You can come in. Yes!
Yes! Old man, fucking let them in! I told you: no one is allowed in, UNLESS they have a coin collection.
Chop-chop
I hate this job.
Killua: Hey, thanks for getting me out of there, Dad. It was getting really boring.
Silva: Anything for you, son.
So, why am I here?
Oh you know, just wanted to have a father-son talk.
Okay, so what do you want to talk about? .
Well...
How's your... baseball going?
Dad, I don't play baseball.
Oh, uh. How's your...video games?
-Dad, you said video games are the devil.
Damn it ,son, I'm trying here!
Anyways, I wanted to talk to you about a rumor I've been hearing around the manor. I hear you made a new friend.
Yeah, his name is Gon.
Do you... Do you like him?
Oh, what do you mean?
Well,when a man and another man love each other very much-
Dad, I'm not gay.
Oh, thank God!
whoo~
You had me worried there kiddo. Go ahead and hang out with your friend.
Oh, well thanks.
Finally, you guys got here.What happened to your face?
Gon: Weeelll...
Hey, can you let us in?We're Killua's best friends.
Canary: Ahaha! Killua ain't got no friends!
I'm the closest friend he got and I fucking hate him.
Well that's depressing.
Well, I'm gonna go see Killua now.
You ain't gonna pass line, tho.
I'm Gonna pass this line!
Boi, are you deaf?I said yo ain't gonna pass this line!
(I'm gonna pass this line).
*Ass whooping*
Then she got bored.
My girl Oprah was on. Whatchu'd expect?
Not watch Oprah? Shit.
Gotoh: That's very interesting, but uh...
Where's your coin collection?
Leorio: Ha! We tricked you! We don't have no coin collection ya fucking idiot!
Now, we just get Killua and leave!
Killua's not here yet. He doesn't even know you're here.
and now he won't ever.
Leorio: Ah, shit.
Kurapika: God dammit, Leorio, you fucked us over! This is why I voted to keep tape over his mouth!
Gotoh: Alright, here's how this is gonna go:
We're going to play a game,
If you win, you get to leave with Killua, if you lose...
Well, you know what's gonna happen.
We get ponies?!
Please kill him first.
Gotoh: If you can guess which hand the coin is in, then you win.
Gon: It's in your left hand.
No, you didn't let me finish.
When I say start, you can guess.
-It's in your left.
I TOLD you to wait!.
But you said start.
I said when I say start, you can start.
Hey, it's still in your left hand.
(sighs) Alright, fine, you win.
President Bleach: But Sir! :
No! It's the butler's code! They won. Kind of, guaranteed.
Gon: So,we can leave?
Just get out of here.
Killua: Hey, thanks for getting me out of there. It was a real drag.
Gon: Yeah, no problem. So what are we all gonna do now?
Leorio: I'm gonna go home and say hi to momzies. Then, I'm gonna be the greatest doctorrr ever.
Gon :Your dream is to be the greatest doctor ever?
Kurapika: Well, greatest nurse MAYBE, and I'm pushing it, but I don't know about doctor.
Leorio: Heh! I AM the greatest doctor ever.
See?
Well I'll be damned. It does say that.
It's written in crayon, but, who am I to judge?
Kurapika: Aaannd I'm out.
Killua: By the way, didn't you have a broken arm?
Gon: Yes!
So where do you want to go now?
Well, do you have any money?
What's money?
Wow, you really are sheltered.
Well, if we want to get some quick cash another perfect place to get it.
Gon: Really, where?
Hisoka: ~Hii,Gony-chan~
Gon: *Screaming for his life*